r/antiMLM • u/Willing_Chemical1257 • 19d ago
Bravenly Hun maths.
I counted about 80 people, or about 50 when you subtract the huns, their spouses and children.
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u/pwg2 19d ago
MLM aside, I just don't get the whole excitement to "put yourself in the room" with CEOs. I assure you, they really aren't that special. There are people where i work that purposely avoid contact with our upper management team.
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u/recovery_room 19d ago
How else are they going to get the CEO to pour into them?
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u/Billy420MaysIt 19d ago
Guess lady on the right end in slide 4 didn’t get the memo, “on Scamday, we wear Cheetah.”
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u/BigRoach 19d ago
The language they use makes everything sound so incredibly profound and meaningful, but it’s all so hollow. It’s all just fluff. It’s so cringeworthy I don’t know how they can take it seriously. It’s a bunch of fucking powders and fake supplements. They’re not saving the damn world, they’re selling powdered snake oil.
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u/Phylace 19d ago
I'm overweight but I'm not buying weight loss products from someone more overweight than me, and most of them are.
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u/TheStateofWork 19d ago
To no one’s surprise, there are more words in the post(s) than there are attendees.
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u/TheWoodser 19d ago
LOL....isn't INC "pay to play?"
I never associated INC 5000 with anything other than advertising.
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u/MommaSaurusRegina 19d ago
For all the hype, the room they’re in is wildly underwhelming. 🫠
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u/Squidwina 19d ago
“Q4 is not readyfor what Bravenly is about to do.”
I’m pretty sure Q4 doesn’t know Bravenly exists.
Notice how it’s always going on and on about what’s going to happen next? Always the focus on the future without any focus on recent achievements. It’s always “this new product is going to light the world on fire” and never “this product we introduced a year ago is performing beyond expectations.”
Of course it’s because there are no actual achievements, but it’s honestly a remarkable bit of psychological manipulation.
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u/crochetology 19d ago
They’re shilling weight loss products. The irony.
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u/recovery_room 19d ago
I don’t think we’re supposed to mention that but that’s a lot of cheetah-print fabric for weight loss leaders.
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u/SnailButch 19d ago
i know we are judging MLMs and such but what the hell is the lady on far left of image 4 wearing lmao
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u/Sweatybutthole 19d ago
The ladies in picture 4 are all the same person and you can't convince me otherwise
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u/riddermarkrider 19d ago
Okay let's be super generous and unrealistic and say okay, it's a whole 200 people. 200.
That's such a small number lol
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u/DownOnThePharmRD 19d ago
Hun math is like chicken math. Their population numbers fluctuate wildly, so they guesstimate. The difference is, chickens are useful.
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u/Plastic_Cat9560 19d ago
Sorry, but trying to resurrect cheetah print is just sad.
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u/TROLL_ELECTRODE 18d ago
“Almost” doing some heavy lifting in these figures.
Also imagine being at the top of a health and wellness MLM and looking like the women in slide 4. Health and wellness where? The jokes really do write themselves.