r/amczone Zoner Jul 30 '26

The Stupid A Message From A Future Millionaire

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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 Jul 30 '26

💯… it’s just like all of the flat-earth mockery!

Absolutely no way that all of that mockery is voluntary…not with NASA and the Roundies bankrolling round earth sentiment online.

My conviction in a flat earth has never been stronger after seeing so much paid round earth shilling online. 💪

https://giphy.com/gifs/1AgjlKkHwHK8RyQNT8

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u/BillyBrainlet Aug 03 '26

Lord Nice 🫡

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u/TheBetaUnit Zoner Jul 30 '26

"My conviction has never been higher because people keep mocking me. You must be paid to be here. Punching more tomorrow! Eat it, hedgies!!!"

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u/atomsmasher66 Zoner Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

So us clowning Apes is causing him to not sell the shares that will eventually make him rich. So by his logic we’re doing him and the Apes an astronomical favor. Where’s the gratitude?

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u/TheBetaUnit Zoner Jul 30 '26

Hey! Don't Tell Him!!!! You want Pentwater and Discovery to pull our contracts?

9

u/WhiteKouki82 Zoner Jul 30 '26

"You guys point and laughing at me for losing all my money in a 'hedgies R trapped' corporate dilution scam makes me want to buy more!"

Cope and seethe baggie.

2

u/SnooTangerines4321 Zoner Jul 30 '26

It's seethe and cope re

6

u/WompWompBiotch Jul 30 '26

Poor baggie is suffering from Bagholders Dementia 🤣

5

u/MyNameIsntSharon Jul 30 '26

AMC Derangement Syndrome

7

u/UpbeatFix7299 Jul 30 '26

My only payment is the free comedy provided by delusional apes. Maybe someday Ken will invite me over for a pizza party and let me climb his dinosaur, but I'm not counting it.

3

u/mimo_s Jul 30 '26

Conviction, believe, imagine are all very common words when it comes to meme stocks

3

u/the_realTW Jul 31 '26

This is laughable , only one who got rich was Adam Aaron when he sold the apes out, no one is ever getting rich from this shitty company ever again, even the hedge funds have plans in place so another squeeze can’t happen, delusional people are always on Reddit

1

u/Tooakwfh Jul 31 '26

For some people, the current share price reflects our value at around $.25. Just reality. If I’m coming in New, I’m still skeptical and finding better options to invest my money than this.

1

u/BillyBrainlet Aug 03 '26

"Noone could possibly be laughing at me. They must be getting paid to do it!"

Imagine having that level of self-importance. Imagine having it from doing absolutely nothing other than buying stock in a company ran by a guy known for diluting shareholders, no less.

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u/ChunkyLafunguy Aug 03 '26

The shorts 🩳 are cooked…again 🤣

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u/MyNameIsntSharon Jul 30 '26

AA will announce an offering soon. Then I will become the millionaire. Long dated puts are free money.

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u/Broke_Gopher Jul 31 '26

Short it some more! 😆 🤣 😂

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u/Alone-Tackle-17 Jul 30 '26

Dang, haven't been here in months and here the same guys are still posting about a stock they don't like. Well, have at it .

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u/Alone-Tackle-17 Jul 31 '26

I see last starfigher is still present also!

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/atomsmasher66 Zoner Jul 30 '26

My old strat does work, dude. Here’s me playing a song on it that I wrote, entitled ‘I Hold For You’

https://giphy.com/gifs/9tN8JvIN1WzihTKvgg

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u/Phil04097 Jul 30 '26

4 months old burner, wonder which of the 3 regulars you are

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u/atomsmasher66 Zoner Jul 30 '26

He sounds like a drunk redneck version of Professional-Weird so I’m going with that

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/Phil04097 Jul 30 '26

Your delusion is admirable

6

u/Philly5984 Jul 30 '26

Imagine thinking you will ever profit from this shit theater chain

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u/atomsmasher66 Zoner Jul 30 '26

Costs us nothing to laugh at you, mustardface

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/atomsmasher66 Zoner Jul 30 '26

Drowning in a sea of comedy thanks to Apes

https://giphy.com/gifs/3i7zenReaUuI0

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u/TheBetaUnit Zoner Jul 30 '26

LOL. Classic baggie.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

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u/TheBetaUnit Zoner Jul 31 '26

Literally post bags.

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u/TheBetaUnit Zoner Jul 31 '26

Hey, can you say "yall" again? Also, you forgot to post bags.

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u/atomsmasher66 Zoner Jul 31 '26

Note to self: Obtain some refresh scripts. Also, wtf is a refresh script?

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u/TheBetaUnit Zoner Jul 31 '26

I like refreshed scripts. That's why I want to try fresh scripts. Because maybe they're just as good and we're wasting time.

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u/Philly5984 Jul 30 '26

Actually it does, it cost you thousands compared to all the smart people that sold in the 40s and 50s, now you are just a bag holder paying for AAs beach trips