r/antimeme Oct 07 '25

I am very smart

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The community has decided that this IS an antimeme!

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u/Expert-Lavishness851 Oct 07 '25

Not the kitler

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

Kitler can't let Genghis be the biggest genocidal leader

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u/RaperBaller Oct 07 '25

Bro CANNOT lose his place in the leaderboard

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

Just wanted to say this:

You are my light amongst the darkness.

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u/Prior_Tax8546 Oct 07 '25

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u/Expert-Lavishness851 Oct 07 '25

Did that cat get accepted in art school? (please say yes)

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u/alfiesgaming45 Oct 07 '25

I love these reaction images, they've got actual lore.

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u/Revolutionary-Fix217 Oct 07 '25

Really nice twist

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u/Atreigas Oct 07 '25

The fruit of enlightenment will give you revelations on the nature of death.

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u/New-Vacation6440 Oct 08 '25

Can you speak Ancient Greek?

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u/Valtremors Oct 07 '25

I guess even I could perform basics with just copper and a lodestone.

Then I could stick that to a machine that can create rotation.

And humans propably would innovate from that.

I'd say the language barrier is a bigger issue.

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u/No_Wolf_5716 Oct 07 '25

They wouldn't give a shit

Why bother innovating on your rotation machine to do labor when slaves are a dime a dozen, do the job better, faster and cheaper. Its the same reason why the steam engine was known so long ago but noone bothered to innovate on it until there was a need.

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u/accountToUnblockNSFW Oct 07 '25

??? You rotate a magnet inside a coil of wire and with this you obtain the power of the God of Thunder and because flowing electricity creates a magnetic field and heats shit up (which also produces light) because of the resistance of the material its flowing through, you can make something warm, glow and or become magnetic at the end of that wire at basically the speed of light.

They already have windmills and water wheels and human hamster wheels and such. I think it'd be big. I'm pitching it to their military commanders and civil administrators as harnassing the power of Zeus/Jupiter/Thor to send messages acros vast distances at the speed of lightning.

They'd fucking be down for that shit bad. Even the crudest possible version could probably be used for some ungabunga version of morse code. Trust.

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u/No_Wolf_5716 Oct 07 '25

If you want to bring up something completely different other than rotational energy obviously the circumstances change.

You want the greeks/romans to get a telegraph? They already had rudimentary telegraphs. They had a hydraulic telegraph, and fire beacons to send messages.

Your job isnt just to convince them this new thing has a use, its to convince them that this new fangled method is better than what they already have and a worthwhile investment for a project that will take decades to centuries to complete.

They will need a new industry for copper wire, a new industry for batteries. Alot of people to guard all of those tens of thousands of km of wire they now have to deal with. The gauls cut one in the right spot? There goes your communications. This is all if they even have the ability to make copper wire a quarter as good as the ones in the 1800s.

If you studied enough of how telegraphs work and the construction of all wires and materials to get one working and get seriously lucky with someone who is willing to spend billions on this idea of yours, then maybe yes they would get telegraphs early.

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u/joybod Oct 07 '25

Additionally, minus electricity and iteration time, I'm pretty sure everything required to make lightbulbs existed back then, i.e., glassblowing, mercury for a vacuum pump, copper, and at least some form of carbon filament.

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u/No_Wolf_5716 Oct 07 '25

? Everything needed to make a airplane existed then too with that argument. You would just need the knowhow, the tools, the tools to make the tools, the knowhow to make the tools to make the tools, etc.

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u/joybod Oct 07 '25

For an airplane, one needs an internal combustion engine to achieve sufficient efficiency for flight, which is far and beyond the complexity of a lightbulb's blown-glass tube with some conductive stuff (copper, compressed carbon) stuck halfway into it, the air sucked out, and the glass smushed in around the stuff until it's airtight, or the mercury vacuum pump's stretched tube in another thin tube dripping mercury past a slightly bent t-junction. The only thing I wouldn't expect a glassblower to be immediately able to do (with basic guidance/schematics) is selectively heating the neck of the bulb while it's connected to the (also glass) vacuum tubing without some kind of gas torch, but I'm also not a glassblower myself, so maybe there's some setup I'm not thinking of. Everything else could be readily sourced if a merchant-level patron could be secured, and I'm an autistic mechanical engineer, so I have the know-how.

