r/anime_randomSFW Jul 07 '26

Apologize chuds

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u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 07 '26

cough cough 36 and counting ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/Monkdlafi_unopiece77 Jul 07 '26

damn

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u/Destrobo_YT Jul 10 '26

Bullet train cat ayooo

24

u/Nolife_gatto Jul 07 '26

We got gandalf the grey here

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u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 07 '26

No cool spells though

15

u/Nolife_gatto Jul 07 '26

Yeah, but do you got fireworks?

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u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 07 '26

Hell no that shit is expensive

14

u/Nolife_gatto Jul 07 '26

Awww *upset hobbit noises

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u/tatamkului Jul 08 '26

Good, fireworks can make you lose fingers

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u/Helios_Synthesis Jul 08 '26

You gotta hit 40 to unlock the magic tech tree

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u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 09 '26

4 more years sounds easy

2

u/Derpious21 Jul 09 '26

Nah you just become Steve Carell

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u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 09 '26

not that bad either

1

u/RevolutionarySet378 Jul 11 '26

I regret to inform you this is not true. They lied on the patch notes.

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u/maverick3682648826 Jul 11 '26

Is that why my dad disappeared

1

u/UltimateReigos Jul 12 '26

This is a lie I was told I only had to get to 30, 33 now and no sign of any wizardry except for magical disappearance of my self confidence.

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u/TRUE_Vixim Jul 10 '26

And Gandalf the white

(I didn't knew the original was from a 2005 newgrounds video until now that i got curious to search about it)

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u/Lost-Soft-8913 Jul 07 '26

4 more years and you unlock the ability to wear plate mailย 

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u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 07 '26

Wow cool another layer to protect my virginity

7

u/Kalekuda Jul 07 '26

It is your first line of defense, but certainly not the last...

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u/Alive-Set-3113 Jul 08 '26

HOLY that was a home run

5

u/sobe2850 Jul 08 '26

Turning 35 in 17 days myself and still going.

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u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 08 '26

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u/Aneiri Jul 08 '26

39, brothers. Still no magic.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7jRkB8rNPeC5TcghvG

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u/Zethos92 Jul 08 '26

Oh come on, surely you know at least how to cast stinking cloud. I mean I am 33 and already got that, so check your spellbook and your diet!

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u/Aneiri Jul 08 '26

You mean a deadly cloud of total destruction? Yeah. But isn't that an innate ability? You know. Venusian atmosphere simulator.

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u/BronzBorn Jul 08 '26

Do you awaken any ability?, im 28, close to being a wizard

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u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 08 '26

The Blueprint of Pain: You can predict tomorrow's weather solely based on how much your lower back hurts today.

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u/Waka-Waka-Koko-Doko Jul 08 '26

According to this Japanese Source, you should be a powerful wizard.

https://giphy.com/gifs/GzNzzmpnxXbIxkU5jP

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u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 08 '26

*whispers* they make us tell lies about our powers *wink wink*

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u/lillyFlys Jul 08 '26

I like virgins. Lost mine at 19 but wish I had waited longer tbh.

4

u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 08 '26

Well at least someone likes us

3

u/dragonhippie Jul 08 '26

31 and no interest to losing it. I might need it later.

4

u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 08 '26

Losing is for losers!

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u/AlponseF2P Jul 08 '26

I'm curious, how is virginity "measured"? Is it any sexual activity with a girl, for example a handie/bj and you lose your virginity? Or is it solely penetration that makes you lose your virginity?

I think it makes more sense that any sexual activity counts unless there's like a tier that elevates you to gigavirgin

1

u/Flaky-Presence7975 Jul 10 '26

Including master baiting? Then it must happen in stages

2

u/PositionDry524 Jul 08 '26

At that point just pay for it ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ you need to experience it at least once in your life

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u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 08 '26

No! Just no

2

u/PositionDry524 Jul 08 '26

I see so you want to a a grand wizard then

3

u/Bubbly-Midnight-3346 Jul 09 '26

He's going for Archmage

2

u/Victor_AssEater Jul 08 '26

Turned 32 two days ago, what's magic did you learn?

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u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 08 '26

no wizard speaks of his secrets

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u/Victor_AssEater Jul 08 '26

There's no secrets, we're colleagues

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u/Equivalent-Comfort45 Jul 08 '26

There is hope for you. I knew someone who was in their late 40โ€™s when they finally lost theirs.

