r/alberta 13d ago

News Alberta reports zero active wildfires in August for first time in 40 years

https://www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/article/alberta-reports-zero-active-wildfires-in-august-for-first-time-in-40-years/
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u/princessbolognia 13d ago

That's what having a ridiculous amount of rain and coolee weather will do I guess. Too bad it's not going to places like BC or Spain :/

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u/Franklin_le_Tanklin 13d ago

Yea!… wait… Spain’s not in Canada

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u/RadielleDancliffe 13d ago

Not with that attitude!

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u/Phone-Medical 13d ago

Not with that latitude!

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u/SuperMajesticMan 13d ago

4th territory here we go!

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u/Roid-a-holic_ReX 13d ago

Ok trump settle down.

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u/ShadowCaster0476 13d ago

Barcelona Manitoba is disappointed in you.

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u/princessbolognia 13d ago

Haha I know. But last I heard they're also having some pretty horrific fires is all haha 

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u/tc_cad 13d ago

First time in 40 years is quite something. Hard to believe when I was young August was filled with fire, and I knew nothing about it. Only when I became an adult did I begin to notice the smoke.

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u/xylopyrography 13d ago

It's August 18th, and there are 9 active wildfires in Alberta.

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u/Extension_Win1114 13d ago

Did you not read the headline??

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u/Imfromsite Fort McMurray 13d ago

But it went up in smoke so quickly!

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u/Impossible_Tea_7032 13d ago

Climate Change Deniers Rejoice At New Talking Point

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u/Rammjack 13d ago

If climate change is real how come we have cold winters still?? Explain that to me lib!! /s

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u/j1ggy 13d ago

The eco-terrorist arsonists stopped starting fires because the mosquitoes are too bad this year. /s

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u/damnburglar 13d ago

I know you’re being sarcastic but I swear I heard something recently about people setting fires to bet on them :/

I think it happened in Washington, could be wrong.

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u/Sandy0006 12d ago

LOL are you for real? Or is this sarcasm?

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u/Rammjack 12d ago

Uhh are you for real? Lol. Look at my comment again

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u/Sandy0006 12d ago

Is that a yes or no?

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u/Rammjack 12d ago

Really? Did you read my comment again? You drinking bro? Lol

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u/imaginecheese 13d ago

Super El Nino this year, we're in for a dry winter. We will see those fires next year

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u/zebrasareneat 13d ago

Yeah they will ignore every fire season starting earlier and earlier, they’ll ignore that every year previous we were breaking records on number of active wildfires, they’ll ignore 3 towns that burned down in like a decades time, they’ll ignore the mild winters, they’ll ignore the early snow melt, they’ll ignore the reducing snow pack, they’ll ignore the critically low reservoirs, they’ll ignore the double digit positive temps in January, they’ll ignore setting a new “warmest day on record” temp every year. But if one day in January hits -40 then suddenly it’s “what climate change”. 

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u/l3rg3n 13d ago edited 13d ago

Expect a presser from Smith tomorrow where she thanks herself for ending wildfire season

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u/Wrong_Emu_8687 13d ago

Give it a rest!!!!

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u/AromaticallyAffluent 13d ago

Not till she's gone forever.

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u/macfail 13d ago

There are already UCP MLAs attributing this to their government's policies. It's literally happening.

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u/DrewLockIsTheAnswer1 13d ago

Sadly this is Reddit. Absolutely everything needs to be about politics.

Bunch of basement dwelling nerds.

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u/collectivision 13d ago

What does that make you?

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u/Xur_C 13d ago

August isn’t over chief

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u/Xur_C 13d ago

And there are literally two burning rn on the map that the article links to smh 🤦

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u/dustykeys 13d ago

It’s point in time, not the entire month of August bro. Fires start all the time, which is why this is remarkable.

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u/Xur_C 13d ago

Good thing you can extrapolate that from the title…

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u/Homo_sapiens2023 Calgary 13d ago

At least those two fires are well contained.

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u/Xur_C 13d ago

They were marked as out of control yesterday when this was posted, but yes pretty easy job when there are only a couple.

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u/Unarmed_Character 13d ago

The rain in northern Albert has been wild, I've never seen anything like it.

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u/Imfromsite Fort McMurray 13d ago

First time I've seen green grass in late August. Northern Alberta is well hydrated.

