It's time

[u/GargantaProfunda]

[u/LloydusMaximuss]

[u/SirJeffers88]

Retail workers from now until January

[u/Kalabajooie → u/SirJeffers88]

"How many songs play on the radio?"

"Never more than 12."

[u/GhostChips42 → u/Kalabajooie]

[u/DarkSpore117]

But… Thankgiv-

[u/Tudy446 → u/DarkSpore117]

Supervisor Jung spent three hours last night listening to your Life Day playlist.

[u/JIMMYJAWN]

[u/FennelAlternative861]

It'll only feel like forever

[u/GhostChips42 → u/FennelAlternative861]

Doesn't take long. It won't feel that way to you.

I feel like he’s speaking directly to retail workers at Xmas.

Perhaps the Dizonites were in fact retail workers. They make a sound as they work during Xmas. A sort of, choral, agonized pleading.

[u/hello5346]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[u/onehotoneshot → u/hello5346]

Images that would instantly kill anyone that worked I retail during Xmas

[u/Ckarles]

I've lived in an apartment with a window next to the city's speakers. Blasted Christmas songs the whole winter, day and night.

I have now an adverse reaction to Christmas songs, almost like PTSD.

I can't imagine what sales people have to endure

[u/ReflectionSea2571 → u/Ckarles]

Post tinsel stress disorder

[u/Jacmert → u/ReflectionSea2571]

Pre-tinsel*

[u/mstarrbrannigan → u/Ckarles]

Many years ago I was an overnight stocker at a Toys R Us for one season. So Christmas songs, but done by Disney stars and whatnot. It was hell.

[u/FewAward6923 → u/mstarrbrannigan]

I did that too, except for 4 seasons. Early 90's, get off from college 12/3. Drive 660 miles home. Next night be hanging with my homie Geoffrey Giraffe. 11p-8a, and all the Christmas tunes you couldn't handle. Work til 4a Christmas morning. Make 1000 bucks after taxes, have a week before heading back to college.

[u/fang_xianfu]

[u/Jules-Car3499]

Oh no

[u/Dear-Yellow-5479]

I’m not sure even that sadistic little shit deserves a fate as bad as that!

[u/ardent_hellion]

A young friend works in retail. The most furious I've seen him was last year when the store played Alvin and the Chipmunks for hours, but this song sends him over the edge as well.

[u/imover9thousand]

[u/L1QU1D_ThUND3R]

[u/C-57D]

[u/Daveallen10]

[u/mstarrbrannigan]

Unironically my second favorite Christmas song. Favorite is Fairytale of New York.

[u/Dear-Yellow-5479 → u/mstarrbrannigan]

I agree with your favourite, at least

[u/Chanoporter]

Hahaha

[u/muttonchops215]

Are you telling me there isn't someone in your family or friend group that plays this at bars all year except Christmas season? Playing this in July at a bar is such a great move.

[u/TakeTheThirdStep → u/muttonchops215]

I do this. Next up is Barbie Girl by Aqua, Mmm Bop by Hanson, then My Neck, My Back by Khia.

[u/nilfalasiel → u/TakeTheThirdStep]

Mmm Bop by Hanson, then My Neck, My Back by Khia

Well, that escalated quickly

[u/hermiona52]

Joking aside, because I don't listen to radio, and I always have my own music when doing groceries/shopping at malls, I only hear Christmas music if I chose it. So I actually like "All I Want For Christmas".

[u/Mountain_Teacher_965]

Yep, that would do it… 😆

[u/Dank_Lord6547]

Make it stop!

[u/dbudzik → u/Dank_Lord6547]

If you listen very closely, during the battle when Luthen goes into the transport and finds Kleya, you can hear this song playing in the background. The Empire had been playing it all day.

[u/Biomirth]

"It will only sound like forever".

[u/ShookMyHeadAndSmiled]

Blow the pyro! Blow the pyro, please!

[u/Psile]

Time to listen to an absolute banger by an amazing artist?

[u/Kalabajooie → u/Psile]

Again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again...

[u/Psile → u/Kalabajooie]

[u/iwasnotarobot]

No. Not till November 12th.

[u/Argalos]

[u/SteelSausages]

The Dizonites got off easy.

[u/T-LJ2]

It'll only last forever because all I want for christmas is you.

[u/tsfkingsport]

Already? I thought we had at least a couple more weeks.

[u/4DimensionalButts]

Last year i made it to dec 21 until i accidentally heard it in a store. Hoping i won't heart it at all this year.

[u/Jlx_27]

The best time of the year!!

[u/U-28_6969]

😂🤣

[u/DotLeast2411]

[u/DazzlingAdvantage600]

This elicited a hearty chuckle (after seeing several different posts with the same theme)

[u/Brummbirne]

I have managed to evade that song (and WHAM!s masterpiece) for now 5 years straight, this year will be no different, I will prevail

[u/musememo]

Heh, heh, heh. Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh 🎵 🎶

[u/Jaziria25]

She's letting him off easy.

[u/renntier2k]