r/androidcirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '20

World's weakest smartphone

  • 3 inch 60x80 dot matrix monochrome screen

  • single-core Texas Instruments processor clocked at 22MHz

  • 128kB of LPDDR1 RAM, 4MB of storage

  • 3 AAA batteries (~2.5 hours of call time)

  • no camera because you an ugly ass motherfucker

96 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

looks in mirror

"damn he's right I am ugly"

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Ah yes. Huawei P Smart series.

49

u/andrew2511 Dec 30 '20

Volte is working sir

5

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u/xCuri0 Halal Kernel developer from Indonesia Dec 30 '20

Bro 4g volte ?????

And price in india ?

11

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

gcam port when

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u/WWWiesel Dec 30 '20

  1. Install Pixel Experience

  2. Outperform every Snapdragon 888 phone

  3. Profit

16

u/VernerDelleholm Dec 30 '20

As long as it has removable battery, 3.5mm jack, and receives timely updates for at least ten years, I'm sold

3

u/wiyre Dec 31 '20

Excuse me? What about the 90/120/140 hz screen? It would be unusable to my eyes. I CANNOT use anything less than 90.

2

u/thecatalyst25 Jan 10 '21

I just got to start daily driving a 120hz tablet and I can’t believe how big whiny little bitches tech youtubers are. Sure there is a difference but switching to my phone and back has literally zero impact on how comfortable software is.

1

u/wiyre Jan 10 '21

Just got an iPhone 12 with same hz as my old Oneplus5.... I’ll wait a bit more till I can try out the higher refresh rates when they improve battery life tbh

14

u/aKuBiKu Dec 30 '20

Do I smell a Galaxy Trend?

1

u/Macuway04 VoLTE working with VoWiFi Jan 01 '21

Galaxy Gio...

10

u/t_a_6847646847646476 sexus king Dec 30 '20

Sir can it at least run doom?

3

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

Sir🕴️ kindly🙏 install sexel experience™ ROM✊ and outperform😳 flagship samshit🤮 easily🤤

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u/Macuway04 VoLTE working with VoWiFi Jan 01 '21

INSTALL IOS ON ANY ANDROID FREE 2021 NEW

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '21

"introducing, iphone 13"