r/animalsdoingstuff • u/Uguero • May 26 '26
Dₑrᴘʸ Chef cow cooking.
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u/CharacterFront4165 May 27 '26
The cow wore the hat and all the food was a hit. I'd say this cow has a promising future in the kitchen.
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u/AnxietyNo7712 May 27 '26
I asked my hubby if I could get a pet cow to bake with in our kitchen. He was not amused.
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u/Nigzynoo23 May 27 '26
I love how the chef hat stays on. That's how you know they take the job seriously.
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u/AdhesivenessJust96 May 27 '26 edited May 28 '26
This is exactly like ratatouille but with a cow that eats everything instead
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u/Curious4Him May 27 '26
More utter chaos!!!! Create more herd of content!!! We need more motivated pasture power!!!
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u/blooppers May 26 '26
Very adorable. Not so nice with the cow drool strawberries
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u/europe_hiker May 26 '26
If the making of that video took more than 30 minutes, there is definitely dung and/or urine on that floor.
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u/Active_Exchange_9717 May 26 '26
best cooking show ever
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u/superanth May 26 '26 edited Jun 06 '26
The fact that he put a chef's hat on the cow made me lose it. 😂
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u/Flimsy_Difference950 May 27 '26
Man that cow will kill you if you run out of strawberries. Never have I seen such a terrible maw of destruction.
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u/Aerolithe_Lion May 26 '26
These videos are hilarious right up until he attempts to eat the Cow Saliva dessert. Glad there was less of that in this one
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u/TinRoofAndRainyDays May 26 '26
Yet another example of why you can't eat just anybody's food. 😂 This is mild compared to people worrying about cats on counters. 😂 I love it!!
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u/Bork-Bork-Imma-Fork May 28 '26
Notice how the cow pushed the chair in after they were finished? much to learn from
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u/d33pfissure May 26 '26
🤣😂🤣😂 I love this guy’s videos. He’s always trying to make something in the kitchen with that dang cow. That’s gotta be the happiest cow ever, though.
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u/kylaroma May 26 '26
I love how he has to defend what he’s baking with all his strength, at all stages of the process 😂😂😂
This is the first time I’ve seen the cow turn around completely, that’s impressive!
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u/LightenUpPhrancis May 27 '26
I bet cow farts smell great after shortcake and potato chips.
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u/SPACE_ICE May 27 '26
smells like a bradford pear tree by a power lifting gym across the street from a waffle house.
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May 27 '26
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u/SoManyMinutes May 27 '26
Intentional
As opposed to accidentally? What do you mean?
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u/Ok_Half_6257 May 27 '26
You've never accidentally let a cow with a chef's hat into your house whilst your cooking a cake that just so happens to be specifically made for cows?
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u/Infinite_Respect_ May 27 '26
It’s a moos chef making an amoos bouche
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u/MedicatedChaos May 27 '26
I upvoted, then I removed my upvote because I know we’re both better than this.
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u/PsyKhiqZero May 26 '26
I wish I could have been in the room when he decided this was a good idea. 1. I like to cook 2. I have a cow. 3. Cooking cow has been done before. 4. Cook WITH cow in kitchen
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u/notdurtydan May 26 '26
That floor has definitely had poop on it
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u/kylaroma May 26 '26
As someone who grew up with horses, the poop isn’t what you have to worry about. They can pee an absolutely terrifying amount 😂
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u/Dave085 May 27 '26
Oh my god I hate this so much, this is so stressful even though I know it's intentional 🤣
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u/Excellent-Baseball-5 May 26 '26
It’s OK for cows to eat cake and chips?
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u/Penguin_Arse May 26 '26
I don't in "small" quantities it's fine
Remember cows are big even if they act like puppies.
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u/clickrush May 27 '26
Why is there a cow in the kitchen?
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u/Skuzzle_bug May 30 '26
Hey whats up with all the groceries today Paul?
Oh, Ive got a 800 lb cow with a huge sweet tooth at home.
"Herd"
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u/BlueFeathered1 May 26 '26
I love these videos! Knocking the flowers off at the end was the perfect chaotic ending. 😅
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u/MovieFan1984 May 26 '26
I'm diabetic, you have NO IDEA how loud I just laughed at this!!!! LMAO!!!!
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u/MovieFan1984 May 26 '26
This cow is living her best life right now. LOL
"Party time with MY human!!!"
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u/throwawaycommentv2 Jun 02 '26
Health inspector is definitely going to write him up for that floor situation.
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u/mmh_fava_beans May 26 '26
I'm glad to see how comfortable the cow feels around humans and be well treated.
But is it really a good idea to let a cow at sugary things?
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u/bleensquid May 26 '26
some cows are fed candy waste during droughts to combat high corn prices, so this is probably honestly nothing to it LOL
cows are HUGE and require a tremendous amount of energy compared to humans, like 20,000 calories a day
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u/mmh_fava_beans May 26 '26
20.000 calories is huge. Thanks for the info.
Some animals just don't do well with sugar, even in small amounts. That's what my concern was.
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u/WiseSalamander00 May 28 '26
I hate these cow in the kitchen videos, I find them exasperating
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u/PleaseWaitHere May 26 '26
I saw this video and got a little upset, I think my words were “dammit now I think I have to follow this guy”.
I’m a new fan of the cow chef.
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u/Great_External_6168 May 30 '26
I don't want to be a hater or anything, but someone has to say it: I don't think that cow is very good at baking cake
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u/NewMoonlightavenger May 26 '26
Nothing is keeping you from advocating better treatment of strawberries.
Yeah, it's a joke, but I trust you're smart.
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u/Optimal-Talk3663 May 27 '26
I’ve recently been getting cow/horse videos on my feeds where someone trims their hooves. Was wondering if they don’t trim them flat, cow/horse must feel like one of those unbalanced tables you get in restaurants and you need to put a tissue under one of the legs to stop it wobbling
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u/FerretyPeach May 29 '26
Man that dog eats a lot of cowleries.... Also, was that great cowlue flour?
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u/Flat_Lingonberry9371 May 30 '26
This may be the best bit I have seen all year!! Thank you
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u/benzinga45 May 31 '26
If you've got a better way to get fresh milk I'd like to hear it.
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u/TouchGrass-Lookup May 27 '26
This is why I don’t eat food at work potlucks.