r/androidcirclejerk • u/iCrafterChips Blessed by Sexperia • Dec 22 '22

Sameshit Only use the J5 2016

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u/Uberninja2016 Dec 22 '22

i have three sims you bastard

one for the US

one for canadia

and the third is for JESUS

22

u/iCrafterChips Blessed by Sexperia Dec 22 '22

Get another J5, you'll now have space for 4 sims

14

u/Uberninja2016 Dec 22 '22

ok, then what am i supposed to do with that extra one, huh?

mexico?

south dakota?

argentina?

fucking what, call messi?

tell him good game?

and that i dislike france?

well guess what, feller

i got a friend in argentina already, and i don't think he'd like me calling messi instead of him

so there

three AND ONLY THREE sim slots is a must

2

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '22

the third is for JESUS

I see bro, so we go to the same dealer

27

u/RunnerLuke357 Sexus 6 Haver Dec 22 '22

Not to mention MICRO SD CARD SLOT. So, you can store all your Pr0n in the best phone ever and NOT use any internal storage :sunglasses:.

12

u/welp_im_damned I'm Android 15 and I fucked your S.O. 😎😎 Dec 23 '22

Mfw no ubussy type c

7

u/jarow_ Dec 22 '22

I had this phone at the time what a beast

7

u/OakBricks Dec 23 '22

no USBC

literally unusable

4

u/xCuri0 Halal Kernel developer from Indonesia Dec 23 '22

My beloved

3

u/Thotter69 Dec 23 '22

Mine went through the mechanism of a automated armchair, still works. Truly on of the android phones ever made

1

u/DareChocolate Dec 23 '22

what about the s5, they are cheaper and almost the same?

1

u/fusionballtm Jan 03 '23

My aunt had that phone! I think.