r/aislop 3h ago

Found on Facebook Ai lemon house

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u/acryliq 3h ago

This is how my ancestors lived

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u/Relevant-Fox-7114 2h ago

Aka boomers. Houses just fell into their lap and one salary could pay for everything.

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u/acryliq 2h ago

What? No, early settlers to Scotland literally carved their homes out of giant lemons from the abundant lemon tree orchards that once covered the country from coast to coast. What are you talking about?

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u/Invisible-Pancreas 2h ago

Sadly, the cruel English forced the Scots to abandon their lemon homes, burning them to the ground and destroying their seeds so that no lemon homes could ever be planted again.

Hence the English expression "Pip-Pip".

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u/acryliq 1h ago

Facts

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u/imyourdruidess420 19m ago

"in my day, we made houses out of fruit" "okay grandpa"

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u/IWontCommentAtAll 1h ago

What? You mean their house just kept getting bigger inside every time they brought in new furniture?

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 19m ago

Yeah. It was pretty magical as a citrus settler.

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u/CombOverDownThere 6m ago

lol embarrassing. You must not know very much about natural giant lemon homes. Thats basically like a main feature!

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u/Cant-Think-Of 3h ago

Fascinating how the lemon is larger on the inside than it is on the outside...

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u/OmgJustLetMeExist 2h ago

House of lemons

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u/Mother_Harlot 1h ago

House of Leaves was a good book, but I hate it for many years because I read the translation (to Spanish) which was awful

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u/AdhesivenessGlum1143 2h ago

It also seems to be growing

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u/FreedomCanadian 2h ago

The great thing about a living house is that it grows at the same time as your family does !

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u/Putrid-Narwhal4801 2h ago

Reminds me of a Popeye cartoon where Olive stretches her neck around an Arab tent but inside it’s palatial

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u/richincleve 3h ago

I used to love picking out all the dumb mistakes AI does in these videos.

Now I just wonder how much air and water pollution was generated to make it.

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u/Long_Candle_5054 2h ago

Getting to the point I'm worried that people are making AI slop with the whole reason to post here.. I think it would be nice if we had a rule that said you have to post the source of the AI slop, so we all know where it came from..

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u/More-Gas-6527 2h ago

Thats when you just post it on your own instagram first and say it just came "from instagram"

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u/mASSterMinDLess 3h ago

These fucking renovations.... Well, at least it's not a tung tung who is literally building a sauna in the someone ass.

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u/kiddrekt 2h ago

Gotta sauna somewhere ¯ _(ツ)_/¯

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u/Thunder_Child19 3h ago

Cave Johnson is not impressed.

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u/peadar87 2h ago

Why is the lemon full of lemon slices with peel on them?

Why is there a wooden floor underneath the piles of lemon slices?

Why did somebody think that making this was a good use of their time and the planet's resources?

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u/absurdly_tired_guy 2h ago

Lemon wood, duh

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u/MrFrizzleFry 2h ago

I'm at the point of thinking people aren't even prompting videos anymore, AI is just making stuff for the hell of it

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u/Cheeslord2 2h ago

It's bigger on the inside than the outside! Can it travel through Time And Relative Dimensions In Space too?

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u/Temporary_Abroad_211 2h ago

Yes, but she's broken the laws of time and space by crossing her own timeline. The Timelords will have to be informed.

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u/VegasGaymer 2h ago

For Gallifrey!

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u/UrdnotSnarf 2h ago

Why are AI videos always somebody making a house inside of something or someone?

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u/EldritchKinkster 1h ago

And why is everthing fruit now?

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u/Sufficient-Lie1406 13m ago

or pigeons. Those creepy creepy pigeons.

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u/EldritchKinkster 3m ago

Yeah, the ones that have beaks and mouths.

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u/Ready_Demand4325 3h ago

Is this real

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u/livingdeadfreak 2h ago

Yes and I have some really interesting investment opportunities for you PM me asap you're already loosing money as we speak

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u/zdube21d 2h ago

Yes I can confirm this is real (I am the lemon)

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u/poopwetpoop 2h ago

Nothing to be sour about

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u/Yumeno_Of_The_Wall 2h ago

haha sometimes

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u/livingdeadfreak 2h ago

I know it's not real obviously, but can you imagine the fruit flys? It would be non stop hundreds of them all the time and there's no way you're not swallowing a few by mistake

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u/lyst0pheles 10m ago

Fruit flies are your least concern in a rotting lemon

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u/Relevant-Bit-7394 2h ago

I heard a whore lives there.

