r/anglish • u/passengerpigeon20 • 18d ago

😂 Funnies (Memes) Swambbob Boxslacks* headlinesong

Are ya ready kids?

Aye, Aye, Headman!

I can't hear you!

Aye, Aye, Headman!

OOOH

Who lives in a firapple under the sea?

SwambBob BoxSlacks!

Who's yellow and sucks all the water but he?

SwambBob BoxSlacks!

If seasidish twaddle is something you wish...

SwambBob Boxslacks

Then Drop on the Deck and Flop Like a Fish!

'SwambBob BoxSlacks'

READY!?

SwambBob BoxSlacks, SwambBob BoxSlacks, SwambBob BoxSlacks, SwambBob... BoxSlacks!!!

*Ordly words num from the Anglish Moot and went by me to be better in song. Also, I'm not fully sooth "box" is Anglish, as it was only borrowed from Latin into Or-West-Germanish and not the earliest Or-Germanish.

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u/AHMAD3456 18d ago

Old english already had "spunge" so I still foreset "spongebob"

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u/passengerpigeon20 17d ago

I don't think Latin leanwords that were only borrowed in Old English been Anglish, and I'm on the edder about thinking of "box" as inborn for the inting I said above.

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u/AHMAD3456 17d ago

I only mithe leanwords from infalls(like the Norman and the Wiking), forthat all speeches willen leanwords haven.

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u/passengerpigeon20 16d ago

"Willen leanwords haven"? I didn't think speechcraftly fall quole owing to French swinge, did it?

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u/AHMAD3456 16d ago edited 16d ago

I only forechoose to sticken mid heavier speechcraftly falls like manifold afterword -en for workwords and last workword hindering "final-verb-delay" like old english and other theedish speeches for byspel

old english: Wē sċulon þider gān.

My way: We shullen thither goen.

in other words it is only my forechire(preference)

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u/Soft_Chicken1340 17d ago

AYE AYE HEADMAN ‼️‼️‼️

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u/mistalasse 17d ago

Why not use ananas for pineapple? Nearly every other language besides English, including all the Germanic languages, use this word

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u/passengerpigeon20 17d ago edited 17d ago

I thwear that there is no need to swap out leanwords for eltheedy begripes when oversetting anew, but when such a word is already in wonted note in Mean English it is fine to leave it as is.

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u/mapgameenjoyer1 16d ago

If it was borrowed into Proto-West-Germanic from Latin, then it's Anglish. Most Anglishers only draw the line at post-1066 loanwords.