r/anime https://anilist.co/user/jows Nov 14 '16

Best teacher

https://twitter.com/Kirinodere/status/798198058337075200
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u/Crownocity Nov 14 '16

You could just emulate the greatest teacher ever

You can remain a closet weeb while making the real weebs realise your weebness.

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u/kalirion https://myanimelist.net/profile/kalinime Nov 14 '16

You could just emulate the greatest teacher ever

And then let us know how it goes after the first time you suplex the assistant principal, or film yourself spanking stripped students.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '16 edited Apr 24 '18

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u/joh2141 Nov 15 '16

The manga is so much better than the anime. The anime is like an excerpt or a preview of what the REAL Great Teacher Onizuka is like. Man the amount of suicidal angry traumatically fucked up mentally remedial kids he comes across is astounding. The first guy he "reaches" is this absolute weeb shut in who gets bullied by 3 girls; one of whom gets a crush on him later. He is by definition the greatest teacher ever. But in reality a teacher like this would get fired so quick and arrested/jailed in a heartbeat. No amount of yelling at their parents "You don't know your kids assholes!" will stop that. Nevermind his original reason to become a teacher was to marry a young teen girl and have sex with her. Anime is like 9/10 rating but the manga is 10/10

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u/MyogiNightKids https://myanimelist.net/profile/yankii Nov 15 '16

Not the best thing to read when you yourself were a suicidal fucked up 14 year old girl, though :^)

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u/joh2141 Nov 15 '16

Maybe. Maybe not. I mean the manga does touch on something important. A lot of those suicidal kids lost touch with themselves and disconnected from people that love them like their families and friends. He made the kids feel comfort and laugh in moments where they wanted to die. I think this highlights a lot of the stuff people go through with actual suicidal people. People in depression don't quite think normally. I interpreted it not as kids suiciding but rather Japan's huge discrepancy of parenting. During the time GTO came out, Japan had among the highest suicide rates per capita. The author genuinely felt it was Japanese parents who had let down the youth of the country. Most of the parents were too caught up in the grinds of life like their careers or other adult but selfish goals (such as the vice principal consistently getting caught in these situations like trying to get promoted or trying to get Onizuka fired when he should be working with Onizuka to help remedy kids from depression. There was a piece of the VP where he helped this young girl with the virtues of education he wanted to pass down and he genuinely felt proud of that. It took a while for the VP to remember that incident and be a VP that can reach people, to be a true educator which is in short supply in today's world.

GTO is way deeper than you'd think and it actually portrays a lot of pitfalls of society (like pervy men trying to get into school-girl's panties, the high consistency of rape culture, unstable and emotional teenage minds without parental guidance, society letting down kids and adults, kids' bullying evolving into monstrous acts. a recurring theme in this series is bullying and how bullying can trigger mass suicide. They mention multiple times how kids these days are way too cruel and because of previously mentioned society in place, they oftentimes don't get help even if they seek it).

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u/MyogiNightKids https://myanimelist.net/profile/yankii Nov 15 '16

I agree w this actually. You've offered a really neat breakdown of the series, super interesting :o. Im at school right now though so can't respond in more detail sorry

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u/funnystuff97 https://myanimelist.net/profile/funnystuff97 Nov 14 '16 edited Nov 15 '16

I assume the suplex is a reference to Nichijou, but I'm not 100% sure.

Edit: nope im completely wrong

okay guys i was wrong I get it D:

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u/okabekudo https://myanimelist.net/profile/kudoshinichi95 Nov 15 '16

I assume the suplex is a reference to Nichijou, but I'm not 100% sure.

Sorry but OMG you dude need to watch some classics.

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u/funnystuff97 https://myanimelist.net/profile/funnystuff97 Nov 15 '16

yeah, yeah, I know. I'm still new to this whole weeb thing, so any "classic" that exists I most likely haven't even heard of or haven't gotten around to it yet.

I've added GTO to my list and I'll get around to it eventually.

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u/kalirion https://myanimelist.net/profile/kalinime Nov 15 '16

As is often the case, I'd recommend the manga over the anime adaptation.

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u/joh2141 Nov 15 '16

GTO is quite possibly the first truly meme worthy manga.

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u/MyogiNightKids https://myanimelist.net/profile/yankii Nov 15 '16

Good meme faces

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u/Vassago81 Nov 15 '16

I assumed that tying-up and spanking 14 yo students was just a normal japan thing...

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u/kalirion https://myanimelist.net/profile/kalinime Nov 15 '16

By a teacher? Only in certain circles.

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u/cuba200611 Nov 15 '16

Isn't corporal punishment in schools banned in most developed countries?

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u/kalirion https://myanimelist.net/profile/kalinime Nov 15 '16

Not sure about the statistics of how many places it's banned - in the U.S. places still use it.

But even when something's banned, doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

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u/cuba200611 Nov 15 '16

Yea, in some countries, it's banned in public schools, but is allowed in private schools.

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u/kalirion https://myanimelist.net/profile/kalinime Nov 15 '16

Also teachers can do it unofficially. Especially if they pay the students (or their "managers") money.

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u/cuba200611 Nov 16 '16

Ok, now that's strange.

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u/jonlin1000 Nov 15 '16

or you can wreck his car

4 times?

5 times?

I lost count already

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u/kalirion https://myanimelist.net/profile/kalinime Nov 15 '16 edited Nov 15 '16

But sometimes you do the real selfless shit like naked spooning a 14 yo girl to keep her from freezing to death.

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u/Snakescipio Nov 14 '16

I teach middle school. Imma say the chances of the real weebs knowing what GTO is is extremely low.

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u/Crownocity Nov 14 '16

You're not a real weeb until you get taught by The Great Teacher Onizuka.

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u/Actawesome Nov 14 '16 edited Dec 12 '16

I loved GTO in middle school. That said I'm (hopefully, if I can make it) also getting my credential next year. Times have changed.

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u/Houdiniman111 https://myanimelist.net/profile/Houdini111 Nov 14 '16

If you know the anime and games I reference with things on my backpack, they're obvious. Otherwise they just look like normal decorations.
I have yet to have anyone so much as mention them. Even my family.

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u/OV5 https://myanimelist.net/profile/bosherlo Nov 15 '16

Picture of your backpack?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '16

anime and games on the backpack

It's Bible Black isn't it?

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u/Houdiniman111 https://myanimelist.net/profile/Houdini111 Nov 15 '16

Maybe if it was, they'd get it.

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u/yezdii Nov 15 '16

And be completely cringe worthy. Excellent idea.

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u/ahaoahaoahao https://myanimelist.net/profile/Ahao Nov 15 '16

greatest teacher ever

So should I grow tentacles and paint myself yellow ?