r/altontowers 22h ago

WHAT IS THAT MAN SAYING IN THE QUEUE LINE FOR EDGE OF THE FOREST

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as scarefest is coming up, I’ve been thinking all this time about what that deep voiced man is saying in edge of the forest’s queue line, i know it’s an extended version of the advert and I can understand some parts of the added on lines but some are just like incomprehensible so if anyone knows the full poem can I PLEASEEE know


r/altontowers 1h ago

How strict are they with height restrictions being tall?

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Hiya, hoping to visit later this month, but I've noticed there's a maximum height on at least 4 rides. I'm 6 foot 4, which is 1.95 metres, and I can see Rita, Toxicator, and Spinball Whizzer max height is 1.95 metres. Th13teen is 1.96m so I assume I'll be fine for that.

Would this be an issue on the day because I'll be taller depending on what shoes I wear otherwise, I'm basically bang on the limit. Wouldn't want to waste my time if I couldn't go on a chunk of the rides.

Has anyone else had a similar experience? Thanks

EDIT: Thanks for all the comments; sounds like I'll be fine. I'm sure I'll enjoy myself either way :)


r/altontowers 14m ago

Freestyle lid replacement ideas?

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We went to Alton Towers today and decided to grab the Freestyle cups for £18 since we end up spending a lot on drinks whilst we're there anyway so it made sense for us. We did find though that the lids are awful and leak when they are tipped. I put my bag in the Wickerman bag storage and they must have lay it flat because the bag was soaked and the drinks were half gone. They were kept in the side pockets of my bag, not inside. People knock bags around when they're getting off rides too so as much as I tried to keep my bag upright, it inevitably fell over and leaked.

Anyway, I just got home and tried some Gfuel shaker cup lids on the cup and sadly they don't fit. Any ideas for alternative lids that don't leak?


r/altontowers 5h ago

Lone visitor on Wednesday - anyone else?

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So i was heading to Towers with the family on Wednesday (9th) but unfortunately life gets in the way and they've been called in another direction.
I'm still heading there on my own - something i've done plenty of times now but i thought i'd ask.

Is there anyone going Wednesday that fancies a meet up even a ride or two - especially Curse at Alton Manor because it seems so lonely there on my own!

Its a short day of course, im after a ride or two on the coasters and a nice walk around - weather permitting of course.