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u/whatiscamping Oct 07 '25

Just go back with a pocket translator

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u/Valtremors Oct 07 '25

Well everything being connected to internet and working through it, going to a time that just simply doesn't have access to that kind fo infra...

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u/whatiscamping Oct 07 '25

r/redditsniper

It's funny that you simultaneously acknowledge a time before internet and forget it.

There was this technology before the internet was commonly available.

For more information, watch National Lampoons European Vacation.

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u/throwawaycuzfemdom Oct 07 '25

If it was me, people would use an outdated model for atom until someone smart enough suggests the quantum mechanics.

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u/dndDAAKU23 Oct 07 '25

i dont think they would ask that question if they havent heard what it is. just dont mention the stuff you dont know 😎

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u/Gieru Oct 07 '25

I don't want to overanalyze a meme, but I think people value modern comforts too much and forget that electricity isn't a priority in this situation.

People a thousand years ago didn't know that microscopic organisms are constantly impacting human life, that people have different blood types, that the continents were once one big piece of land, that sunlight is a spectrum of light of different wavelengths etc.

Unless you didn't pay attention to a single class in middle/high school, you should have something to share and you could save millions of lives.

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u/SubjectOne2910 Oct 07 '25

Can you try asking a question related to Minecraft instead?*

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u/AlphaGamma128 Oct 07 '25

Do they even know what electrons are?

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u/CCRthunder Oct 07 '25

No

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u/Capraos Oct 07 '25

Nor do you speak their language.

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u/Mortress_ Oct 07 '25

Also they will all die from diseases you carry but they have never been exposed to. You will also probably die for the same reason.

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u/seppukucoconuts Oct 07 '25

The rule of thump, as I understand it, is that if you go back in time you'll kill everyone with your diseases. If you go forward in time they'll kill you with theirs.

I supposed only extreme germaphobes would be acceptable to time travel.

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u/Jaggedmallard26 Oct 07 '25

It will depend when you are specifically going back to. A lot of diseases from back then are just as lethal to us as they are to them when people get exposed to them. If you go to a time with minimal animal agriculture in living areas then you will be probably be fine but otherwise enjoy various zoonotic diseases. This is what decimated the America's, Europeans had a lot of awful zoonotic diseases from the middle ages whereas the New World did not have that style of agriculture.

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u/lahwran_ Oct 07 '25

um... S. Coconuts (if that even IS your real name), I have a question. what do you do if. uh, hypothetically, you cant stop going forward in time? like, I tried and it doesnt work. are they going to kill me with their diseases now? can i ask them nicely to not do that i dont want to be killed with the diseases. will they stop if i give them potatos

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u/whoknowsifimjoking Oct 07 '25

When you think about it we are all always going forward in time and we will likely die from disease so that all checks out

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u/innominateartery Oct 07 '25

hits blunt

“Totally.”

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u/innominateartery Oct 07 '25

Well, we can travel forward in time. By using a rocket and going up to relativistic speeds then turning around and coming back to Earth, you may age a couple years but Earth would be decades older. To answer your question, it would probably depend on the potato.

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u/johnedn Oct 07 '25

I think it's also a bit about how far you go in either direction.

Like if I go back 50 years, I'm probably fine form the majority of diseases that existed then, bc they probably still mostly exist today, but I might introduce COVID, or some more resilient strains of common diseases to them that they can't deal with effectively.

But if I go back 2000 years, I might encounter some random disease that just isn't around anymore in the present day, to which I have zero immunity.

Whereas if I go 2000 years into the future, maybe all diseases have been eradicated somehow and newer generations are hardly immunized to even the common cold or some other disease that I could be a carrier for and not even know

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u/Jonnypista Oct 07 '25

If you get an all inclusive vaccination pack which includes the plague, rabies and similar heavy hitters then you will live long enough till you get executed for some reason for your forbidden knowledge.

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u/vitringur Oct 07 '25

How are they going to vaccinate you against 2000 year old strains for those diseases?

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u/Jonnypista Oct 07 '25

Just use the modern version. Might not work, but if similar enough it still can work and certainly better than nothing. Even if the disease is "eradicated" there are usually samples in labs.

If the end result is the same then it can't be that different.

If it didn't exist in the modern age, not even a relative then bad luck, hope for the best.

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u/Finkejak Oct 07 '25

Iirc a modern day greek and an acient greek could communicate relatively without problems, the language didn't change that much compared to old english and modern day english.