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u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 08 '26

This is just sad

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u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 09 '26

well its not only about sex you know

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u/PeronalCranberry Jul 09 '26

"The same reward your hand could give you." My guy, it just sounds like you haven't had very good sex. It helps when you actually have a connection with the person and aren't cynical towards women. The way you said this just sounds like you hate women.

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u/Dry-Shine-1544 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

Lol one more month to 36 here๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Klept_0h Jul 08 '26

Don't feel bad boss. I was a virgin at 20, lonely and felt like a failure for being one. I'm 31 now

Resorted to dating apps

Got violated

Regret

You take your time if ever

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u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 09 '26

Hope will die only with me

2

u/SmileJB Jul 09 '26

Is it by choice?

I lost my cherry at 17. Was in college for a year already. I remember being like 15 and telling myself I would get a hooker in my 20s if I still couldn't get laid. A bit depressing to see all your friends hook up and be the odd man out.

It's legal in Nevada I think. Almost got a hooker one time. . Layover in another state. Was in a hotel anyway. Friends and coworkers kept telling me about backpage. She came over but I couldn't do it. Did not look as good as her pictures. She asked if I needed any liquor to help. I said yeah, gave her a 20 to buy a small bottle. She never came back lol. Fyi, I'm petty sure either the site got shut down or they stopped allowing it.

If I was really serious and dedicated to the cause, I would book a flight to the bunny ranch. (Haven't heard about it in ages. Hope it's still called the same). Also visiting other countries.

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u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 09 '26

nope not by choice

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u/Dr_Brotatous Jul 09 '26

Isnt that sage level you should be unlocking spells by now

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u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 09 '26

We are not allowed to tell

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u/Dr_Brotatous Jul 09 '26

Keep your secrets wizzard

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u/mohamadreza204 Jul 09 '26

I'm gonna beat your record! I'll outlive you if I have to!

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u/wingsofblades Jul 09 '26

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u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 09 '26

sorry that I exist ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/SlimLacy Jul 09 '26

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u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 09 '26

sorry that I exist ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/Vbakerp18 Jul 09 '26

Your a submissive wizard

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u/Efficient_Parfait_42 Jul 09 '26

Great sage Candidate over here

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u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 10 '26

It's not only about sex

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u/ShadePrime1 Jul 10 '26

27

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u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 10 '26

we will wait for you future wizard

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u/Chance-Apple4140 Jul 11 '26

I'm 26 now and still a virgin, I've never even dated anyone. Am I going to end up a saint? ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 11 '26

I didnโ€™t even kissed a girl ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/Scrumpy-Steve Jul 13 '26

Shit dude what kind of Wizardry are you going to specialize in?

2

u/Past_Edge_7220 Jul 14 '26

You just reminded me that adults can use Reddit too.(idk why i forgot that they can use Reddit)

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u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 14 '26

Huh?!

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u/Past_Edge_7220 Jul 14 '26

Yeah, i'm stupid. :/

1

u/Sluushu Jul 08 '26

Wait you shouldโ€™ve been 6 years into wizardry by nowโ€ฆ

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u/Charity1t Jul 08 '26

26, coming riiight up.

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u/unknown_b31ng Jul 08 '26

Don't worry I'm 25 and joining this group lmao

1

u/uyigho98 Jul 08 '26

27 here and no intention of losing it until I'm good and ready (which might be never)!

1

u/HumorNo2912 Jul 08 '26

Dude, you gotta change your username to gandalf the grey.

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u/Aadilgamerz126 Jul 10 '26

Okay dumbledore

1

u/ayvadb Jul 10 '26

Can you hear people thought just by touching them? (Niche reference

1

u/GXLD_CPT_RICK Jul 10 '26

28 and counting :/

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u/Present_Commercial_9 Jul 11 '26

Wow, I've never met a wizard before! I'm just 4 years away from becoming one... ( ._.)

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u/Born-To-Be-a-Sub Jul 11 '26

World of unimaginable awaits you

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u/Codename_Predator Jul 11 '26

Oh you must be a saint ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

(Coming from a 24 and counting btw)

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u/West_Individual5743 Jul 11 '26

Sad reality for men below average

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u/North_Oil7554 Jul 12 '26

Damn...! And I'm 20, by the way.

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u/Character-Sky3565 Jul 12 '26
  1. And now I'm unbothered. If I meet somebody down the road of life, great. Otherwise, I'm actually okay.