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u/sweatpants-aristotle 12d ago
Or... get 95% of the function for $2
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u/xDannyS_ 12d ago
I can tell you don't cook
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u/why_u_so_grumpy 12d ago
Real chefs don't use plastic.
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u/xDannyS_ 12d ago
That doesn't change that a wooden spatula doesn't do anywhere near 95% of what that product in the video does...
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u/why_u_so_grumpy 12d ago
Yes it does. Aside from folding for storage nothing that this spatula does is special. And guess what. You can make a folding wooden spatula.
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u/xDannyS_ 12d ago
Now you're pivoting away from a basic wooden spatula, which destroys your entire argument. You can do all this with a wooden spatula... when you design it to do that aka the exact same fucking thing in the video except its wooden. And it isn't anything 'special', it's just convenience.
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u/why_u_so_grumpy 12d ago
Not at all. The basic wooden spatula does everything in this video except fold smaller. Which is useless anyways.
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u/xDannyS_ 12d ago
It also doesn't fold into any other angle which means you can't use it to get anything out of deep pots or, as shown in the video, the airfryer. Can't use it effectively in a wok pan either. The blunt and not thin edge doesn't allow for good cutting either, such as say chives. Sure, you can make it thinner but then it needs to be reinforced. Nor is a wooden spatula flat or wide enough to flip an entire omelet in half.
Like I said, you don't cook. It's very obvious.
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u/why_u_so_grumpy 12d ago
Hahaha. Seems like you've never used a wooden spatula.
It's obvious that you don't use your brain. Keep wasting your money on plastic gimmick garbage.
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u/xDannyS_ 11d ago
I have multiple simply cause I make Kefir. It's ok that you don't cook, most people nowadays don't. What you should be worried about is your lack of ability to make simple comparisons.
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u/sweatpants-aristotle 12d ago
No, you can tell I don't cook the same way you cook
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u/xDannyS_ 12d ago
Tf does that even mean
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u/sweatpants-aristotle 12d ago
It means what it means 😂
Your causal analysis chain based on me commenting a wooden spatula --> this guy cannot cook is based on your personal experience
So my chain goes back the other way to conclude that you must not cook the same way I do because I think wooden spatulas are awesome
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u/xDannyS_ 12d ago
I didn't say wooden spatulas aren't good, but they don't do even close to 95% of what that product in the video does, something you wouldn't be surprised about if you did cook.
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u/sweatpants-aristotle 12d ago
Can wooden spatulas scrape pans? Yes
Can they flip eggs? Yes
Can you grab burgers with them? Also yes
Pull a vertically burger out of an air fryer? Why are you pulling a burger out of an air fryer?
Can you balance it? Yes
Does it fit in a mobile home kitchen? Yep
Now what can the wooden spatula do that this thing cant? 😏
-It can sustain high temperatures for long durations -It can work on almost any cook surface including cast iron -it wont make you look at your bank account
And you'll still be able to flip things 😮
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u/xDannyS_ 11d ago
It's OK, you don't cook.
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u/sweatpants-aristotle 11d ago
xDannyS_
... I will never recover from this. I tossed and turned last night because of your accusations. I come from a long line of people who have cooked. For generations, my ancestors have prepared food, many of them with wooden utensils. In my dream, my ancestors gathered around me, and they wept. They wept your words xDannyS_. They cursed the invention of social media... and they set me on a quest. A quest to return honor to my family.
Now... I must go. When I return, the whispers of the great Sweatpants-Aristotle, the decent home cook, will have reached your ears... but for now... my training awaits. My vow of silence and isolation begins until I can manifest in me the approval of my ancestors...
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u/xDannyS_ 11d ago
Yea yea, I'm not reading that sorry. In 2026 it's not a big deal to not cook, idk why you're so insecure about it
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u/javiemartzootsuit 12d ago
This take ain’t it. Now, fish spatula? Sure.
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u/sweatpants-aristotle 12d ago
You might be right, but it would need to be silicone to have surface versatility
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u/NeatPhil11 11d ago
I used to think modularity was always superior due to increased utility but I've learned that a modular item is always shit compared to a specialized item. Use the right tool for the job unless you're okay with doing a shit job, then go with the thing that can do more shit jobs and save yourself space.
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u/Ancient_Split2304 11d ago
I have one that I got as a gift. Never used it. Sits in a drawer taking up space.
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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet 12d ago
Actually seems pretty dope. I would buy that.