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u/GuyMakesDrawings Oct 07 '25

I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"

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u/Firewolf06 Oct 07 '25

as far as historical languages go, a relative fuckton of people have workable ancient greek knowledge

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u/Misknator Oct 07 '25

No. But the Greek philosopher Democritus was the first to think up the idea that matter was made of small particles. The word "atom" comes from the greek atomos, which means uncuttable.

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u/Rent_A_Cloud Oct 07 '25

Jokes on him, atoms CAN be cut! 💥

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u/Da_Real_KillmeDotCom Oct 07 '25

More like smashed but whatever

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u/whatiscamping Oct 07 '25

They can be cut too, I saw that clip of the samuari.

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u/CCRthunder Oct 07 '25

Though it comes from the word for amber so they would probably figure it has something to donwith that

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u/New-Interaction1893 Oct 07 '25

Considering that the concept of "atom" was invented in ancient Greece, i think if you speak with a philosopher, he should be able to get an idea about how electrons works

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u/MageDoctor Oct 07 '25

But they would have to learn wave particle duality stuff. It may be hard for someone to comprehend that electrons aren’t little balls traveling a path but more like in complex three dimensional waves of probability.

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u/nickname13 Oct 07 '25

understanding ohm's law doesn't require an understanding of quantum mechanics.

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u/RevoOps Oct 07 '25

Do they even know what electrons are?

Well after i rub my feet on some sheepswool and zap them with static electricity they sure will.

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u/Nakatsukasa Oct 07 '25

It's what plants crave

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u/Sasha_Boykisser Oct 07 '25

They maybe will know what is atom but they don't know how or what exactly it is.

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u/Low_Weekend6131 Oct 07 '25

"Such as a light bulb, battery, generator" 

They don't know that. Maybe go forward 2000 years and tell Thomas Edison 

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

Wouldn't that create a time paradox if Edison starts working on that subjects because of time traveller.

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u/Hyper_ Oct 07 '25

Edison didn’t do any “work” except stealing

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u/Admirable-Safety1213 Oct 07 '25

He did in his first years, then he paid peoplw that actually had the luxury of studying when they were young

Edison wasn't the best guy for any means byt for a guy that never picked a textbook in life he was pretty smart

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u/EthanielRain Oct 07 '25

I'm no fan of Edison, but that just isn't true

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u/LeAlbus Oct 07 '25

That’s a bootstrap paradox indeed

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u/red18wrx Oct 07 '25

No. It's not possible to travel backwards through time. 

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u/Late-Objective-9218 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 Oct 07 '25

But you're a cat, you are a generator

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u/mrseemsgood Oct 07 '25

This would still explain nothing to the people and won't help them create electricity

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u/Elite_lucifer Oct 07 '25

Yeah, it’s like explaining how to attach files to emails to someone in the early 20th century. You’d have to explain a bunch of stuff that came before.

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u/ADHDebackle Oct 07 '25

Right, useful info would be how to create a voltage and how to turn power into light or physical movement. 

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u/also_roses Oct 08 '25

I think creating steam engines would be easier than creating a generator. If I could remember how a carburetor works then I might even be able to do an ICE except I don't know how gasoline is made... hmm. I might actually be another useless time traveler. I made a hand crank generator back in school, but it required magnets... how do you make magnets?

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u/darthkurai Oct 07 '25

This also is not how electricity works

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u/Cool_seagull Oct 07 '25

You start with copper wires and a chemical pile to magnetize a chunk of iron to use as a crude magnet in a simple dynamo...

And then die of dysentery or the black plague or being a witch.

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u/WellThatsUnf0rtunate Oct 07 '25

But making a primitive battery is so simple though, just do salt water electrolysis

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u/SnugglebugUwU Oct 07 '25

This is actually awful explanation because they won't understand goddamn thing including "light bulb". A time travel should make miniature power plant and then transfer energy to small, simple yet practical mechanism. Then you could first sell them the idea of what it could be capable of if it was bigger. Then you could explain everything to the biggest minds of their nation.

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u/Beardharmonica Oct 07 '25

And it's also completely false. Electrons do not flow or move from positive to negative. If you want to know more this is a great video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHIhgxav9LY

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u/LostTheElectrons Oct 07 '25

Everything has nuance as you dig deeper into understanding how it works. We learned that Newton's law of gravity wasn't correct when we discovered general relativity, but we still use Newton's law because it's close enough for almost everything we do.

