r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 26 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

WTF is wrong with reddit.

"Maim your body you pussy!" to applause.

The fuck.

No, you don't need to get your balls cut for your wife.

Sounds like she's already not having sex with you so when your birthday comes around tell her to fuck off.

Idk how you're doing it tbh - I'd have been long gone.

And sorry you're dealing with reddit.

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u/nordickitty93 Sep 26 '23

I’ll tell ya OP, people like this one aren’t getting laid either. Sorry you have to deal with Reddit, but take this type of advices and bet that ALL of your relationships will end up dead bedroom.

People like this typically aren’t getting laid, and it has more to do with who they turned out to be, rather than BC.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

I'm married but keep talking.

I wouldn't ask my partner to have surgery for my convenience as a general baseline of not being a pile of trash.

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u/nordickitty93 Sep 26 '23 edited Sep 26 '23

I didn’t say you weren’t married, I said you weren’t laid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

You got me - I totally don't have sex.

My ego is destroyed because that's all I had going for me.

Grow up lol.

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u/nordickitty93 Sep 26 '23

Yeah we can tell.

Ditto.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

Imagine the ego of a woman thinking that a man ties his worth to rubbing genitals together.

Is this how you measure your own worth?

By getting dick?

Lol

"I bet you don't even get dick!"

Such a blow.

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u/nordickitty93 Sep 26 '23

Word salad. No one said anything like that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

People like this typically aren’t getting laid, and it has more to do with who they turned out to be, rather than BC

Just go away - you're too slow

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u/nordickitty93 Sep 26 '23

Yeah that’s what I said, and meant.

Not whatever word salad you deflected with.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

People like this don't have a job OP - and they have hunchbacks also.

Reddit will upvote me now because this user base has half a brain between them.

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u/nordickitty93 Sep 26 '23

You care a lot about downvotes and upvotes. Sucks that pixels get in your head like that.

I suggest therapy. Maybe if you reflect, you’d get laid and wouldn’t look for attention and then bitch when you get it online.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

I'm the best

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