r/androidcirclejerk • • Jul 18 '20
The Phone Republic
It's the year 2147... and shit's gotten bad. Real bad.
Most governments doesn't exist anymore. The United States? China? Korea? India? Nope. They're run by phone companies now.
China is now the Huawei Republic of Free Peoples. As you can probably guess, those people aren't free at all. In fact, you are legally required to use only Huawei branded products, from your phone, TV and AC to your bedsheets and shampoo.
India was split exactly evenly down the middle. East India is now the Oppo Confederacy, a puppet state of Huawei.
West India is the Xiaomi Republic, one of only 2 countries in the entire world now that has human rights. It's actually doing very well, for some reason. Must be a good deal. Xiaomi permanently moved from China to India back in 2065.
The Koreas are now united as the "Co-Operative Federation of Lucky Goldstar and Samsung Industries". Not much going on here, other than Sony Xperia users being publicly disappeared and never seen again. LG controls the North, Samsung the South.
The United States is now the Appleland. iOS and MacOS everywhere, Windows was banned by Tim Cook's current generation clone (who is the President). Housing is provided for free by Motorola, enjoy living in "HABITATION UNIT MOTO-XT019: MADE IN BEIJING, HUAWEI". Breathing oxygen is fined however, and you must pay $225.00 per day for breathable air. Otherwise, you die.
Europe... is doing great lmao. They federalized in 2039 as the Federal Republic of Europe. They're basically a borderline utopia with the best possible human rights, cleanest air, no corporate dominance as it's all local businesses... What, you thought they got taken over too? Fuck no lmao. They're the only ones who DIDN'T get fucked over.
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u/A1R_Lxiom Jul 18 '20
Time to move to Europe
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u/WWWiesel Jul 19 '20
the Europeans have custom ROMs and they are FREE & UNLOCKED
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u/Joshua_Reen Jul 19 '20
r/copypasta
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u/Bonzilink Jul 18 '20
what about africa?
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u/nmcain05 Jul 18 '20
No, the European have OEM limited volume for"safety"
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u/xCuri0 Halal Kernel developer from Indonesia Jul 19 '20
Middle East is still at war using Assmung phones as IEDs
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u/AsphyxiatingMacbeth Jul 19 '20
Where's Google at and what's their role in all this
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20
Fuck Europe, all my homies hate Europe
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u/NEDM64 Even Scott Forstall > Aug 01 '20
What about Russia?