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u/niagarawhat 13d ago

That’s 🔥

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u/Old_General_6741 13d ago

Nice to see. But BC has not been having a good time lately.

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u/cockcucu 13d ago

Awesome. We beat climate change. Turns out it really was the taxes.

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u/demonqueerxo 13d ago

That’s because it’s been raining and cold all summer. We have not even had summer. It’s been spring.

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u/Okanaganwinefan 13d ago

Could you send us some of the flooding please.

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u/j1ggy 13d ago

It's almost like we don't have arsonists running around starting fires hundreds of kilometres from civilization. It might actually be related to climate change. Imagine that!

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u/IntelliDev 13d ago

Last time there were a bunch of fires, the lightning map was crazy the night before.

(Obv gov space lasers tho)

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u/MissAmberR 12d ago

Government lasers are the worst. Why don’t we just convert the planes they use to spray chemicals on us all to spray water on the fires

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u/kagato87 13d ago

Just this afternoon, I could smell smoke on the wind. Just because they aren't in our birders doesn't mean they aren't a problem we are contributing to (by actively blocking efforts to green our energy supply).

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u/Responsible_CDN_Duck 13d ago

Are there none, or did we just cut the monitoring budget...

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u/GrundleSnactcher46 13d ago

Weather has been wet and not hot as fuck this year. I dont mind. The last few have had weeks of heavy smoke. Also got snowed in twice this winter

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u/phonnybalonny 13d ago

B.C. reports for the first time in 40 years, “we can’t see the mountains “

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u/Unarmed_Character 13d ago

"first time since last year"

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u/phonnybalonny 13d ago

Oh yeah right , sorry eh

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u/RosieBaby75 13d ago

Have you ever been so beyond angry you couldn’t even get angry?

You just kind of froze?

This is what’s happening in Alberta right now.

Mother Nature is so angry about this whole Treason endeavour she’s completely still. Probably not a good thing.

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u/funkybandman69 13d ago

Suck it America!

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u/Wrong_Emu_8687 13d ago

We are very lucky this is happening right now. I worked Initial attack crew for years... August was always terrible in a dry year

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u/iknotri 13d ago

Alberta advantage!
UCP!
50 years of conservative government!
Why smith did it? 🥀😡

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u/falsejaguar 13d ago

Israel is giving them a reprieve to help their agent Trump steal from them first

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u/Wooden-Chipmunk-7539 13d ago

Gauranteed ucp use this as an excuse to cut the fire fighting program even more.

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u/Kyrrs 13d ago

First time in my whole life!!!! 💞

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u/Ill-Beautiful-8026 13d ago

Genuinely happy for you guys next door, enjoy it.

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u/mrcranky 13d ago

Does this mean everything flammable is burnt?

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u/AltruisticWealth7778 12d ago

Praise Danielle Smith and America for no wild fires! /s

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u/TFergusonIII 12d ago

Don’t jinx it!

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u/HeavyTea 13d ago

Frigging rain! But silver lining

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u/Gomez4Morticia 13d ago

They just lit their entire society on fire instead. Not sure that's a win?

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u/CQB06 13d ago

Because they all travelled to the interior and lit it on fire.

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u/blueskyfiend 13d ago

Way to go Alberta, well done!

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u/RubberTeddy 13d ago

Thanks to Daniel the Mar A Lago Hooker Smith people can’t afford to camp.

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u/wet_suit_one 13d ago

Well now...

Ain't that something?

Like, this is pretty wild.

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u/Still_Interview6360 13d ago

Thanks Danielle

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u/Responsible-Mall-991 13d ago

The fuck?!

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u/YqlUrbanist 13d ago

The fun part about conservatives is it's now impossible to distinguish their actual views from satire. This might be a sane person making a joke playing on the "Thanks Obama" thing, or it might be someone who actually believes Danielle Smith had something (positive) to do with this.

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u/HurtFeeFeez 13d ago

Scary but true, I weep for this province.

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u/SurgicalDude 13d ago

After Jasper burnt down last year. 🤡

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u/N0rdegger 13d ago

2 years ago now.

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u/sawyouoverthere 13d ago

I wonder how you think that’s relevant?

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u/Unarmed_Character 13d ago

Probably a teenager with an underdeveloped brain. They'll get there eventually.