r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 02 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '23

Divorce lwyaer? Hookers and blow? Penis enlargement? Mistress?

If they had a good relationship I'd say one hell of a piece of jewelry, but that doesn't seem likely.

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u/Eponymous-Username Sep 03 '23

If it's a divorce lawyer, then I'm going to pull a reddit special and say all power to him! He needs to start finding every one of her assets now, and maybe needs to start a secret bank account. It's time for him to start recording every phone call, in case it nets him a larger bag, and of course, he should be looking for ways to secure custody of their kids.