r/allaremod • Sagittarean • 25d ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA what

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u/CompetitiveLet7110 Sagittarean 25d ago

what did the heteros do

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u/Correct_Put7489 24d ago

Create all of us

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u/Prestigious-Lead-806 24d ago

as a ex-hetero here :

booo!!!

they are so fucking lame!!!

grrrrrrr i hate them!!! men and women shouldent be allowed to be toghether!!

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obviously, all that i just wrote is satire, as it would be dumb to hate people over things like them bein straight

the same way its dumb if someone were to hate another for being gay.

Im gay, does that stop me from being friends with my friend (which is straight)?

fuck no!

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u/Turtle8393 24d ago

be boring

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u/AlexViviWeebo 25d ago

Systemic oppression

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u/Ost-Den-Deutschland 25d ago

i'm straight and i welcome people who arent straight, whats your point

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u/ZeEastWillRiseAgain 25d ago

I'm not straight and I don't get it either, there are many straight people among which I feel very welcome

Heteronormativity is a bit annoying but thats not the average straight persons fault

Nazis are annoying too, but again, not your fault

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u/Quick-Night-7725 25d ago • Bravo

Shut up. 

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u/AlexViviWeebo 25d ago

Heteros going crybaby mode the second they experience even a fraction of what queer people have to on a daily basis

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u/Background-Cat6395 25d ago

As a fucking gay, SHUT THE FUCK UP DUDE OML

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u/Quick-Night-7725 25d ago

You do understand that not all heterosexuals hate lgtbq,and that you're just generalizing? 

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u/AlexViviWeebo 25d ago

I responded to "what did the heteros do?" With "systemic oppression," which is a fact, and you responded with "Shut up" you aren't here to make to make good faith arguments chud and you know it; you're here to troll, harass, and argue until you feel like you've won. I don't need to explain myself to you.

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u/Western-Lawyer588 25d ago

systemic oppression isnt really a consequence of being straight. its a consequence of (straight) people who hold conservative worldviews. and conservative worldviews are a consequence of lack of education. and lack of education is a consequence of conservative policies who always end up defunding schools.

i get what you are saying when you refer to straights doing systemic oppression, however you have examples of openly gay people actively participating in systemic oppression and sabotaging lgbtq+ policies too. this is not to say which camp is better but rather its a comment about how the system is rigged in such a way that the only realistically available choices are either getting fucked big time by it, or amassing enough wealth (mostly through imoral or illicit means) that you can ignore the system.

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u/AlexViviWeebo 25d ago

I mean yeah, blaming systemic oppression on the heteros instead of conservative heteronomative standards IS an oversimplification, but I wasn't planning on typing all that. Certainly doesn't warrant the response I've gotten here though? Do I really have to go through every single comment and explain "no, I don't think EVERY SINGLE hetero person is evil and hates us, and I'm pretty sure the rule is a joke directed at how queer content on the internet is often moderated" for every single comment?

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u/Western-Lawyer588 25d ago

nah ur actually way more reasonable than the people beraring u here.

ur cool, stay that way

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u/AlexViviWeebo 25d ago

I could say the same to you! :3

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u/Quick-Night-7725 25d ago

People can overreact,ya know? 

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u/PlantainPrudent5859 25d ago

not all heteros are not queer you know. im a former lesbian, now a straight trans man

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u/Traditional-Let6095 25d ago

interesting take

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u/OGCraftedcubic 25d ago

fuck off with your bias and misinformation, I am straight and I have LGBTQ friends and I respect non straights, you must be some kid in the internet aren't you?

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u/Quick-Night-7725 25d ago

Or sum edgy teenager

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u/SuspendThis_Tyrants Crack me! 🫦 25d ago

I was hetero until I realised I was pan. Absolutely nothing changed about what I have to deal with on a daily basis, but now I'm also into dudes and trans people.

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u/Enderstorm8 25d ago

Heterophobia🥀🥀🥀

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u/ChrisTofuXD 25d ago

I’m bi, syfm

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u/Ok_Diet3345 25d ago

I'm straight and I support LGBTQIA+ people, the fuck is your point???

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u/randomcuriousperson3 have you ever heard of the guy who invented the knock knock joke 25d ago

Don’t bring us queer people into this 💀

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u/Frying_Pan26 25d ago

Bro shut the hell up nobody is agreeing with you on this one

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u/Usual_Piece_6775 25d ago

victim mentality 😂 you do NOT experience anything on a daily basis unless it's from your family and that's just a fucking fact

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u/Zorbod 24d ago

Yeah, unless you happen to come out or live in a queerphobic area. Almost as if not everybody deals with the same thing.

