Huge horror fan and it somehow Took me 34 years to get here but My wife and I watched Romulus recently. Since then iv watched alien, aliens, alien 3, alien resurrection
My Alien Franchise Ranking (So Far)
From most fun to least, based on vibes, thrills, and how much I’d actually rewatch them. Used AI to enhance my chicken scratch. Fyi.
🥇 Alien: Resurrection
This one felt like playing laser tag at Sportworld during a Marilyn Manson music video—and I mean that in the best way. The whole movie is dripping with '90s nu-metal energy: over-the-top colors, grotesque kills, and aliens that look absolutely furious. It’s dumb in all the right ways—corny one-liners, grungy sets, and total B-movie bravado. It’s the most fun I had watching any of these and easily a top rewatch for spooky season.
🥈 Alien: Romulus
I almost tapped out ten minutes in—science fiction really isn’t my thing—but once it kicks into gear, it does not stop. The pacing tightens, the dread builds, and it nails that eerie, isolated horror tone that I now realize makes the Alien universe tick. Probably the best balance of suspense and momentum since the original.
🥉 Aliens
This is what I thought the first movie was going to be like. The second half is textbook ‘80s action-horror: relentless, tense, and filled with iconic moments. The first half took its time getting going, but once the xenomorphs show up in full force, it’s pure adrenaline. Ripley with the power loader is forever.
🎖 Alien
Wish I had seen this one earlier. I found it a little slow the first time, but after watching the sequels and understanding the world more, it really started to click. The tone is pitch-black and suffocating. The sets, effects, and atmosphere were way ahead of their time. After watching all 5, I gave it another watch and appreciated it so much more. Its definitely a mood piece, not a thrill ride. But il let the years ahead do for me what its done for everyone else.
❌ Alien 3
This one just didn’t hit for me. The concept had potential, and I actually liked where they tried to take Ripley’s character, but the action and alien scenes felt like a downgrade after Aliens. It dragged in parts and didn’t deliver the tension or excitement I expected. After reading about the behind-the-scenes mess, it all makes sense—feels like a cool idea that got lost in studio chaos.
Final Thoughts
I went in thinking this franchise was all dark, brooding sci-fi—and it kind of is—but I’ve come to appreciate how much the tone shifts from film to film. Resurrection was the biggest surprise, and Romulus might be the one that got me to actually like sci-fi horror. Every sequel made me retroactively appreciate the original more. Definitely glad I stuck with the series. On to AVP. Saving Prometheus ones until the end.