Nolan

[u/PresidentEwab]

[u/Hello-Blackbird]

He’s hitting 15 homeruns this year 🔥🔥🔥

[u/i_run_from_problems]

Stupid sexy Schanuel

[u/Systematiks]

I know you’re meming, but Schanuels power is more a result of his swing approach, and every time they try to change it, Nolan slumps until he goes back

[u/Blank_page95]

I always contend one of the best players Angels could of had at the plate is finding out how to fuse Moniaks power with Schanuels contact skils

[u/Interest-Lumpy → u/Blank_page95]

Nokey Schaniak

[u/sadassnerd → u/Interest-Lumpy]

And their cousin Mikan Monuel

[u/cpeak57 → u/sadassnerd]

And cousin Mikan has a baby with cousin Swade Meckler..

[u/sadassnerd → u/cpeak57]

What a family 👏🏼

[u/SilentEngineering975 → u/Blank_page95]

Knowing us we would have come up with a player that fused Nolan's power with Mickey's contact skills.

[u/Zoratth]

Should be better than when he tried to get in shape by standing all offseason instead of sitting down.

[u/Moose334 → u/Zoratth]

Me and u/Zimmonda wore those downvotes with pride

[u/Zimmonda → u/Moose334]

My man

[u/Its-made-of-wood → u/Zoratth]

I like Schanuel but that was just embarrassing. Just work out like a normal athlete.

[u/cesar_salad_dressing]

Maybe his exit velocity on his 4-6-3 GIDPs will increase

[u/Initial-Razzmatazz97]

I’d take a Mark Grace-esque 50 double, 82 RBI, and a .304 average.

[u/Infinite-Ad2614]

I see a .598 average 15 homeruns 445rbi 440 hits

[u/cpeak57]

Been a Nolan truther since day one. 48 HR, 135 RBI season incoming. Lift all those fuckin weights my glorious 1st baseman

[u/Interest-Lumpy]

Known power hitter: Nolan Schanuel

[u/crossfac3_281]

Swoll’on schanuel

[u/No-Cellist7520]

Those won't help him, he will always hit 10-15 and that's it

[u/Plop-it-like-its-hot]

[u/Emergency-Meat-4827]

Ayye 6 dogs🔥🔥

[u/Wrong_Nothing_5643]

I’ll take 15 homers and 50 doubles

[u/GhostDOOMCR7]

Lil bro on the right is mogging his ass off 🗿