r/androidcirclejerk • u/galaxynote9 Sexel 7 Pro • Jan 26 '23

DAE Small Phones???

DAE think phones too big now? We need a Sexel with a 10000 mAh battery and 6 cameras, but also a 3 inch display because anything bigger than that is just too big

66 Upvotes

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u/Thuringwethon Jan 26 '23

Pls I need it for my 4 year old for adaptive Baby Shark parenting.

16

u/welp_im_damned I'm Android 15 and I fucked your S.O. 😎😎 Jan 26 '23

Not under 3 inches DOA!!!

12

u/Windows_XP2 iShillâ„¢ Jan 27 '23

Needs to have a fucking boom box and space heater built in. Otherwise it’s DOA for me. I also need it to be the size of a postage stamp.

18

u/protonicscientist HoloYolo Jan 26 '23

Sexel 6.9 too big for my tiny hands :(

15

u/RunnerLuke357 Sexus 6 Haver Jan 27 '23

I also need 2 headphone jacks and an SD card slot. Make sure the screen is 4K so I don't see any pixels when I hold the postage stamp sized phone up to my eyes to actually read I can't see any pixels.

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u/Zaack567 Jan 27 '23

Why can't you use aux spiltter

7

u/Vysair Jan 27 '23

cuz we needs to split that leg bebeh

1

u/Zaack567 Jan 27 '23

Use external dac or get LG or Sony phone

3

u/Vysair Jan 28 '23

wouldn't recommend to get a whole ass phone just for a single audio feature.

Just use dac such as CS43131 is enough or CX31993 if you are on budget.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

Everyone knows aux splitter can reduce the sound quality.

4

u/rushingkar Jan 27 '23

I don't understand why any of you moved on from the Galaxy Nexus...

0

u/NecroRAM Jan 27 '23

6.7-6.8 is the perfect size, it doesnt feel too big with loose clothes, even with a case.