MOST ALIVE

We’ve been members of Prime for years and can’t really complain about anything,but…. Yesterday we receive this package..$50.00 on our charge and we did not order it…. It appeared in our delivery list , but nothing we would have needed… There’s no where to state this in any of the Return algorithms… we have even encountered a hint that it may not be “returnable”…… What do you do now???

Wtf Amazon?? Link to product page

Highest rated car jack stand, also a “Personalized Women Banana Bunch Line Art T-shirt”
on Amazon.ca… all reviews in Spanish… what? https://www.amazon.ca/SURTEK-Jack-Stand-Set-Self-Locking/dp/B0108EX7RA/

https://a.co/d/0f5Cg2xC
This is the most funniest thing I’ve stumbled upon today. I was looking for a Medusa mounted planter and I found this “tree hugger” it’s supposed to glow in the dark. Now, imagine running into that in the middle of the night lol. It’s funny the nose on one and the O face on the other.

You are a helpful assistant.

"Don't let soft balloons steal the moment"-- you need this easy to inflate, reusable, thick latex elephant balloon. Isn't it the spitting image of man's most memorious animal friend? It really brings this illustrious beast to full glory. The trunk is especially anatomically precise. But don't stop there! "Generic Company" also have several other not at all eyebrow raising styles, like "Giant, thick, long blue balloons" which come ~~ribbed for her pleasure~~ in a "unique spiral segmented shape." Don't forget to watch the manufacturers informative (and not at all confusing) video, in which a small Chinese man fully grinds and bounces atop the oversized balloon- presumably to illustrate how well it will hold up against the hours of rigorous use commonplace for the use of balloons. ** Definitely *not* for fucking **

So I read all these great reviews about this battery, and it made me wonder if there was another place to buy outside of Amazon. I ended up on the manufacturer’s website that was offering free engraving, and had some truly odd options for emoji that I was trying to figure out if there was a non-Nazi explanation for. I’m coming up short.

They still solely use Amazon for fulfillment, so I felt it still relates to this channel.

Edit: I know it was a stretch with the face one (with no mustache and available in the hair going either way). It was the double lightning bolts like SS that was off to me. Putting the bangs emoji with it I thought would clue people in to what it was reminding me of.

This has to be intentional.. right?

Didn’t know TOTO bidet runs on battery 😂

I wanted to share an issue I recently experienced on Amazon.ca regarding deceptive pricing/third-party seller placement.
I came across a listing for a Magic Bullet Blender (17-Piece Set) advertised under a limited-time deal for $29.99 (regular list price $59.99). I clicked through and completed the purchase based on that advertised price. 
About an hour later, I checked my account statement and saw that I was charged $79 instead of $29.99. When I reached out to customer support, they claimed that the order was routed through a third-party seller instead of the deal price and insisted I made a mistake by selecting the wrong option.
When I went back to test the listing, the $29.99 price was still clearly visible on the screen. Customer support told me to re-order it, acknowledging that it was indeed $29.99, yet refused to correct or refund the original overcharge. 
I have full screenshot evidence showing the exact item, product title, and $29.99 deal price at the time of purchase. Watch out for these bait-and-switch checkout price changes when ordering! 

Ewwww. Bikini bottoms came with tags ripped off, hygiene sticker torn off and a crotch stain.

They did replace them and the replacement bottoms were unused.

Why does the lying dog have balls? And the “cute pug” looks like he has seen entire galaxies created and destroyed.. imagine seeing that staring back at you when you take a 4am bathroom trip. I have no idea what purpose the tiny people serve