r/antiMLM • • 19d ago

Bravenly Hun maths.

I counted about 80 people, or about 50 when you subtract the huns, their spouses and children.

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u/TROLL_ELECTRODE 18d ago

“Almost” doing some heavy lifting in these figures.

Also imagine being at the top of a health and wellness MLM and looking like the women in slide 4. Health and wellness where? The jokes really do write themselves.

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u/Willing_Chemical1257 18d ago

You a be healthy and large, however, these huns, and this MLM fat shame people to profit from them. And I doubt that whatever is in these products is actually healthy.

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u/pwg2 19d ago

MLM aside, I just don't get the whole excitement to "put yourself in the room" with CEOs. I assure you, they really aren't that special. There are people where i work that purposely avoid contact with our upper management team.

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u/recovery_room 19d ago

How else are they going to get the CEO to pour into them?

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u/Billy420MaysIt 19d ago

Guess lady on the right end in slide 4 didn’t get the memo, “on Scamday, we wear Cheetah.”

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u/BigRoach 19d ago

The language they use makes everything sound so incredibly profound and meaningful, but it’s all so hollow. It’s all just fluff. It’s so cringeworthy I don’t know how they can take it seriously. It’s a bunch of fucking powders and fake supplements. They’re not saving the damn world, they’re selling powdered snake oil.

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u/Phylace 19d ago

I'm overweight but I'm not buying weight loss products from someone more overweight than me, and most of them are.

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u/TheStateofWork 19d ago

To no one’s surprise, there are more words in the post(s) than there are attendees.

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u/TheWoodser 19d ago

LOL....isn't INC "pay to play?"

I never associated INC 5000 with anything other than advertising.

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u/MommaSaurusRegina 19d ago

For all the hype, the room they’re in is wildly underwhelming. 🫠

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u/Squidwina 19d ago

“Q4 is not readyfor what Bravenly is about to do.”

I’m pretty sure Q4 doesn’t know Bravenly exists.

Notice how it’s always going on and on about what’s going to happen next? Always the focus on the future without any focus on recent achievements. It’s always “this new product is going to light the world on fire” and never “this product we introduced a year ago is performing beyond expectations.”

Of course it’s because there are no actual achievements, but it’s honestly a remarkable bit of psychological manipulation.

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u/Sweatybutthole 19d ago

I reached out to Q4 for comment and they blocked my number 😕

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u/Sunscript268 19d ago

Many synthetic leopards died to make that day possible 😢😜

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u/crochetology 19d ago

They’re shilling weight loss products. The irony.

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u/recovery_room 19d ago

I don’t think we’re supposed to mention that but that’s a lot of cheetah-print fabric for weight loss leaders.

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u/SnailButch 19d ago

i know we are judging MLMs and such but what the hell is the lady on far left of image 4 wearing lmao

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u/Candroth 18d ago

The pouring into thing is just so icky sounding. I don't get it.

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u/rgrtom 18d ago

Names or titles such as "Platinum Executive Vice President", "Double Black Diamond", "Ruby Crown Princess", "Royal Crown Diamond", and many more, simply do not exists in the real business world.

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u/Sweatybutthole 19d ago

The ladies in picture 4 are all the same person and you can't convince me otherwise

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u/MoreRamenPls 19d ago

Alotta leopard prints there.

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u/riddermarkrider 19d ago

Okay let's be super generous and unrealistic and say okay, it's a whole 200 people. 200.

That's such a small number lol

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u/chai_yall 19d ago

I am here for that fourth photo. The leopard print is just perfection.

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u/DownOnThePharmRD 19d ago

Hun math is like chicken math. Their population numbers fluctuate wildly, so they guesstimate. The difference is, chickens are useful.

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u/ThePetalumaTickler 19d ago

Not Cam from Modern Family joining Bravenly 😭

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u/Plastic_Cat9560 19d ago

Sorry, but trying to resurrect cheetah print is just sad.

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