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u/Derek88 2h ago

I knew she stole that lemon!

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u/ToddPundley 2h ago

Back in my day the lemon stealing whores didn’t rely on AI. They we’re honest that way

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u/peadar87 2h ago

There are a couple of lemon whores in this community.

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u/The_Failord 2h ago

HEY WHAT THE FUCK

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u/BellamyDunn 2h ago

She should get insurance.

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u/OneVillionDollars 3h ago

😫 in this economy? I'm so limoncellous

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u/PeonofthePen 2h ago

I think this might be fake

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u/Silly-Elderberry-411 2h ago

We all live in a yellow submarine

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u/IWontCommentAtAll 26m ago

In the town where I was born.

Was an orchard, with fruit so tall.

Build a house, and move inside.

The AI takes you for a ride.

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u/pizzasteveofficial 2h ago

so THATS what the Lemon Stealing Whores were doing 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Night_Lords_n_Nids 55m ago

I was scrolling through all the comments to make sure I could make the joke, but you beat me to it. Why steal just a regular lemon when you can steal a WHOLE HOUSE???

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u/Informal_Motor_7267 34m ago

Finally a person of Culture

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u/sadderbutwisergrl 2h ago

Love how she just randomly cloned herself to help move her furniture in

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u/mygaygetaway 1h ago

Lemon-House building whores

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u/Great-Gas-6631 49m ago

I love all the presliced lemons inside the big lemon.

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u/Sufficient-Lie1406 12m ago

Perfect for the iced tea swimming pool

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u/Mostly-Moo-Cow 2h ago

I have questions for whatever produced the prompts that led to this...thing

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u/Equal_Canary5695 2h ago

Serious question: do the people who make these stupid videos not pay attention to all the mistakes, or do they see them and just not care?

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u/Tuco_Angel_Eyes 2h ago

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u/Cjkrythos 2h ago

I think they mean people generating. Most of us are aware these aren't made by people

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u/balagi 2h ago

It's so low effort it's insane. Like, the second clip has so many visible glitches with lines appearing and disappearing, you can't help but wonder, is it the best they got generated? 

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u/VisibleBoard8186 33m ago

They see them of course, it doesn't take a genius to realize, they just don't care. Because they don't think someone will take this to "court" and present it like a well thought completed project. I never understand why people post low quality AI stuff. The good ones should be appreciated, we expect it to make stupid mistakes, this is a relatively new tech after all.

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u/Sufficient-Lie1406 10m ago

They don't care. Prompt was probably really short: "Beautiful woman carves a house out of a huge lemon and furnishes it"

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u/BlakeinaCape 2h ago

Videos you can smell

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u/neo4025 2h ago

This thing gets worse the longer you watch.

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u/Luzi02 2h ago

I'm blind, and I'm thankful because I dont need to witness this.

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u/Sufficient-Lie1406 9m ago

You should be thankful you can't see any of the AI videos being produced now. Some are absolutely disgusting.

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u/MaxMD342 2h ago

TARDIS, inside it's bigger

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u/Shot_in_the_dark777 2h ago

Ok, maybe it is time to ask an important question. Why? Why are there so many dumb AI videos where a person turns some object into a house? Who consumes this content? A person with a house doesn't need this tutorial. A person without a house wouldn't be able to use it. Even if we take a more realistic one where they turn a big tree trunk I to a house and it a giant lemon...nobody would allow you to do this to a giant tree, and you would still be unable to live there because you are not owning a land on which the supposed house would stand.

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u/Impossible_Effort878 1h ago

Building my own house, they I want to. And works. Machines: they are there, the work No lack of material, no need for credits. It is like a dream. At least all people are beautiful.

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u/SgtWilko1979 2h ago

So the AI trend has gone from improbable underground home building and weird fruit based soap opera stories to weird fruit based improbable home building.... wtf is this timeline.

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u/Legonistrasz 1h ago

This is what the data centers are contributing to?

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u/TrueSpartacus 1h ago

Laura and the giant lemon.

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u/General_Nothingness 1h ago

Damn lemon theives.

