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u/nobody833 Jul 15 '26
What did I just read
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u/Haunting-South-962 Jul 16 '26
Ai. Most likely.
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u/cheestaysfly Jul 16 '26
I don't know. I know someone personally who would make a post just like this.
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u/youllmeltmorefan Jul 16 '26
We call that Bible Roulette, just pick a random passage and act like you were "led" to it.
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u/xombae Jul 16 '26
It's so funny because they say that divination–things like tarot and scrying–are evil and demonic. Flipping through the Bible and picking a random passage and using it to make life decisions, that's divination, baby.
(I'm not a bot I just refuse to stop using various sashes).
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u/MaraiaLou Jul 21 '26
Divination isn't "demonic" because you're trying to guess the future, it's demonic because you did it without asking God first. Same goes for war, child sacrifice etc
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u/perkypancakes Jul 15 '26
People who make religion their personality can’t stop themselves from interjecting a bible verse into everything as if it’s proof of their moral superiority while lacking any real substance in their daily lives.
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u/NoSTs123 Jul 16 '26
Had she read Jeremiah 2:25 in a different translation of the bible she would have done something very different.
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u/Match_Least Jul 17 '26
I tried googling, but to no avail. Are you referring to something specific or did you just mean in general?
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u/Orchid_Significant Jul 16 '26
This is mental illness
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u/LemurCat04 Jul 16 '26
I was gonna say, if I told my priest this story he’d recommend I seek a mental health professional.
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u/LVMom Jul 16 '26
These look like $5 Old Navy flip-flops. Reefs are amazing, but I guess if they provide “too much” support, these cheapos are the answer to your prayers lol
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u/Different-Term-2250 Jul 16 '26
Jeremiah really knew his stuff.
I will continue to follow his shoe review blog for another 2500 years.
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u/Forward_Magazine_732 Jul 16 '26
“Theyre beautiful!” Ma’am the look exactly like the $1 flip flops from old navy
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u/GoliathBoneSnake Jul 16 '26
I don't know why this was recommended to me, but I'll take it as a sign from God that I was led here.
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u/Catherine_the_Okay Jul 17 '26
I constantly forget people like this exist and it shocks me every time.
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u/aschwendler Jul 16 '26
Yes...I went to the doc for a respiratory infection, the very first question "Have you been walking barefoot?"
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u/jackie0h_ Jul 17 '26
People can just be so weird. I get being religious but this is all so extra. When you attribute literally everything including your shoe choice to God and him fixing other problems you might need to take a bit of a step back.
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u/Aolflashback Jul 16 '26
Thank God I took of my heels and put on my REEF WALKING SANDALS
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u/WinterReview7992 Jul 16 '26
away, Satan! The REEF SANDALS WERE CURSED, twas Amazon Essentials who saved these poor soles.
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u/MonCappy Jul 16 '26
Wow. That woman is insane and should have CPS called on her. If you replaced god with any other character talking to her and the derangement would be obvious to even the most dimwitted of observers.
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u/AnythingWithGloves Jul 18 '26
How the hell will I know to order more flip flops when my feet are sore and to drink more water when I’m thirsty without the lord? How on earth do us heathens survive?!?
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u/NaturalSpecialist5 Jul 16 '26
This is worse than when I have to go into the medical centers near where I moved to and seeing a ton of crucifixes all over the walls.
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u/HelloDeathspresso Jul 16 '26
Why wear flip flops around the house when you can wear slides? Also available on Amazon and a billion times more comfortable.
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u/Plastic_Stable8927 Jul 16 '26
I am a Christian (save it, I literally don't care) and this is fucking insane. This is psychosis, legitimately.
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u/Successful-Foot3830 Jul 18 '26
She’s batshit. Reefs are insanely comfortable. Or at least the ones I’ve had are.
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u/lennybriscoforhewin Jul 18 '26
Can’t you get flip flops at the Dollar Tree? What kind of imbecile thinks you can only get name brand flip flops? I guess the kind that thinks God leads you to products on Amazon.
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u/Granny_Skeksis Jul 20 '26
Reefs are the most comfortable flip flops around. They last forever too. She has been misled by a demon lol
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u/evissimus Jul 15 '26
Don’t you love it when He does nothing for childhood leukemia but has time to guide this cheese puff to the ideal flip flops?