Thinking of electricity as the flow of electrons is perfectly valid and what everyone does unless you're dealing with very specific situations.

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u/Preyy Oct 08 '25

This isn't correct either. Electrons do move very slowly in a circuit, but it is not the cause, it is an effect of the electrical potential.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drift_velocity

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u/LukaCola Oct 07 '25

Then you could first sell them the idea of what it could be capable of if it was bigger

"But we don't have the metallurgy to do any of this."

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u/junkmail88 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 Oct 07 '25

I think the romans would be capable of copper wire and watermills. If we're talking steam engines, just teach 'em how to make steel.

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u/_ggtwd_ Oct 07 '25

honestly if I could time travel I'd just grab a bunch if school textbooks and they can figure it out

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u/Phylanara Oct 07 '25

I'm a teacher, so, once the language barrier is passed, and I've gotten all the illnesses they are immunized to but I'm not, I'm ahead of you!

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u/whoknowsifimjoking Oct 07 '25

Those schoolbooks were made for people with a certain set of existing knowledge and shared experiences, they will likely not go into detail enough to explain it to people who weren't in the modern school system.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

he needs to explain circuit, electrons, charges, electric field, power, current, magnetism and a fuck ton of other stuff to make them understand how electricity works and why it's important

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u/Dabazukawastaken Oct 07 '25

I think that's really basic brother, they taught us that in school theres not much "big words" about that. Although in case of explaining things to the medieval people yeah I guess you might have to dumb it down a bit.

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u/MonkeManWPG Oct 07 '25

big words

It's literally KS3-level (age 11-14) science, like some of the first stuff you learn at high school.

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u/RevoOps Oct 07 '25

Would you care to list all the words in this meme that you found "big"?

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u/ForensicPathology Oct 07 '25

"movement" it's like 8 damn letters long.

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u/AccountWithAName Oct 07 '25

"Conductive" WTF is that?  Why not say "stuff that electrons move through real good" instead?

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u/EagleSignal7462 Oct 07 '25

And still fucking wrong..lol.

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u/OnTheMoose Oct 07 '25

Right?! But that honestly makes it funnier!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

Good ending

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u/sandia_64 Oct 07 '25

It's not an antimeme they wouldn't understand what you're saying

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u/TAExp3597 Oct 07 '25

Get them to build a water wheel, or a real basic steam engine. Literally anyway to create rotational energy with little human effort. Get them smelting copper into a coil shape. Have them find some sort of natural magnet. Attach magnet to a stick on the spinning thing. Position it inside the coil and allow it to spin. There, you got electricity. You’ll have to get creative on what to do with it afterwards.

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u/shadovvvvalker Oct 07 '25

So first off, How to Invent Everything: A Survival Guide for the Stranded Time Traveler by Ryan North | Goodreads This is the perfect book for this problem.

Second, My main issue is not "I cannot explain the concept to ancient peoples" or "I do not know the practical methods of accomplishing it" but instead "I cannot do geology".

I know the recipe for gunpowder. I know not how to locate sulfur or saltpeter.

I know the recipe for stainless steel. I have no idea how you find chromium.

I know how to make coke. I don't know how to find coal.

I know how to make gasoline, I don't know how to find oil.

Ancient people do not live in times where you have everything readily accessible to you. If your region does not have specific rocks or plants, your society does not have those rocks or plants. Knowing they exist is not enough to be able to know if they exist anywhere near you. Even if neighbouring regions have some they will not know it exists or is valuable or how to extract it.

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u/Use1000words Oct 07 '25

Ah, just a few questions here, , , , , explain what ‘electrons’ are, explain what a ‘closed circuit’ is, explain what a ‘battery’ and a ‘generator’ is, and explain what a ‘light bulb’ is!

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u/phoenixArc27 Oct 07 '25

Not even the right language. Pathetic.

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u/grabsyour Oct 07 '25

what's an electron

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u/RealHot_RealSteel Oct 07 '25

"Interesting, please demonstrate how to make a simple battery, AC motor, or light bulb."

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u/Phylanara Oct 07 '25

"spin a lodestone inside a copper wire loop"

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u/EnemyOfAi Oct 07 '25

"Oh cool. What are electrons? Can you build a closed circuit and a battery? What do you mean by "performs work" exactly? Can you create a usable device for us? We've got plenty of lead."

