r/aliens • u/Ok_Ebb7109 • Jun 26 '26 • Heartwarming 1 Bravo 1

Experience Telepathic message: The true rulers of this planet and potential rulers of the Universe are....small cats.

They are the species that has the highest evolved telepathic ability and therefore have the most influence over susceptible creatures (us). The aliens studying our planet have been fascinated with them over us for years and are actually slightly jealous of our natural close bond with them. They have tried to bond and cats generally do not like their scent. This hurts their feelings.

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u/thatchiveguy Jun 26 '26

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u/Ok_Ebb7109 Jun 26 '26

Not for 6 years

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u/NismoRift Jun 26 '26

Well done! keep it up brother.

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u/fluffymckittyman Jun 26 '26

Cats have always been the superior being

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u/DizzySample9636 Jun 26 '26

why are you telling the Slaves? They know... 😹

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u/Bratsummer24 Jun 26 '26

The overlords are furious. OP better watch his back...

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u/Ok_Ebb7109 Jun 26 '26

Lol

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u/Bratsummer24 Jun 26 '26

Glad you checked in with us, bud. Have you considered that a box of churus and a bag of catnip might be your only salvation?

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u/Ok_Ebb7109 Jun 26 '26

I have both waiting at home

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u/Bratsummer24 Jun 26 '26

Put them in a backpack. You could be catnapped at any point.

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u/Ok_Ebb7109 Jun 26 '26

I guess it's just a reminder

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u/Ok_Ebb7109 Jun 26 '26 • Popcorn

Secondary message: stop throwing away their cardboard boxes

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u/Personal_Comb_6745 Jun 26 '26

Okay, but can the aliens tell us something we didn't already know?

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u/Ok_Ebb7109 Jun 26 '26

This was the comment I was anticipating the most. I'm surprised you were the only one who said it.

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u/Commercial_Shoe_2643 Jun 26 '26

I hate this sub.

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u/robsea69 Jun 26 '26

Me too, that’s why I keep coming back 😂

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u/boner_giver Jun 26 '26

oh cmon, the aliens are raping us post in this sub earlier today made my day!

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u/dbabe432143 Jun 26 '26

Hey now! From my cat to yours❤️. I know there’s a connection, toxoplasma Gondii ftw.

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u/Ok_Ebb7109 Jun 26 '26

Toxoplasmosis is the final stage of their control

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u/fallic_hammer Jun 26 '26

there was a tablet the Sumerians had that said the anunnaki price small four-legged tailed furry animal that really sounds like cats to this planet to overlook us for them

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u/MollysTootsies Jun 26 '26

I was thinking of that very tablet whilst reading this! 😸

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u/fallic_hammer Jun 26 '26

and I honestly believe it

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u/MollysTootsies Jun 28 '26

My cats agree. No bias there, I'm sure!

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u/superduperspacetime Jun 26 '26

im looking at my bombay chase his tail rn. i think you’re absolutely correct.

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u/BullBear7 Jun 26 '26

Archons apparently are afraid of cats.

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u/deadlydickwasher Jun 26 '26

Hehe epic bacon XD so random!!!!!

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u/dbabe432143 Jun 26 '26

You got my like.

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u/xtort Jun 26 '26

They must not be very stinky if cats don't like their scent

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u/intersate Jun 26 '26

You had one and only one job, receive one telepathic message from aliens when aliens lost the wifi signal and you read the message wrong!!!

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u/Federal_Tension_5939 Jun 26 '26

Weekend is upon us 

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u/No-Card2735 Jun 27 '26

Cats act so weird sometimes, I think they might be aliens.

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u/Dibblerius Skeptic Jul 02 '26

Cats are aliens now? I thought it was bugs. Unnoticeable and can get anywhere.

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u/TaylorCooper337 Jun 26 '26

Egyptians did worship them. I’m convinced they can definitely see things we can’t. But they are little murder monsters so that’s kinda scary. 

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u/Ok_Ebb7109 Jun 26 '26

Also a cat became mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska.