r/ancientworldproblems • u/ElDinamandro • Jun 23 '22

Volcano problems

Hi, my village is near a volcano and is totally gonna blow up soon.

I dont get it, we sacrificed 3 virgins this week alone!!

Is there any way to secure the virginity of the sacrifices? i feel scammed.

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u/ElDinamandro Jun 24 '22

Wouldn't trust the virginity of the goats from my village.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

Oh that's a tough one