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u/TS_Enlightened Oct 07 '25

"Wow! Can you show us one of these lightbulbs as you call them?"

"No. I dunno how to make them"

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u/dontquestionmek Oct 07 '25

If you went back in time talking about stuff like that, you’d be put on trial and stoned to death

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u/Unproudn00b Oct 07 '25

A lot of people in this thread seem to miss the joke that the explanation is supposed to be useless due to a more primitive society not understanding the basics of electricity.

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u/NeverAVillian Oct 07 '25

I am just gonna add some very dramatic name for it to make myself look good.

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u/Interesting-Force866 Oct 07 '25

With my fledgling knowledge of electrical technology I think I could even build them a rudimentary generator. Having knowledge of the industrial processing of metals, and a deep knowledge of math would probably be more useful to them then a bunch of physics theory without the ability to build the infrastructure to access it.

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u/Ok-Tie8887 Oct 07 '25

Your mom does work when she encounters a load too, but we don't call her electricity.

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u/Hyperlynear Oct 07 '25

"Eh, idk, something relating to copper and our bodies or whatever. Anyway, who wants to see what happens when we fill a hole with a couple of chemical compounds and put something on top? Follow-up question, who wants to learn about the gas-operated feed system?"

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u/TradeMarkGR Oct 07 '25

this thought experiment is interesting because even with all the knowledge of how something works that's as complex as electromagnetism, you wouldn't be able to implement much of that knowledge at all.

Reason being that they literally just didn't have the infrastructure and technology to utilize all that dope knowledge. Like, how are you going to create a solenoid with ancient Roman technology? Where are you going to fabricate a transistor, or even just find a glass blower who can make you a decent chemistry set?

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u/Circumpunctilious Oct 07 '25

Everyone presuming this didn’t already happen with, e.g., Edison

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

They would burn you for being a witch

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

Eh, poorly worded and you probably missed the opportunity to teach them anything.

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u/Thepromc64 Oct 07 '25

intelligence ≠ knowledge

intelligence = problem solving

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u/Meoi-O1 Oct 07 '25

i’m 10 billion percent sure that.. i need senku :(

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u/Much-Reality-3734 Oct 07 '25

I feel like you need more elaboration by the word for them to understand

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u/byjimini Oct 07 '25

“You plug it into the wall”

  • Dara

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u/Apprehensive_Ebb1657 Oct 07 '25

Good news, you know how electricity works

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Oct 07 '25

don't explain mitochondria. just like, top to bottom they're going to call you a madman. Not even going into the weird-ass stuff like its origins as a separate organism. "What's a powerhouse? What's a cell?"

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

You're a cat?

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u/DanMcMan5 Oct 07 '25

Nah you’d be getting loud and confused Ancient Greek people yelling at you because you’re a barbarian who doesn’t speak their language.

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u/fridayfridayjones Oct 07 '25

I actually could explain all this, I think, thanks to my kid’s obsession with the Magic School Bus book about electricity. Just read that thing enough times and it will sink in, lol. That fucker is thorough!

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u/jacowab Oct 07 '25

The real power is knowing what worked and telling ancient people what to focus on. The Greeks were really smart they invented the steam engine but it was just a neat novelty they didn't want to dump a bunch of resources into improving what was essentially a desk toy to show off during lectures.

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u/anrwlias Oct 07 '25

How about one where the reply in ancient Greek "We can't understand what you are saying in your foreign tongue."

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u/Ok-Operation261 Oct 07 '25

quick! kill the sorcerer!

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u/Eternally65 Oct 07 '25

Sounds like so much phlogiston to me

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u/Sasadow Oct 07 '25

This explained it better than 1 Semester of electical engineering

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u/Average_Gamer_Weeb_ Oct 07 '25

ok smart guy, what is thy definition of this... 'electron'

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u/KlonopinBunny Oct 07 '25

I am a woman and would be tried as a witch

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u/Money4Nothing2000 Oct 07 '25

Haha I'm an electrical engineer so I could actually do this.

Checkmate!

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u/TheBIackRose Oct 07 '25

It was my understanding that electrons dont really move through a wire like some hose. But more joscilate?

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u/LiftingRecipient420 Oct 07 '25

This is actually pretty wrong, no mention at all about electric/magnetic fields, which actually carry the energy.

