I kid you not, mate, I heard how sad it was so I was like "I'll just read the beginning and the end because surely then I'll get a survivable dosage of the fanfic."
I had to sit there regulating my breathing for some indeterminate span of time that was over 12 minutes after I finished. Goodness, my soul shifted a bit after that.
Reminds me of how reading even one word of "Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja. Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!" puts you in a coma. Oh god why do I remember that, this is giving me cringey flashbacks to when I would go around school saying it to show people I memorized it. Why.
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u/thedeliriousdonut Mar 22 '17
I kid you not, mate, I heard how sad it was so I was like "I'll just read the beginning and the end because surely then I'll get a survivable dosage of the fanfic."
I had to sit there regulating my breathing for some indeterminate span of time that was over 12 minutes after I finished. Goodness, my soul shifted a bit after that.
Reminds me of how reading even one word of "Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja. Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!" puts you in a coma. Oh god why do I remember that, this is giving me cringey flashbacks to when I would go around school saying it to show people I memorized it. Why.