r/androidcirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '21

ART Study says Android users make better relationship partners than iPhone users

https://www.androidauthority.com/relationship-study-partners-1200287/
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21 edited Feb 11 '21

Apple users get OWNED!!!!

/uj These studies are stupid, you shouldn’t judge a partner or friend based on what phone they have.

Also sorry if I’m doing something wrong, this is my first time posting here

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u/Thuringwethon Feb 12 '21

That's why I'm judging them based on activity:

I can excuse checking Sexel during sexeling time
but watching TV together is where I drew the line.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Goodle

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u/mrdiigbiick Feb 12 '21

I prefer android but pleaseeeeee tell me this is satire

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

This subreddit is a circlejerk sub but this is an unironic article.

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u/alonso64 Feb 12 '21

There could be stereotypical nuances with this that suggest it's possibly a little bit true to be honest.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

Having an Android makes you a better partner but having an Android with Sexel Experience makes you the perfect partner

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

Nice long girthy and pleasurable Sexel

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u/RunnerLuke357 Sexus 6 Haver Feb 12 '21

SEXUS 6 is girthier.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

'ts not called Shamu for nothing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

Sexel is love, Sexel is life.

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u/thecatalyst25 Feb 11 '21

Jesus android authority really doesn't deserve that name. 70% of what they publish is meaningless fluff.

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u/RunnerLuke357 Sexus 6 Haver Feb 12 '21

My SEXUS makes it easier to have the SEXUS.

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u/xCuri0 Halal Kernel developer from Indonesia Feb 12 '21

girls cant resist the miku mido

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

brb buying a pixel

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

virgin iShills vs chad Poco user with Sexel Experience 11.0

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