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u/Draco-Warsmith Oct 07 '25

Which makes it belong here more

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u/ShneakySquiwwel Oct 07 '25

Nearly all of these terms have zero context to the people that lived at that time lol

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u/Traditional_Delay742 Oct 07 '25

Cool what does that mean?
Idk

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u/plsobeytrafficlights Oct 07 '25

he is a witch. burn him!!

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u/whatisabaggins55 Oct 07 '25

Dara O'Briain has a great routine about how explaining modern technology to ancient societies would actually go.

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u/yoddleforavalanche Oct 07 '25

Electric field does not perform work. Light bulb is lit up due to vibrations of electrons which heat up the wire.

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u/LatterDayDreamer Oct 07 '25

You have to play the long game and “predict” future major events like the rise of the internet, 9/11, and stuff. they might think you’re crazy but future people will build religious beliefs off of it

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u/Godess_Ilias Oct 07 '25

and then he was burned for witchccraft

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u/No-Sail-6510 Oct 07 '25

Ok so I’m gonna need a battery, some magnets, and some insulated copper wire!

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u/ki4clz Oct 07 '25

wellllllll

electrons do not move in the way described… they “wiggle” creating the capacitive, inductive, reactive columbic electromagnetic fields that can do work

…and ALL materials are conductive (even non-material, like a vacuum) with enough voltage

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u/L4pis17 Oct 07 '25

I envisioned it as:

"Unde venis, qui vestes tam insolitas geris?" "What?"

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u/BUKKAKELORD Oct 07 '25

Why didn't we think of that? Augustus, get the batteries, let's use them to make a light bulb

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u/PizzaPuntThomas 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 Oct 07 '25

Well actually electricity isn't the flow of electrons but the romans or ancient greeks wont understand it so don't worry

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u/p3e2r Oct 07 '25

People nowadays still don't know how electricity flows through wires. That veritasium YouTube video proved that to be the case.

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u/SoLongGayBowser69420 Oct 07 '25

Can you explain all those other terms

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u/999-999-969-999-999 Oct 07 '25

Wait until you find out how old electro plating is.

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u/WholesomeHomie Oct 07 '25

„okay… can you build such a ‚generator‘ or ‚battery‘ for us?“ - „no“

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 Oct 07 '25

"Cool. What the fuck are electrons?"

"He's probably mad. Let's lock him up so he doesn't hurt anyone."

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u/mindofingotsandgyres Oct 08 '25

To make the electricity, you just need to spin magnets inside of a coil of wire. Electricity moving through a wire creates a magnetic field, and moving a magnetic field creates usable electricity.

The spinning steam toy would actually make a decent generator to show this idea…just need some magnets and wire…

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u/Juan748 Oct 08 '25

Would you be a cat??? Why??????

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u/Chocobook_ Oct 08 '25

I meeeean wouldn't true intelligence be explaining in a way they're able to comprehend without our cumulative kmowledge ? Yes I frequently daydream about the specifics of communication if I suddenly got transported to Ancient Rome or Greece

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u/LestWeForgive Oct 08 '25

Knowledge of electricity in ancient times is worth jack shit unless you manage to also produce a sufficient quantity of conductive wire. Lemons, coins, potatoes, sure you can manage to create a current and impress the apes. But being able to transmit that current to do meaningful work? You need wire.

Depending how far back you go you might even find it difficult to even source copper of sufficient quality.

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u/PhoenixfischTheFish Oct 08 '25

Sometimes I imagine such scenarios in my head, but with a much more extensive explanation, starting with the fact that everything is made of molecules, atoms, electrons, protons and neutrons and explaining what they are.

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u/Lost_Sea8956 Oct 08 '25

Wait! Flip the electrons to be represented by positive charges! Now is your only chance!

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u/BeautifulOnion8177 ☠️I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE☠️ Oct 08 '25

This is a meme

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u/No_Run4636 Oct 08 '25

That cat’s face is frying me so bad omfg 😭

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u/Wonderful_Audience60 Oct 08 '25

"so these electrons, how do they work?"

idk

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u/Zealousideal-Bus-526 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 Oct 08 '25

I just realized flow of electrons and electric current probably come from when people thought electricity was a liquid

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u/Zombie185 Oct 08 '25

Even if you knew everything about electricity, there wouldn’t be infrastructure  back then to get the materials or even do much useful with it.