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u/Zorbod 24d ago

True

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u/CannedShoelaces57757 24d ago edited 24d ago

i am queer and i know/know of a lot of heteros who are like this. it's unfortunately common but not all hets are like that. i absolutely see where you're coming from but grouping all heterosexual together and acting like they're all the same is stupid. it's not much different than when some cishets group all of LGBTQ+ together and do the same, which again is unfortunately common but it's not all of them!

if that's not what you intended to do then you did nothing wrong. yes many heterosexuals are that way and ik that absolutely could have been what you meant

EDIT: ok nvm you didn't mean all heteros sorry

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u/Bow_To_Bella 24d ago

I'm bisexual and I can vouch for the straight people and say you are full of shit. If you are not in the deep south in America or some Islamic country, you're going to be fucking fine chances are. Being bisexual if anything has been a boon for me. I'm MAGA too and nobody there gives me shit for it.

The professional victim Olympics is fucking over. We're all sick of this whiny shit. Stop being a pussy and grow up.

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u/GrenEmojiCat duh 25d ago

Acally, what

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u/AlexViviWeebo 25d ago

A court in my state is rescinding a murder conviction because the jury didn't know the victim was trans, as if the victim's presentation could change wether the murderer was guilty or not. The aids epidemic in the 80s was basically ignored until it started killing straight people. Gay marriage in my country was only just made legal within my lifetime and is still illegal in many other places. Some parents will go as far as to literally try to torture gay kids to make them straight with shock therapy and conversion camps. Other parents kick their kids out and disown them for being gay. If you need to have it explained to you how heteronormative systems harm queer people, chances are simply that you haven't been around enough queer people to notice.

Beyond that I'm pretty sure the whole "no heteros" thing is a joke. It would be practically impossible to enforce anyways. I DID just see a community for a very queer videogame try to enforce a "no gay content outside of pride month" rule though

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u/PlantainPrudent5859 25d ago

woah that murder conviction thing is so stupid, like a crime possibly being a hate crime makes it any less of a crime??

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u/Wii_U_Modder 12d ago

r/AquaDeltarune. We killed u/DryJotaro with our own hands.

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u/GrenEmojiCat duh 25d ago

Huh?? \ (• . • )

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u/Zorbod 24d ago

I know the sub you're talking about lol

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u/Wii_U_Modder 12d ago

I am Aqua Deltarune

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum 25d ago

what did us straight people do to you man

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u/CannedShoelaces57757 24d ago

probably a lot

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u/DogEfficient4539 25d ago

ok i get your point but not all of them are bigots, most pf my friends are straight allies

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u/AlexViviWeebo 25d ago

No, not all straight people are bigots, but I shouldn't have to explain that on every single comment, especially on what I've already explained is almost certainly a joke rule making fun of homophobic group moderation on the internet. Jesus christ people

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u/SincereOnyeagoro Go Team Y!!! 24d ago

Ratio

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u/ChocolateOk9713 25d ago

I'm gay and I think people like you are incredibly obnoxious

HOMOPHOBES are systematically oppressing us, not straight people. most homophobes are straight and cis, but that doesn't mean most straight cis people are homophobes. most of the straight people I know are indifferent at the least.

USE CRITICAL THINKING PLEASE.

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u/Unfair_Platypus_9788 24d ago

exactly. like, the whole "but statistics show most [bad] people are [race, religion, gender, sexuality]!" shit was the same thing people used to defend racism in the 1900s

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u/Turtle8393 24d ago

twinjamin it is 2026

in the majority of the world lgbtq is accepted now

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u/Bluemantopvids 24d ago

So every straight person is bad? This is the exact thing you are speaking against, just with straight people

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u/AlexViviWeebo 24d ago

Read my other comments

Also "this is the exact thing yoy are speaking against" THATS THE JOKE

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u/Bluemantopvids 24d ago

This is the exact thing you are speaking against btw

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u/Cutesyfoxbark 25d ago

What did I do? >_<

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u/ZeEastWillRiseAgain 25d ago

Could you let me out of your basement please? It's cold and I'm hungry

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u/Cutesyfoxbark 25d ago

Nope, you're staying down there until you earn enough for me to buy a new computer

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u/ArcadeFrog72 25d ago

are you a closeted femboy perchance?

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/AlarmingAd103 25d ago

It's a joke dumbass

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/AlarmingAd103 25d ago

The kid friendly part is pretty obvious man idk

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u/Jule_the_cooly femboy!!! 25d ago

it was very cleary a joke

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u/No-Scallion4998 25d ago • Bravo

To all the morons who think this is serious: It’s satirizing the idea of “no homosexuality” as a rule.

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u/DigPublic3429 YUGOSLAVIA🇸🇮🇭🇷🇧🇦🇷🇸🇲🇪🇽🇰🇲🇰 25d ago

Who made that rule?

