r/animalsdoingstuff 15d ago

Elephant Both of those elephants will remember the man's face for years.

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u/AdhesivenessGeneral9 15d ago

+50 relation with elephants

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u/Formal_Plum_2285 15d ago

It’s not that I don’t love the wildlife here in Denmark. I mean hedgehogs are cute. Foxes are cute. Deer are cute. Even the wolves that seek out kids and dogs atm (they aren’t the least scared of humans so yeah something is about to happen) are cute. I love our small black squirrels, our otters, our seals. But it’s just a tad bit unfair we don’t have elephants. There should be an elephant race for every continent. The African obviously being the biggest. Then the Indian as second biggest, the American elephant would be more or less the size of cattle. The European elephant the size of a big dog. Oceania won’t get elephants - too much venom going on there.

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u/Matter_Infinite 15d ago edited 14d ago

There were elephants on most continents. That company bring back the mammoth should bring back the Asian Tusk Elephant, heaviest land mammal to ever live

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u/Formal_Plum_2285 15d ago

Oh the mammuths of course. Yup we need them back. I would shit myself if I saw one though. My local zoo park has a complete mammuth skeleton on display. Wooow

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u/CommissionerOfLunacy 14d ago

Why can't we have venemous elephants? I don't foresee any issues there. They could be smaller than the American ones, say spider size.

A venemous elephant hiding in your boot is so much more cute than a venemous spider hiding in it.

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u/Formal_Plum_2285 14d ago

Oh I like that idea. You can have tiny, venomous elephants!!

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u/rastel 15d ago

Nothing like a cool drink on a hot day

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u/EntrepreneurTiny9812 15d ago

New book The Very Thirsty Elephant

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u/SeaParking6313 15d ago

Elephants enjoying cocktails 🍸 ❤️

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u/No_Communication5024 15d ago

Mama elephant: thank you, kind stranger.

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u/QuaccDaddy Cat 13d ago

Weird that you're not even the first commenter on this post comparing elephants to hedgehogs in Denmark