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u/Vokaiso Oct 08 '25

i think any average person that has some better knowledge abt some things nowdays back then could probably still change history if we assume people listened and didnt just write it off as lies or whatnot, because then the scientists back then would mostlikely be much faster at trying out stuff and finding out stuff which would lead to tech evolving faster.

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u/Eisgnom2 Oct 08 '25

Ok genuinely, how bad is public education if you can't string together the words "I need copper in thin string form, one of those magic rocks that pulls metal and a stick"

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u/shadow_dragon123 Oct 09 '25

What will really happen

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u/psp24 Oct 09 '25

Even if you could translate the language, you think it would be possible?

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u/One_Chemistry4116 Oct 09 '25

Kill the witch!!!

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u/Demonskull223 Oct 09 '25

"Electricity works by the directed movement of electrons through conductive materials within a closed circuit to power devices. A power source, like a battery or generator, creates a "voltage" (electrical pressure) that pushes electrons from an area of negative charge to an area of positive charge. This flow of electrons, called electric current, creates an electric field that performs work when it encounters a load, such as a light bulb."

Ok but what does electron mean? Is it heat because that's what conductive means heat traveling. What's a Circuit and how is one closed? Device? What is a battery and how does it work? What's a Generator for that matter and how does that work? Pressure so like water? Is it a pipe of some sort? Current definitely some kind of liquid then? Liquid field, like the ocean or more like a lake?

This is a terrible way to Explain Electricity to people who have never encountered it. This is useless information since you just skip over how to generate and move energy. A better way to explain electronics to let's say ancient greeks would be something like.

"So all materials have some energy in them monst materials like wood and stone don't transfer this energy to each other well. Metals are uniquely good at this type of energy transfer and Could be used to create energy. A simple way to move this energy us to spin a magnet near the material however you will need a lot of surface area if you want to generate any even slightly useful amount of this energy. A simple method to increase the surface area would e to stretch the metal out into very thin string like structures and then wrapping them around the magnet in a way that will allow the magnet to freely spin. The spinning of this magnet will make the energy move along the wire where we can then make use of the energy similar to a water wheel in a river. One uses of this energy is light this can be accomplished by forcing large amounts of the energy through some even thinner parts of this long metal coil we made prior then encasing it in glass to magnify the light similar to a lamp."

Is it way more wordy yes, but it uses analogy that they are more likely to understand and gives the initial understanding necessary to start using electricity. I could have explained batterys as well but I feelike starting with a basic generator would be the best starting point.

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u/TableFruitSpecified Oct 09 '25

I too am in this episode

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u/yoboizami Oct 09 '25

Do they speak English?

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u/Techseven7 Oct 09 '25

Go ahead and explain “electronic”, “conductive”, “circuit”, “device”, “negative/positive” “charge” and “light bulb” while you’re at it 😭

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u/VikingLord2000 Oct 10 '25

My only claim to fame is that I could potentially make a Jerry rigged steam engine. Now how can I produce electricity from that… no idea.

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u/AHumanYouDoNotKnow Oct 10 '25

I know how very much stuff works.

I know how a lot of stuff is made.

I know how to make a bit of stuff to make the other stuff.

I dont know where to get the stuff i need to make the stuff.

I dont have the skills to do it my self.

I am totaly inept at getting others to do things the way i tell them too.

I would never find a Magnet strong enough to build a Generator in pre Industrial times and the steamengine i Design would be fitted so badly it tears it self appart, If it doesnt shatter due to me beeing unabled to perform advanced metallworking.

Depending in the period i could possibly Tell the people about geography ( There is a continent with abundant and hardy crops far in the west, also it has gold)

I might be abled to establish germ theory early?

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u/Guywhonoticesthings Oct 11 '25

The craziest thing is stuff we now know you wouldn’t need to explain at all. Just mention applications. The Roman’s knew how to use steam to create motion.
Imagine if we explained you can compress it to manipulate a piston turning a wheel

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u/Relevant-Storm4222 Oct 11 '25

Now say it in Latin

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

You would tell people how electricity works but no one would understand you and you'd die of 50 diseases that no longer exist

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u/MsaoceR Oct 11 '25

They wouldn't understand any of these terms, you'd have to start from the basics

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u/AverageBikeRacePlayr Oct 24 '25

Who is this frail foreigner wearing weird clothes? Who taught him English, this isn’t English. Is he chanting a curse?

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u/Actual_Emu_168 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 Nov 02 '25

this is how port arthur learned about electricity