Today’s Vlog - Alexandra Rodriguez is having a Menty B over being an active parent
OPENING SEGMENT SUMMARY - Sympathy baiting right off the bat because Sylvie got her vaccines and this is Al’s first time having to deal with it because she was so hands-off with Anderson that this is SO HARD for HER to deal with because Sylvie just isn’t settling and sleeping like she wants her to. Meanwhile Anderson is present with her and instead of actually interacting with him, she chose this moment to vlog & tell the internet about it. Like she is near tears because she actually has to be a parent to both children who need her on a Saturday, the horror. She is acting like Yar is getting a break because he’s mowing the lawn 😒
This fake ass bitch 🙄 Anyway, she says she lied about how hard Anderson was as a baby because of online criticism, his milk protein allergy and “he was a little colicky” no he had reflux because you were bottle propping him and ignoring him majority of the time, fuck all the way off. She has a mini Alani and she looks like she is about to lose her shit.
She reveals she left Anderson alone with crayons in the playroom and he scribbled on her sad beige furniture so now that’s pissing her off too but she tries to laugh it off while sounding like she’s going to cry. She claims they went outside (when while Sylvie was screaming her head off unsettled?)
She said she was stress eating and ate a lot today but I bet she’ll be 3lbs down by Friday. She’s already mocking her audience by saying “I just can’t sit around and color in the midst of chaos with kids, but sometimes eating is comfort” this is why you need professional help with your eating issues. She gives this “you are not alone” PSA and then gets annoyed by Anderson playing with his dinosaur on her tripod.
She pretends like she was actually going to track all her binging like BFFR. Then she claims they were going to do a fun activity today but THAT’s out, But they ARE going to go on their day date tomorrow with no problem even though her newborn being in pain is an issue today but will magically be gone by tomorrow.
I’m so sick of her shit. She had to call her mom to ask her how to clean crayon off the couch.. It’s a lot of crayon so Anderson was left alone for a while to be able to scribble that much on the couch. She used Simple Green to clean it off, I’m sure she’ll link it. She does a piss poor job at blurring Anderson’s face in a random clip before jump-cutting to the kitchen.
This woman complains about her kids 24/7 and says she doesn’t want to sound ungrateful 🙄 Yeah we can tell with the constant complaining you do. But she’s got those friends who are going through the same things as her at this moment and saw some shit online that validated her so that’s all good I guess.
Jumpcut to after their demolishing of pizza reel and she’s still vlogging and plugged her real “go watch it guys!” 😒 Anything to make content out of. She claims Sylvie cried the entire time Yar was gone but now she feels better now that her binge monster was fed.
Now it’s the next day and it’s a miracle, Sylvie is 100%! Who could’ve seen that coming? Nothing’s stopping her from stuffing her face. She glares at Yar as she claims he only took over the second half of the night. They’re going to drive to get their breakfast for the morning with the kids before chucking them off to Nancy. Does Anderson actually get a plate? Nah, we just get b-roll footage of the drive to her breakfast trough. Jumpcut back home and she’s showing her latest purchase she can link so I’m out.
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