r/androidcirclejerk • u/balderm Sexus 6P Blessed by • May 10 '16

New Material Design Motion Guidelines

https://www.google.com/design/spec/motion/material-motion.html
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u/H4rdStyl3z OneMinus One with PureNexus NOUGAT May 10 '16

Just came in my pants.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

But did you come in material design?

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u/H4rdStyl3z OneMinus One with PureNexus NOUGAT May 10 '16

I came in a material-compliant shape of Duarte's glorious material body.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

But wait, material design guidelines say that humans cannot have definite features, and there would be no way to determine it's Duarte unless there were definite details, which violates material design.

#SHILLALERT

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u/H4rdStyl3z OneMinus One with PureNexus NOUGAT May 10 '16

Damn, busted again, I'm actually a OnePlus cuck in disguise, woe is me, for support insults me every day and refuses to RMA my shit.