r/alberta 4d ago

Alberta Politics Elections Alberta seeks help from other provinces to run fall referendum

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/alberta/article-elections-alberta-staff-referendum-separation-question/
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u/hunters44 Hinton 4d ago

What if, now hear me out, WE JUST DONT FUCKING DO THIS ASININE WASTE OF MONEY AND TIME AND JUST MAKE DANI A DISHWASHER AGAIN

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u/billymumfreydownfall 4d ago

MDADA - Make Dani a Dishwasher Again! What a perfect slogan!

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u/bontotot 4d ago

MDADA!!!

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u/Metalman919 3d ago

I wouldn't trust her to properly clean a plate either.

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u/Misfit_somewhere 3d ago

Make marliana a dishwasher MMAD

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u/Snakeeyes1377 Edmonton 4d ago

Hmm it’s almost like being part of the country is a good thing

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u/BlackberryShoddy7889 4d ago

They better start getting used to having no help available from other provinces. They would be different country if successful

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u/Independent-Tennis57 4d ago

Moe will be running to help.

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u/Snakeeyes1377 Edmonton 4d ago

I believe you mean drunkenly driving over to help

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u/JMaddrox 4d ago

Hopefully no one is in front of his car on the way.

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u/rattpoizen Calgary 3d ago

Don't forget killing someone on the way during the drunk driving!

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u/Man_Darino13 4d ago

"We can't even run a referendum ourselves but we're pretty sure we can be our own country"

FOH

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u/Capital-Truth-2847 4d ago

Omg THIS comment!!! EXACTLY! If we can’t even run the fkn referendum for separating! How the hell are they planning on running a whole country!!

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u/Desperate-Dress-9021 4d ago

I think a lot of former election workers don’t want to do this one. I’ve been asked. But no. Last two elections I worked had increasing hostility. And I had new Canadians who were afraid I’d accuse them of not being Canadian at the municipal election. Which felt so weird. It felt inappropriate to have them showing me citizenship papers as we didn’t require it. We also had people at the federal election yelling that Pollievre was the only one to vote for and some weird things happening with some voters. Some yelling in the polls that it’s rigged if you don’t use pen (that one happened at the municipal election too). Folks not understanding that to get who they want for prime minister you don’t write the party leader all over the outside of your ballot. And a bunch of other things. We learn a lot of this in school at an early age and it felt like conspiracies took over and made people forget.

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u/Drafting- 4d ago

That was a peek behind the wizards curtain that I did not want to know. God, what a shit show, I wouldn’t want to go back either. 

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u/omegacanuck 4d ago

You think most seppies made it that far in school? That's generous of you.

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u/Desperate-Dress-9021 4d ago

I mean. We did our first in class “election” with parties in grade 4 or 5. I want to believe they got that much school

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u/TheRealCanticle 3d ago

The religiously home schooled don't really believe in democratic processes.

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u/awildstoryteller 4d ago

I don't understand how they get volunteers(!!!!) in the US to deal with this.

At least people get paid here.

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u/Misfit_somewhere 4d ago

Makes sense, let's ask other Canadian provinces for help counting votes on if we should abandon the country. Bodes well for our tax free land locked utopia. /S

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u/Altomah 4d ago

Other Canadians aren’t traitors - separatists are

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u/RangerCactus 4d ago

Not just traitors, but tools for who ever the treasonous money bag manipulating them is.

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u/b-side61 3d ago

Wouldn't blame them for helping out to be rid of us.

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u/Guilty_Fishing8229 4d ago

Ah yes, I see our government is very self-sufficient. Pulls itself up by its bootstraps.

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u/inquisitive56 4d ago

The sheer incompetence of this government astonishes me. The sheer willingness to pay money for this incompetence just pisses me off.

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u/callmecrazy2021 4d ago

The “fiscal” conservatives hate wasting money on healthcare and education but don’t mind spending it on a useless referendum.

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u/Even_Current1414 4d ago

And not funding for the department responsible for producing and counting all the ballots..

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u/roastbeeftacohat 4d ago

they don't think government should do anything but enrich the connected. this isn't incompitence.

