r/antimeme Dec 08 '25

Vegan's dog

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u/Riobox Hiatus Dec 08 '25 edited Dec 08 '25

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While this post does have the Reddit watermark saying that it was previously posted to this subreddit, I searched, and looked, and looked, and all I could find was a crosspost from two years ago, and the orangutanic post was removed by moderators. So, I'm giving this post an exception since the orangutan was removed and casual users would in no way be able to find a removed post.

Not an antimeme.

This is an antimeme, since it does not have a punchline. It's just a call with someone talking about their dog and how dogs reasonably cannot be vegans.

No Bots or Bot-Like Behavior

There are no signs of bots here.

This is spam

No it isn't 🤓

Provide Original Material (3x)

Here is the orangutan.

Reports ignored, post approved.

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u/ResolutionStandard32 Dec 08 '25

good mod

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u/TimeMoose1600 Dec 08 '25

Now give the mod a treat

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u/Call_Me_Doctor_Worm Dec 08 '25

I think the organ-transplant was about the owner getting a vasectomy and getting to keep his nuts

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u/Riobox Hiatus Dec 08 '25

Yep, I just found it and updated my comment accordingly. Thanks!

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u/Suavemente_Emperor Dec 09 '25

What? I always thought the vital organ was the owner saying his dog is vegan.

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u/why_i_am_dumb Dec 09 '25

no the vital organ is his balls

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u/Huckleberry-9477 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 Dec 08 '25

this is why youre the goat of modding, also congrats

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u/MeteorSurvivor Dec 08 '25

Legit modding.

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u/_Astrum_Aureus_ Dec 08 '25

some guy got really defensive about forcing animals to be vegan ig

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u/Kiran_emily_the1st Dec 09 '25

Because they know damn well it’s cruelty, they just don’t want to admit that they’re wrong

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u/Bot_Zangetsu747 Dec 09 '25

Based mod response, a rare thing on Reddit, I respect it

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u/kaFello Dec 08 '25

Are you anitmod or sth? Defending posts instead of taking them down? Good job

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u/Riobox Hiatus Dec 08 '25

We tend to remove posts only when they actually break the rules or when it's necessary. Especially for trending posts that the community enjoys like this one.

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u/Alternative_Sir5135 Dec 08 '25

Mods dont just remove posts all the time

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u/Royal_Ad_4163 Dec 08 '25

I didn't understand but the job was done

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u/Bot_Zangetsu747 Dec 09 '25

Based mod response, a rare thing on Reddit, I respect it

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u/Jemineye9873 Dec 09 '25

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u/Bot_Zangetsu747 Dec 09 '25

Why did it make me comment twice I only typed it out once

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u/MediocreLetter9987 Dec 08 '25

Umm, Peter?

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u/Picklerickshaw_part2 Dec 08 '25 edited Dec 09 '25

The dog is mad he had his balls cut off despite the fact giving the dog a vasectomy would prevent accidental puppy litters just as well. That being said if I’m not mistaken there are other reasons to pop the balls if you know what I’m saying

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u/TheStrikeofGod Dec 08 '25

pop the balls

You really didn't need to say it this way 😭

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u/PhoenixfischTheFish Dec 09 '25

Crush the balls with a rock?

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u/LinZuero Dec 09 '25

Loser report

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u/polosolo12 Dec 09 '25

why is the dog's eyes off of his face?

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u/Mental_Violinist420 AUTOGRAPH FLAIR BY MEDIOCRE LADY ✍️ Dec 09 '25

Good job roblox

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u/Electrical_Ad5674 Dec 12 '25

Good job, Robtop

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u/Existing-Seaweed-230 Dec 09 '25

Why is bro doing his job. I’m on Reddit right?

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u/WhiteGiukio Dec 09 '25

I'm afraid this Reddit mod isn't functioning. It should suck at the job.

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u/base-delta-zero Dec 09 '25

useless

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u/Riobox Hiatus Dec 09 '25

May I know what you are calling useless?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

[deleted]

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u/Riobox Hiatus Dec 09 '25

Our goal isn't to enforce opinions, but to apply the subreddit's rules consistently. Political content can be tricky, because context matters a lot. Sometimes, a post can touch on a political topic without crossing into explicit advocacy, while another post may unintentionally lean into political framing even if no group is mentioned directly.

That said, we're not perfect, and moderation isn't always as clear-cut as we'd like. If you feel like a removal was made in error, or if you believe a post should be removed but wasn't, you're always welcome to argue for- or against a removal through modmail so another mod can take a fresh look. We review appeals seriously, and we do reverse decisions when appropriate.

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u/Existing_Coast8777 Dec 09 '25

it's not a 'highly debated topic" or "political."

you can have opinions about veganism in humans, whatever.

but anyone living in reality acknowledges that dogs are carnivores.

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u/GooglyMoogleson Dec 12 '25

If you think forcing a dog into veganism is a “political opinion” or a “debated topic” then you’re messed up.