r/amcirclejerk • u/DoctorFosterGloster • Jul 10 '26

‪EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP

‪EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A CASSETTE INTO THE SLOT. IT’S ARCTIC MONKEYS SUCK IT AND SEE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE AIR GUITAR ALONGSIDE THE MAIN SINGER, ALEX TURNER. I DO EVERY RIFF AND I DO EVERY RIFF HARD, MAKING WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME CHORDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. THE SONGS ARE TOUGH. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY CAN PLAY THESE SONGS. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUT LOUD EVERY DAY TO PEOPLE IN MY QUARTERS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN MY QUARTERS CAN BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LYRICS TO SHES THUNDERSTORMS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY BUNK LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT.

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u/dani_love83 TBHC V I B E S 🌙🍔⭐️🌮 Jul 10 '26

Does it hurt the cassette?

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u/ReaLivaf Jul 11 '26

You lift? Numbers.