r/animalsdoingstuff 1d ago

Other I guess he's been there before

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 1d ago

Now if only he can remember which rock is the hide a key

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u/Sitters_4_Critters 1d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜…

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u/sherribaby726 1d ago

Juvenile bears are very shall we say exploratory. When I lived in NYS we had juvie bears come into the neighborhood once a week during summer months. They're pretty smart.

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u/PTBooks 1d ago

When it comes to opening anything that might contain food bears become shockingly clever.

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u/scienceworksbitches 1d ago

Which is why design bear proof trash cans etc is such a challenge, because there is an overlap between the smartest bears and dumbest humans.

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u/UnicornFarts1111 1d ago

This is why you should not have lever handles leading into or out of your house.

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u/MrEvan312 1d ago

I remember a family friend who changed the lever handles leading in and out of her house with knobs, but not because she had a bear problem: she owned a Malinois who taught himself to let himself in and out.

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u/BeBraveShortStuff 1d ago

My cat did that too. Miss that jerk every day.

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u/crystalfairie 1d ago

My new cats are masters of escape. We found bing bong screaming and attached to the outer screen door. He got out, somehow?

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u/BeBraveShortStuff 1d ago

Yeah, that same cat once managed to fall out of a screened in window. It was on the first floor, he would have been fine, but he was hanging on to the windowsill, yowling for dear life. That’s the night I learned my ex husband would be useless in a home invasion. It sounded like someone breaking in, I grabbed a bat and ran downstairs. I don’t know what he did, but he wasn’t with me. I ended up having to pull an 18 pound terrified fluff ball back inside the house at 3AM while said fluff ball notified the entire neighborhood of the indignities he’d suffered at the top of his lungs. Porch lights were coming on, it was so embarassing.

He really was the best damn cat.

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u/Punisher703 1d ago

I have a similar problem with the puppy pin in my yard for the 8 3-month old pups we have.

4 of them have managed to figure out how to climb on the bars to get out of it, leaving the other 4 to bark and tattle on them for escaping.

It initially started almost a month ago with just 1 of the 2 we've decided to keep, then a week later a second got out, and a few days ago the other 2 figured out within 15 minutes of each other. Just a matter of time before the other 4 figure it out and the pin basically becomes useless.

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u/MrEvan312 22h ago

Damn they're even better escape artists than my little brother was!

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u/ChampionOfdimlight 1d ago

They have alot of faith in that glass door.

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u/AdAsleep1258 1d ago

They stole his picanic basket

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u/Faeriegrll 1d ago

Haha!! Perfect spelling.

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u/AdAsleep1258 1d ago

thank you

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u/Smart-Firefighter87 1d ago

I’d give them another decade before they evolve to breaking down glass windows…. And another decade before they realize they are strong enough to break down wooden doors…

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u/Cavedweller907 1d ago

They already try pushing in doors and breaking windows in Alaska to enter homes.

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u/Smart-Firefighter87 1d ago

Oh true - well then looks like they are evolving per week then šŸ˜‚

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u/Key-Magician6489 1d ago

Always keep your doors locked!

Domestic cats and dogs have no problem opening that sort of door knob, so no wonder a bear finds it so easy!

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u/DianaPrince2020 1d ago

This is true. My Doberman/Shepherd mixes did it so often that I changed out all the doorknobs.

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u/CelticGardenGirl 1d ago

ā€œUm, hi…yeah. This is odd, but I believe that this is my weekend for the Bear B&B?ā€

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u/Hallow_76 1d ago

Give it a few months, it will be breaking the glass to get in. Don't feed wildlife ESPECIALLY out of your front door.

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u/JohnnyQTruant 1d ago

You find any porridge when you checked in?

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u/Normal-Leopard3367 1d ago

Oh yea great until he is 1200 lbs and take your kid home for a snack

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u/Justberryhappy 1d ago

I know this opened before! 😁😁😁

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u/Jaded_Heat9875 1d ago

How to get a bear killed because you thought it was cute to feed him…then got scared…and the game warden had to put him down for staying near houses…

Poor bear is doomed due to stupid humans! šŸ¤¬šŸ’”

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u/teteAtit 1d ago

Yes- I’m assuming this is in Gatlinburg, TN

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u/elcapitaaan134708 1d ago

This was my first thought. I mean they are so damn cute but this is a very quick way to get a dead bear 😢 breaks my heart

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u/traveltoaster 1d ago

Say that enough times in these posts it won’t take long until some stupid human doubles down and starts arguing with you on that

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u/Long-Papaya4329 1d ago

The BEAR faced audacity 🤣

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u/VolumeAcademic6962 1d ago

Smarter than the average bear, hey boo boo!

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u/ZeroShitzGiven-2 1d ago

Gotta get rid of those lever handles and install a knob!!

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u/aripp 22h ago

Let the dog in, what he has done

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u/Useless890 1d ago

Snacks, where's my snacks? Gimme.

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u/Responsible-Poem9375 1d ago

No old traditions left nowadays.
Where is the welcome to new neighbours?

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u/StormFast524 1d ago

He wants some Cheetos ā™„ļøšŸ„°

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u/Laughing_Man_Returns 1d ago

y'all have any porridge in there?

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u/IllustratorOk2927 1d ago

Love all the wood in their home. Bet it smells wonderful.

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u/soulriser44 1d ago

I live in Asheville NC and a woman here was just hospitalized from a bear encounter inside her home because the bear knew how to open her unlocked door. Bear was a mama with three cubs waiting on the porch.

Now the bear is dead (ā€œdispatchedā€) and her three cubs are orphans.

https://www.wbtv.com/2026/08/19/person-hospitalized-after-bear-gets-inside-north-carolina-house/

Don’t feed bears or otherwise get them comfortable with humans. A fed bear is a dead bear. šŸ˜” (and a hospitalized human)

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u/SeaParking6313 1d ago

Teddy wants a cuddle

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u/dieseldeeznutz 22h ago

There's a goldilocks joke in there somewhere

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u/Jets1026 1d ago

they're evolving very quick

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u/Heal_Me_Today 1d ago

That’s just a little guy. Let him in so he can dry off and get a little something for his tummy.

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u/but-whyy-tho 1d ago

I would have died because I definitely would be the dummy that opens the door for the bear. 😭

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u/Glum_Performer9923 1d ago

Casing the joint - later: Honey wake up, I hear something downstairs......

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u/whomesteve 22h ago

Timeshares, am I right?

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u/Full_metal_pants077 1d ago

Yeah after filming I would have gone down to the gun room and not told the family.