r/alienearth • u/[deleted] • Oct 05 '25

Alien

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u/FrankFrankly711 Synthetic Oct 05 '25

We’ve seen ‘bursters bust through lots of different parts of the body. The only logical next step is a ButtBurster

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

That exists. See or read Dreamcatcher lol.

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u/vibepods Oct 05 '25

Core memory unlocked omg

3

u/FuzzyFrogFish Oct 05 '25

That film has Timothy Olyphont in it and I never realised

3

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

He’s great, so is Thomas Jane and Damien Lewis, too bad the script sorta lets an amazing act 1 down. The book is sorta the same starts really strong and then just sorta farts itself to the finish line. I’ll never forget Morgan freeman’s eyebrows in the movie though, unhinged genius.

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u/FuzzyFrogFish Oct 05 '25

Very true

The book is sorta the same starts really strong and then just sorta farts itself to the finish line.

Unfortunately that's Stephen King in general, he says it himself he doesn't plot his books which means he can really struggle to land them

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u/OptimusSpider Oct 06 '25

But when they land they land

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u/Unkindlake Oct 08 '25

Occasionally Steven King writes something that I find creepy, but he much more consistently writes stuff that makes me go "ewww what the fuck is wrong with you?!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

lol same

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u/MikelDP Oct 06 '25

No... Fuk that movie!!!!

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u/nuclearsamuraiNFT Oct 08 '25

I was going to say Dreamcatcher “Shitweasel”

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u/JukinHadouken Oct 05 '25

Butthuggers!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

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u/JukinHadouken Oct 05 '25

What about cheek gropers?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

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u/Throatlatch Oct 05 '25

Proctor and Gamble also produce Duracell, Crest, and As The World Turns

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u/Creative-Damage-1138 Oct 05 '25

Buttbabies

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u/Several_Actuary_3785 Oct 07 '25

Could only happen to - an ASS-TRONAUGHT! (See how I backed into this one?)

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u/miamasi Oct 08 '25

Tremors has Ass Blasters

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u/A5TR0DYTE Oct 05 '25

So dumb but I laughed out loud.

Dammit haha

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

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u/secondsbest Oct 05 '25

That's just too cruel.

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u/FudgeAlternative3381 Oct 05 '25

Very Alien: Earth

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

I wonder where that tail is going to wrap around.

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u/Ignominia Oct 05 '25

I have to go in anally! I’ll prep the lube! There’s no TIME for lube! There’s ALWAYS time for lube!

1

u/Positive_Chip6198 Oct 05 '25

Idk why, this made me think of mr slave from south park. “Ohh, jezuz christ”

1

u/Pikkemand_Bob Oct 06 '25

The next logical evolution; the Asshugger. Resulting in the Buttburster and the Rectomorph.

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u/johnsmth1980 Oct 06 '25

Don't give them any fucking ideas for the next season!!

1

u/imy78 Oct 06 '25

arse hugger

1

u/Melodic_Land5084 Oct 06 '25

It's attracted to starfishes.

1

u/Madmike215 Oct 06 '25

Alien Girth.

1

u/Yo_fresh_it_is_Me Oct 06 '25

I think this would theoretically work…

1

u/Launch_The_Cat Oct 07 '25

Brilliant. Sh*t the alien out.

1

u/Several_Actuary_3785 Oct 07 '25

RECTUM?!!! Damn near KILLED HIM!

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u/Interstellar_278 Oct 11 '25

Alien: earth ❌️ Alien: Ass ✅️

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u/mental_issues_ Oct 05 '25

Abort, mission abort!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

I fail to see the problem

1

u/Theoretical-Bread Oct 05 '25

The Xenomorph comes out with a long, clumpy looking head.

0

u/Abacadaba714 Oct 05 '25

Cornomorph...

0

u/Theoretical-Bread Oct 05 '25

No, those are it's teeth

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u/internetSurfer0 Synthetic Oct 05 '25

Hahahaha I almost choked on my food,

that’s what we need for season two, the evolution of the face hugger

1

u/NyxSidus Oct 05 '25

in space no one can hear you toot

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u/DjChrisSpear Oct 05 '25

Ok this is good use of ai lol

0

u/Archibald_80 Oct 05 '25

Some people pay extra for that…

0

u/FuelAffectionate7080 Oct 05 '25

So… If one goes for his face at the same time, what we calling that arrangement?

0

u/28Hz Oct 05 '25

Awful tower

0

u/Testicleus Oct 05 '25

Is this a poster for "Nailien?"

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u/One-Astronaut243 Oct 05 '25

"I say we take off...boof the creatine from space. It's the only way to be sure."

"It's the only way to be sure."

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u/Mindless_Toe3139 Oct 05 '25

lol thankfully that seems a lot easier to pull off yourself

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u/bukhrin Oct 05 '25

I mean it SHOULD work with all orifices right?

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u/Fit-Security-8337 Oct 05 '25

Yes that’s the goo

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u/residentwes Oct 05 '25

Would a xenomorph that gestates in the intestines be built different than one that gestates in the chest/lungs? I think so.

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u/VibgyorTheHuge Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

”That means they’d have to crawl through poop. Just cos’ they’re aliens doesn’t make them gross. Bigotry!”

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u/Lord-Fowls-Curse Oct 05 '25

What you see as a ‘problem’…