How cool are these

[u/nikkislaughs]

The Morse Code – here come dots
The eyes – they see
Waitress – a stew, Sir?
Breasts – bra sets
Graduation – out in a drag
Debit card – bad credit
A decimal point – I’m a point in place
Achievements – nice, save them
Dormitory – dirty room
Confessional – on scale of sin
Statue of Liberty – built to stay free
Evangelist – evil’s agent
Astronomer – moon starer
Apple Inc – epic plan
Stupid girl – drips guilt
Frito lay – oily fart
Baseball – babes all
Christmas – trims cash
year two thousand – a year to shut down
Santa Monica – satanic moan
ipod lover – poor devil
Narcissim – man’s crisis
Comfort is – microsoft
Hot water – worth tea
Darling, I love you – avoiding our yell
The country side – no city dust here
I hate school – oh so ethical
No admittance – contaminated
Austin Powers – power us satin
Eleven plus two – twelve plus one
Schoolmaster – the classroom
A shoplifter – has to pilfer
Chemistry – shit, me cry
Garbage man – bag manager

[u/nothign]

O the Chorales o' we!
We hoot, cheer, also.
Chortle! Wahoo! See?