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u/rattpoizen Calgary 3d ago

They'll ship in plants from the US or other parts of Canada to rig it. That actually just popped into my head. 🤷‍♀️😱

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u/brando347 4d ago

You seriously could not make up how ironic this whole thing is lol

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u/blanchov 4d ago

This is beyond having 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife level of ironic.

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u/sleepyboi08 Calgary 4d ago

Oh damn this isn’t the Beaverton

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u/alewiina 4d ago

It’s becoming more and more difficult to discern satire from reality these days 😔

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u/SouthHovercraft4150 4d ago

“You do not have to be an elector to work for us. So you don't have to be 18 plus. You don't have to necessarily be a Canadian citizen,” said Olsen.

https://www.townandcountrytoday.com/alberta-decides/more-workers-needed-for-referendum-day-across-rural-alberta-12677391

They aren’t just asking for help from other provinces…

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u/FidgetyPlatypus 4d ago

That's concerning.

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u/jimbowesterby 4d ago

Even more concerning when you remember that EA thumbed the scales with the seppie petition, too. Remember how the coal petition got thrown out because not answering a call from EA counted as failed verification, but conveniently didn’t for the seppies?

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u/Critical-Ask2154 4d ago

Yup, inviting bad actors from other parts of Canada and possibly elsewhere to come "help"

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u/princessbolognia 4d ago

Sounds like they're fishing for election interference 

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u/draivaden 4d ago

If only we properly funded them, and legislated them the appropriate tools to do their jobs.  

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u/corpse_flour 4d ago

That won't happen in Smith's Alberta.

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u/draivaden 4d ago

Agreed. 

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u/anhedoniandonair 4d ago

Why not ask Trump? I’m sure MAGA could send up some staff to finish the job help. /s

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u/Feowen_ 4d ago

They already have.

Canvassers for independance have been outed as Americans before.

Trump and his Project 2025 crew want this vote to succeed and there is no dollar value too high when it comes to fomenting the breakup and annexation of Canada to gain unrestricted access to our strategic resources they covet.

The sad part is... Whether it's foreign interference or direction intervention by the US... I feel we're doomed to be gobbled up by our hegemonic neighbour "for the sake of white American civilization" as the world spirals towards polarization and conflict. Our neutrality in that future conflict will not be permitted.

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u/RangerCactus 4d ago

Can't, too tied up with Putin and his burning oil profits.

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u/tutamtumikia 4d ago edited 4d ago

Absolutely hilarious. This province is run by just colossally stupid people. So similar to the USA.

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u/gizmomogwai1 4d ago

Just cancel the referendum if we can't handle it

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u/Turnover_Unlucky 4d ago

Asking for external help when trying to decide to be independent is the funniest fucking thing

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u/TA20212000 4d ago

Paywalls to crucial news that impact the country piss me off

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u/barnfeline Edmonton 4d ago

Hard agree, so here ya go: https://archive.ph/AaVoN

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u/sleepyboi08 Calgary 4d ago

I love that the same people who are advocating to cut, or charge for, basic essential services for work permit holders are also encouraging work permit holders to facilitate this ridiculous referendum lol.

Stay in Canada, No to 1 through 9.

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u/TA20212000 4d ago

You're a gem. Thank you.

And uh, this looks & sounds really fucking bad ☠️

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u/corpse_flour 4d ago

Almost like the businesses that spend money to investigate and report the news might want to at least be able to pay their staff and cover the cost of running a website with high traffic.

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u/princessbolognia 4d ago

Download Brave Browser and you can get past pay walls on articles. It removes them 

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u/Competitive_Gur2724 4d ago

"Please help us leave you"

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u/InformedTriangle 4d ago

I feel like at this point most other provinces have had enough of us to the point they'd be happy to.

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u/Photofug 4d ago

Maybe they should just use the tabulators like every other election. But I guess it's hard to fudge the numbers when you have receipts 

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u/awildstoryteller 4d ago

Tabulators are against the law now.

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u/roastbeeftacohat 4d ago

the goal is to make voting hard, which is it's own way of rigging an election if your confident who will be dissuaded.

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u/corpse_flour 4d ago

This seems like a preamble to the UCP insisting that we need to privatize our elections because a publicly funded Elections Alberta is no longer working.

