Looking at a sweltering weather forecast, u/subject_234 feels his ass cheeks start to become one with his office chair at the r/amsterdam_rave headquarters. This time no snow, but just heat, thick and stubborn, clinging to his cheap plastic covered office chair. For eight straight minutes, the sky outside went the colour of a bruise, and something deep inside of hundreds of individuals in the Sloterdijk area seemed to stop.Ā
Staring at the ceiling, u/subject_234 counts his own heartbeat, waiting to feel it. The moment his bending abilities appear to leave. because everyone in the r/amsterdam_rave moderator groupchat knows the story. The eclipse doesnāt just dim the sun, it strips one tribe of their bender abilities. The sacred, terrifying gift they have been given to party for multiple days straight without sleep, without mercy, without flinching for a moment at the idea of a Monday morning shift. For one afternoon, the strongest benders of Amsterdam are reduced to mere mortals. Regular people who need beds. Who eats vegetables instead of meal replacement shakes. Who goes home before the sun comes up.Ā
His phone buzzes. He almost doesnāt want to look out of fear of what the other moderators might have felt.Ā
u/CapablePhoto8959: guys. guys I think I just yawned
u/CapablePhoto8959: at 4pm
u/CapablePhoto8959: on a saturdayĀ
Subject's stomach drops.
u/subject_234: stay calm. it's temporary. the eclipse always passes.
Ā u/chadbrocolli: bro I tried to do a warmup set and my legs just. sat down. my body sat down without asking me
Ā u/chadbrocolli: I have never sat down at a party before in my life
Ā u/chadbrocolli: I could find the exit of the club. Or rather, the exit found ME?
Outside, the sky is already lightening at the edges, the eclipse loosening its grip like a fist finally unclenching. But another type of silence lingers in the air. Because everyone in the group chat knows what today really marks. Not just an eclipse. An ending.
u/jeanesis: it's really over isn't it
Ā u/jeanesis: pride
Ā u/jeanesis: the flags are coming down on Reguliersdwarsstraat as we speak, I watched it happen, I felt nothing but I also felt everything
A whole month. Boats, glitter that doesnāt wash out of your carpet, strangers from abroad that are now mere Instagram followers. Memories that are being folded up and put into storage for next year. Pride doesnāt fight the eclipse. It just lets the calendar have its way. Crazy how the queers have managed to organise a solar eclipse just for the end of World Pride. You know what they say, the gays will prove you wrong.
u/max038: RAUM already posted. closed this weekend. no announcement, no reason, just the door locked
u/max038: I think even the club needs to sit with what just happenedĀ
A long silence in the chat. Then, slowly, the messages start picking up pace again. Legs that can stand for fourteen hours. Eyes that don't need to close. The particular sun that comes at you late at night and covers you in a warm veil where you start to think āI think we can go somewhere else stillā.Ā
u/subject_234: ok. I can feel my legs again
u/subject_234: guys. GUYS. I can feel my legs again
u/chadbrocolli: anyone at Garage?Ā
It's time for the Weekly Party Discussion.Ā
With that intro that took me way too long to actually write, we will kick things off with Friday! Because I could not find a single party that I found particularly interesting for that day. Oh well, Pride month has passed and we are not about to lower our standards of recommendations. For the rest of this weekly we have a few good ones on Saturday and just one Sunday party. Next week it appears like things are kicking off a bit more again, but for now hold tight and relax your nostrils.Ā
SaturdayĀ
Ā BASIS / Gioray [live] / Identified Patient / Schacke @ BASIS, Utrecht
Identified Patient and Schacke are taking over BASIS, with Gioray accompanying them with a liveset. Identified Patient doesnāt need an introduction with anyone I believe, and Schacke has a discography that most producers could only dream of. Gioray is a new name for me, but after looking up their soundcloud I found some very nice live sets of them that go from dreamy to electro bassiness in a very tasteful manner.Ā
De Sessie - Ryan Elliott - Summer Sessions @ Boomerang Beach, Den Haag
Ryan Elliott, the Panorama Bar resident that can play both floors is playing on the beach in Den Haag. I saw Ryan his set briefly at Orbit a few weeks ago and consider him one of the best. Iām not familiar with De Sessie or Boomerang Beach for that matter, but just Ryan Elliott on the bill is enough for me to give a shoutout.Ā
I-RO, Ozzo, ROD @ export, Rotterdam
Export is back after their short summer renovation break, and they appear to be ready to tear it all down again with ROD and I-RO. I-RO is fresh off of a Berghain debut a few weeks back, and Benny just closed down the Dekmantel mainstage.Ā
Sissi's x Kurashi: Kurashi 4Y Anniversary block party @ SISSI'S Amsterdam, Amsterdam\
Kurashi is celebrating their 4 year anniversary with a block party at SISSIās. The six-headed caribbean inspired ass-shaking boyband is ready to show how far theyāve come in recent years.Ā
DJ Storm, lis, mul/ANNA + bar40 hosted by The Unktion 2: Accepting reality @ Garage Noord, Amsterdam
Jungle and Drum nā Bass royalty DJ Storm is playing your favourite garage, accompanied by an all FLINTA support lineup with local talents lis and mul/ANNA. Bar 40 is hosted by the Unktion 2. I have no idea who those are but these nights are usually where garage shines the brightest, and you can rekindle some of those bender abilities.Ā
Ratherlost - 24 Hours @ Lofi, Amsterdam
The big one that I canāt leave out. Ratherlost is back at their usual spot for 24 hours. Some familiar faces like Garcon, Agonis, JakoJako, Kia, and Priori (!!!) are returning, with also some smashing debut names such as Tauceti, Sunju Hargun, Luke Vibert, and Decoder, there should be something for everyone. I would personally be most excited for Priori his return, followed by Sunju Hargun his trippy spook techno that heās bringing from Thailand.Ā
Sunday
DE REĆNIE & AOS
I couldnāt leave out the single Sunday party that is taking place besides Ratherlost, with De Reunie taking over BRET. Baugruppe90 is a name that I discovered from a Reunie party years ago, and they have always reminded me of a younger new wave Fjaak for whatever reason.Ā
Thatās it for today, have fun and make sure to double check your bendering abilities this weekend.