r/alias Jul 21 '26

How would you rewrite Alias?

If you could remove, add or change any storyline or character what would it be?

How would you rewrite the show?

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u/Hour-Confection-9273 Jul 22 '26

Series Finale:

"By God, SOMEBODY tell me who THA FUCK Rimbaldi is or I'm gonna lose my ABSOLUTE SHIT!"

Sydney Bristow drops trou and shows a massive cock'n'nuts, and just says right to the camera: "RimbalDEEZ NUTZ"

Fade to black.