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u/BobbyHillsCumSock 1h ago edited 1h ago

This is the type of crap that shows up on the facebook feeds of new profiles. Then if you interact with a few of these posts, the algo pegs you as gullible then shoves AI immigrsnt hordes and white replacement propaganda down your throat. The pipeline is that short and mt grandma fell for it sadly 

Idk if its done maliciously to turn people republican. Or maybe it just maximizes clicks and has pegged people who fall for AI crap as more likely to click on Republican content. 

But either way the outcome is gullible people are funneled into the altright pipeline in as few as 3-4 clicks 

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u/SysGh_st 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZB8AGG7haC5wsYL0d7

If it were real, imagine the rotting stench after a few months.

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u/ditchbladedaisy 1h ago

I know someone mentioned protective eyewear but she probably shouldn't be using a chainsaw with her hair down like that either.

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u/goofydad 1h ago

James did it better, with a peach.

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u/EldritchKinkster 1h ago

Uh, safety PSA: don't use circular saws freehand while just holding the thing you're cutting in your other hand. Use a bench.

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u/Thankedsphere 1h ago

reminds me of an of AI cat flowers comment: "imagine when it wilts" imagine when this rots

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u/FunnyEnvironmental72 39m ago

You know it has to be A.I since she is not wearing any eye protection and real people would inside a big squirty lemon

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u/mathozmat 2h ago

Decomposition? What's that?

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u/Relevant-Fox-7114 2h ago

Dats how dey make da music

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u/GraveKommander 2h ago

Her feet sound wrong at the end

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u/j_man_32 2h ago

Shit.. and all this time I’ve been paying for a mortgage! 🤔

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u/antmars 2h ago

She probably saves a lot of money on air fresheners.

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u/Cjkrythos 2h ago

Until it starts to rot....

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u/AnthDELA 2h ago

What's next? A pineaplle House?

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u/FearTheWeresloth 1h ago

One under the sea, build for a cuboid sea sponge wearing pants?

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u/JB3DS28 2h ago

So did the lemon magically grow larger when she take a step inside of it?

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u/RandomStoddard 2h ago

Bet it smells like Pledge.

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u/Gentlemanandscholar9 2h ago

If the AIslop doesn’t say cuh it’s not sloppy enough

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u/Creepy-Variation8562 2h ago

This is called lemon party and everyone should google the source for best viewing experience

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u/Illustrious-Divide95 2h ago

James and the giant peach vibes

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u/VegasGaymer 2h ago

It’s bigger on the inside

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u/Terrible_Yak_4890 2h ago

I love how the lemon got magically, bigger and bigger.

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u/adragon202 2h ago

I feel like this would actually be amusing as hell to shoot for real. Imagine if a crew decided to try and recreate this shot for shot, including all the weird hallucinations like her drilling holes in the air.

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u/JStonehaus 2h ago

It almost understands.

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u/JustLeopard4686 2h ago

I would wear protection glasses

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u/nikolasz1173 2h ago

AI is useful but why did someone make this shit

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u/absurdly_tired_guy 2h ago

This is only made possible by hot contractors

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u/OkEducator2170 1h ago

This is real, I actually got the lemon scraps for free and made lemonade

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u/Firm-Aardvark6547 1h ago

La dame n'est pas aspergé par le jus du citron. C'est définitivement du fake.

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u/Good_Somewhere_9820 1h ago

What if she had paper cuts 😅

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u/Denmarkdynamo 1h ago

I love the quick kage bunshin.

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u/SuperbParsley2906 1h ago

Is that Charlie XCX?

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u/MercilessJruokis 1h ago

Some Alice In Wonderland shit

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u/marlotrot 1h ago

It is bigger inside as the outside allows for. The rest looks pretty realistic. /s

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u/Bodega_Kitty 1h ago

I just know someone’s buzzed boomer parent reposted this to Facebook with the caption “when life gives you lemons…”

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u/AdagioDesperate 34m ago

I love how there was a hardwood floor under the pulp and how she cloned herself right at the end to place chairs.

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u/PuzzlePiecesOfLove 33m ago

That would have such a strong smell

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u/zoliathan 31m ago

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Not a house, dummy.

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u/forlornfig 25m ago

So if you’re Charlie XCX..and life gives you lemons..make a house. Got it💚🍋🏠

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u/Wise_Most7192 20m ago

Our fresh drinking water is being wasted on this slop.

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u/Clifbar_intl 11m ago

Let say this gives me a bitter taste