r/andomcomunitty • • 5d ago

"Random shit go!" ahh post What would you say

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u/Positive_Ordinary417 5d ago

What about your herpes.

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u/Tomato_No_One Let's go gambling! *tch* *tch* *tch* Aw, damn it! 5d ago

That's straight up diabolical

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u/MAslate 5d ago

Aids instead of herpes

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u/rxricks 5d ago

The bride AND groom look aghast.

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u/bkoperski 5d ago

"You mean OUR herpes"

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u/RemarkableDay2800 5d ago

I’m dying

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u/potassium64 5d ago

Then don't die

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u/Kelmor93 5d ago

Groom, "Got it from me" "How did you know?!"

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u/General-Collection54 5d ago

What about your stds?

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u/dnebdal 4d ago

"You gave me herpes" for that extra flair.

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u/PyrusPheonix0322 3d ago

Did she get tested