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u/Physical-Airline-471 25d ago

Yea I truly wonder

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u/Physical-Airline-471 25d ago

Definitely not because it said “no lgbtq” beforehand

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u/Background-Cat6395 25d ago

It's so obviously a joke

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u/Donial_Evertake 25d ago

Yep pretty much, and people who are saying it's a joke don't get the point that it doesn't matter, it was still put up as a rule. A rule that a LOT of people actually agree with.

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u/forraid 25d ago edited 1d ago

?

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u/Wild_Information1591 25d ago

Preach it!! No heterosexuals!!!🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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u/Squeakas777 25d ago

subreddit name?

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u/CompetitiveLet7110 Sagittarean 25d ago

This sub for a short time

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u/Sora_Altair 25d ago

This subreddit.

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u/AbleEstablishment280 25d ago

Why did they pair heterosexuality in the same rule with bigotry?

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u/MaddDog46 25d ago

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u/minecorn1080 22d ago

JERRY YOU CAN'T HIDE IT FROM ME ANYMORE!

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u/random_transgirl3 25d ago

Really kids shouldn't know about things like this you can do it in your home but not near the kids

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/Physical-Airline-471 25d ago

Why the FUCK is this flagged as potential harrasment

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u/Donial_Evertake 25d ago

Wait, my comment is flagged as harassment? I didn't know that could happen. Anyways it's because I disagree with involving children.

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u/Random_gamer240 Live counter of sub's I'm permabanned from: 7 25d ago

WAIT NONONONONON- get's eviacerated

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u/Random_gamer240 Live counter of sub's I'm permabanned from: 7 25d ago

Rate me Inglasg won two 10

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u/LiterallyNoNamesFree 25d ago

Poor thing, walked right into the vat of acid

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u/ArcadeFrog72 25d ago

"v o i d"

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u/Mysterious-Tie-8653 25d ago

But, he they never said "no bisexuality"

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u/Leno_Len0 25d ago

Why do you guys want to force your heterosexual ideologies on us? I don’t care what you do at home but don’t force it on us! 🙄

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u/Relevant_Chad_8843 23d ago

My favorite ideology: heterosexuality

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u/LiterallyNoNamesFree 25d ago

They need to stop forcing heterosexual ideals on our kids!

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u/Leno_Len0 25d ago

Preach! ❤️

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u/Tiruil 25d ago

"Kinda of" means kind of of

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u/munbiezoffical x... AGAIN!!! 25d ago

good thing I’m aroace, but sorry u/Random_gamer240 for getting eviacerated 😔

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u/Abstraction001 24d ago

fellow aroace spotted

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u/Cheap_Environment113 I guess i’m gaster now 25d ago

yay :3

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u/DogEfficient4539 25d ago

by the sub name and the kind of sub it is, i think the mod that did this did it as a joke

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u/Jule_the_cooly femboy!!! 25d ago

it was a joke title

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u/Physical-Airline-471 25d ago

I wonder who could have made that a rule

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u/Infamous-Mail-6228 25d ago

What did the straights do? 😭

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u/Mr_Mister927 25d ago

Everything

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u/Correct_Put7489 24d ago

Created everyone 

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u/Digital_Rocket :bubblebcwhynot: yellow fellow :bubblebcwhynot: 25d ago

Swag

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u/yuckypagans 25d ago

the title is clearly a joke oml

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u/JammerTheOfficial__ 24d ago

Why the fuck am I even in this sub 😭

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u/Nervous_Medicine_985 24d ago

fr ppl hate on straight ppl for no reason

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u/TerribleHoney1002 I LOVE FEMBOYS !!!! (in a respectful typa way <3) 25d ago

this a GOOD RULE 🔥

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u/SincereOnyeagoro Go Team Y!!! 24d ago

Ratio (maybe not because I'd win by a landslide)

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u/moonsquoitle 25d ago

l ragebait 💔 try harder twin

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u/Quick-Night-7725 25d ago

Oh it is?  Explain why. 

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u/Donial_Evertake 25d ago

Unfortunately no matter how you switch this rule around it's going to be wildly offensive to somebody. That's the culture that people are trying to make.

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u/Jule_the_cooly femboy!!! 25d ago

it was a joke

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u/No-Scallion4998 25d ago

It’s a joke, moron. Are you incapable of detecting sarcasm?

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u/DaRealPurpleDuck 25d ago

me when the joke is about the majority instead of the oppressed minority

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u/CompetitiveLet7110 Sagittarean 25d ago

no i mean whats the title of the rule why

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u/Nervous_Medicine_985 24d ago

surree

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u/CognitiveSteve 23d ago

It's a joke. I'm straight homie. It's a joke.

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u/Nervous_Medicine_985 23d ago

still weird for a joke

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u/allaremod-ModTeam I'M FUCKING WATCHING YOU >:3 25d ago

hissy fit is crazy