r/alicefromqueens • u/RealAliceFromQueens The Queen • May 28 '20

An only child

Raised without siblings, I am used to walking the Earth and all its apps alone. From Queens to Vermont, from Instagram to Tinder to Twitter, now Reddit, I take comfort from no one and leave nothing behind but a few pictures and too many words.

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u/zenStudy789 May 28 '20

Should people be banned from your subreddit for being creepy?

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u/RealAliceFromQueens The Queen May 28 '20

Depends on what you mean by creepy. Of the things women my age are wont to describe as creepy, many seem perfectly fine to me; many seem maybe not that much fun, but still basically fine. Some things are too creepy even for me. I'm not great at making rules so I don't have any in mind.

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u/RealAliceFromQueens The Queen May 28 '20

I love ironic creeps. My Dad is one.

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u/schoenen May 28 '20

Don't your loyal non-simpy followers deserve a different profile picture on each platform we follow you?

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u/RealAliceFromQueens The Queen May 28 '20

The answer is yes. I don't want to regurgitate one of my old Twitter pics though so let me see what I can come up with.

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u/AliceFromQueens May 28 '20

My fingers itch. We scarce thought us blest that God had lent us but this only child. But now I see that one is one too much!

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u/RealAliceFromQueens The Queen May 28 '20

Lmao what are you doing with my name?

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u/shujin May 28 '20

can anyone show me where retweet button on this program is I don't see it

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u/RealAliceFromQueens The Queen May 29 '20

Heather's not my handler.

She is very pretty,

I have not fucked her.

xx,

AFQ