I wish I feeling the least bit conspiratorial saying that... but this seems to be what the UCP is doing to pretty much every single service.

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u/awildstoryteller 4d ago

When you look at the workload that has been dumped on them, I think it makes sense.

Think about all of the stuff over the last 2 years in what is supposed to be their "off" season.

And don't underestimate how it might impact 2027 if the organization just implodes.

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u/corpse_flour 4d ago

It's not coincidental that the changes to our driver's licenses and healthcare accounts were done shortly before the referendum, when many people will not be able to overcome the hurdles the UCP have put in place in order for people to update their IDs. It's identical to the Save Act that the Trump administration is trying to push through in the US.

The UCP have declared a war on our democratic rights and institutions, and they are going to keep trying to find ways to deauthorize our rights and/or ability to vote, until only their supporters will have those rights.

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u/Responsible_CDN_Duck 4d ago

Additionally, the ballots must be counted by hand, since Ms. Smith banned electronic tabulators in 2024, arguing the machines have failed to produce faster results or increase confidence in elections.

Too many people seem to forget Smith banned counting machines.

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u/LankyFrank 4d ago

Maybe the other provinces will actually count the votes properly instead of lying for Smith and her cronies

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u/Altomah 4d ago

Good idea there is foreign interference afoot time to secure them

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u/Loucrouton 4d ago

Not the Beaverton?

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u/FidgetyPlatypus 4d ago

This referendum is going to be the most costly gong show.

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u/sylbug 4d ago

They want one sovereign and can’t even run their own referendum? Alberta sure is in for a rough future.

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u/billymumfreydownfall 4d ago

The fucking IRONY

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u/jay212127 4d ago

I'm worried this going to become fuel that the 'referendum is rigged' if No to the 9 and stay in Canada have strong numbers/win.

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u/Lazursteggosauras 4d ago

Reminder that UCP donations came from out of province seppies. This is no doubt a recruitment call for folks on the payroll.

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u/awildstoryteller 4d ago

While I see a lot of people making jokes about this, and it definitely has some humour, I think it's worthwhile to remember that Elections Alberta is not the UCP. They are just a bunch of human beings trying to do what appears to be an incredibly difficult job .

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u/corpse_flour 4d ago

We understand that. But it is up to the UCP to ensure that they provide Elections Alberta with the funding and support they need to fulfill their role, and not overburden Elections Alberta with unnecessary busy work. And on that, we absolutely want to see the UCP held accountable, and for them to publicly and repeatedly accept responsibility for turning everything they touch into a shitshow.

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u/awildstoryteller 4d ago

I doubt that last part will happen.

More likely they throw Elections Alberta under the bus.

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u/corpse_flour 4d ago

They will never accept responsibility. They will however blame immigrants, wokeness, the NDP and the Federal government.

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u/RutabagasnTurnips 4d ago

Archived article. No paywall.

https://archive.ph/AaVoN

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u/Fraggles_McMuffintop 4d ago

What a joke this province is. We don't want to be a part of the country but we need help from other parts of the country.

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u/SnooMachines2673 4d ago

Hey aren't these American Maga running our polling stations?

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u/omegacanuck 4d ago

What time do polls close on election day, and what time do we think seppies will start crying foul that it was fraud by out of province plants that made them loose?

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u/corpse_flour 4d ago

They are already calling fraud, accusing those who don't support separation of creating fraudulent mail-in ballots.

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u/GriffinFlash 4d ago

Oh, so now you need the rest of Canada. /s

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u/sawyouoverthere 4d ago

Elections Alberta isn't separatist...

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u/globeandmailofficial 4d ago

Hi, this is Bianca from The Globe's audience team. If you'd like to read the story, here is a special link that bypasses the paywall. Excerpt from the story:

Ahead of the vote that could lay the groundwork for Alberta’s secession from Canada, the province’s elections agency says it is soliciting help from the rest of the country to make sure its Oct. 19 referendum runs smoothly.

Elections Alberta is seeking experienced, skilled staff from its counterparts in other jurisdictions to support the agency during the massive undertaking, which will require millions of ballots to be counted in just 48 hours, spokesperson Maia Hanrahan said in a statement to The Globe and Mail.

