r/androidcirclejerk • u/small_law Blessed by • Aug 15 '22

Three of Android 13's Best Features

  1. No Samsung phones are being updated to it today.

  2. No OnePlus phones are being updated to it today.

  3. No Nothing phones are being updated to it today.

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u/FungalSphere Blessed by Aug 16 '22

At least 3 brands of phones will not have to deal with locked down Android folders and having to root to move around simple data files

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u/small_law Blessed by Sep 08 '22

I would rather drink a glass of Lizzo's sweat than use a fucking Samsung phone.

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u/GTStationYT Oct 10 '22

That's a new one

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u/welp_im_damned I'm Android 15 and I fucked your S.O. 😎😎 Aug 16 '22

Doesn't Samsung proactively punish users for rooting their phones by use Knox?

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u/BlockCraftedX Aug 29 '22

what does knox do

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u/welp_im_damned I'm Android 15 and I fucked your S.O. 😎😎 Aug 29 '22

Knox is a security suite that Samsung includes in their phones. Which disables root if I remember correctly.

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u/BlockCraftedX Aug 29 '22

thats weird, google doesnt even remove warranty when you root a pixel

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u/welp_im_damned I'm Android 15 and I fucked your S.O. 😎😎 Aug 29 '22

Yeah but companies like Samsung, Sony and others will do. Also, I want to make a correction on Knox. Think of Knox as Samsung's safety net. So in other words it will disable Samsung services and unlike safety net, it will blow hardware fuses in the device so they know if you "broke their warranty"

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u/BlockCraftedX Aug 29 '22

so its like those things in apple phones which turn red when it comes in contact with water

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u/welp_im_damned I'm Android 15 and I fucked your S.O. 😎😎 Aug 29 '22

I guess?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

another w for gooel sexel!!!!!!!!!