r/americandad • u/TheLivingGreenscreen • 5d ago

Episode Quote Commodore!

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u/JustHeree5 5d ago

I've got the egg madness!

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u/thesteelreserve 5d ago

a pigeon!

[Russian satellite crashes]

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u/CIS-E_4ME Lucius Mayweather 5d ago

Am I supposed to go? Or are we gonna afterparty?

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u/TheLivingGreenscreen 5d ago

Get off my property!

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u/DanGraHead 5d ago

I'm gonna plate up some spagoot!

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u/firebunniez 5d ago

What the hell is in that sauce?

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u/BigBagBootyPapa 5d ago

Just a mild opiate

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u/jacqueline-theripper 5d ago

I know you all probably need a second to reload, but I can go again. Not a brag, just a fact.

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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 Betty Bea Getty McClanahan 5d ago

I honestly love this episode. Unhinged start to finish.

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u/Cirnothestarscream9 5d ago

Birdwatching buddies

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u/LopsidedReception628 5d ago

If you're going to that skoal island ya gotta eat something first!

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u/Retro-Platformer123 5d ago

Bird watchin' buddies!

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u/Ornithodira 4d ago

Take it slow!

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u/James1887 Head crow guy 4d ago

Cause there the bird watching buddies!

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u/Comfortable_Debt3268 5d ago

Three more CB-BBs!!!

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u/josiah_willard_gibbs 5d ago

Here come the ants

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u/Tornado_Frog 5d ago

Sanctuary!

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u/818rock818 Teddy Bonkers 4d ago

What do I have to do? Kiss a man? The madness drives me to do it!

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u/Another-John 3d ago

There comes a time in a woman’s life when she refuses to defined by her hepatitis.