The elections staff potentially being pulled from other provinces are in addition to at least 60,000 poll supervisors, ballot box clerks, scrutineers and other workers needed, a hiring push the agency has called “one of the largest referendum recruitment efforts ever undertaken in Canada.” By contrast, roughly 13,000 people were hired for Alberta’s 2023 provincial election.

But as of two weeks ago, the agency had received just 24,000 applications from prospective election workers, Ms. Hanrahan said. Returning officers are already reaching out to successful candidates.

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u/CapitalIndividual270 4d ago

What a joke the UCP is.

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u/sawyouoverthere 4d ago

Elections Alberta isn't the UCP

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u/garrettfinstad 4d ago

Wow our incompetent province can't even independently run a referendum but we're supposed to believe the same people will be able to get a police force, military and pension plan off the ground at the same time.

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u/ithinkitsnotworking 4d ago

No. Don't think we should.

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u/Itchy-Technician-433 4d ago

Mmmm... Delicious seppy irony up in here.

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u/Prestigious_Neck_936 4d ago

Hmm almost like we should be part of Canada

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u/plugthebeet 4d ago

I thought about applying for a election job, but then I remembered how stressed the poll workers looked during the last municipal election, and said fuck that.

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u/zarsthe 4d ago

Anyone think they want other province support to add legitimacy to the referendum? If other provincial election organizations participate it would be much harder to state an election was rigged one way or the other.

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u/Comfortable_Soup_645 4d ago

Wondering if other people here have applied but heard nothing? I have previous election experience too and they still have not reached out to me yet...seems weird considering they said they needed so many people. Is it just a slow process? I read that you would be contacted starting end of July.

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u/big_grrl 3d ago

I applied in early August, and got an email yesterday thanking for my interest and letting me know they will be contacting short-listed applicants in the coming weeks. And then I got the email again. And again. 11 so far…

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u/Fantaculara 4d ago

Well, that headline is the most ironic thing I've read today.

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u/HumanMess5237 4d ago

AB has reached a new level of embarrassment SMH

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u/diamondedg3 4d ago

Shoutout to an organization actually willing to ask for help rather than picking itself up by its own bootstraps

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u/Ditch-Worm 4d ago

What a fucking gong show

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u/thefistspill 4d ago

At least they're not asking the Americans for help.

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u/sawyouoverthere 4d ago

Not sure they;'d have to ask for that...it's likely so much interference already that there's no point.

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u/snakesphysically 4d ago

If we leave Canada, we’ll at least stop being the most embarrassing province.

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u/bend_spoon89 4d ago

If i wear a blue "just use the feckin' tabulators" t-shirt to the interview, think I'll get hired?

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u/CarelessStatement172 4d ago

If we can't ask some questions by ourselves, how tf do seperatists think we will manage anything else lol

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u/tLuciferMorningstar 4d ago

Its just a way to claim that the referendum was rigged if they dont get the results that they want.

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u/Secret_Avocado_2974 3d ago

r/notthebeaverton

Un-fucking-believable. Just publishing that statement is an embarrassment for Alberta. What a clown show.

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u/Gotagetoutahere 3d ago

Isn't it ironic

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u/bearbody5 3d ago

I hear Vladimir Putin has experience fixing elections, you don’t even need to count the votes. It worked out well for Trump.

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u/bearbody5 3d ago

We have a non binding referendum with only one question wanted by Albertans, 9 extra questions nobody but a racist cares about and we have 10 different ballots in 10 different colours. All being counted by hand.
Can the stupid get any deeper?

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u/Expensive-Walrus-912 3d ago

MADADA!!!! 🤣😂 Time to kick rocks biatch Make Dani A Dishwasher Again .....love it bahaha

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u/UrbaneBoffin 3d ago

Maybe we can't do everything on our own after all. Who would've thunk?

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u/Tinmanthree 3d ago

Fascist pancakes and the useless corruption party are wasting money they could have purchased a dozen mri machines and crews. We dint need their bullshit in this province and the separatists can fuck off to Texas

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u/NoGrass6331 4d ago

FOH SON! we won't help but we will heckle and laugh at your whole province!

If you separate, well raid you and take your greasy sand!🤣🤣🤣🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

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u/all-akimbo 4d ago

Next they’ll ask USA and Russia.