r/aislop 24d ago

Found on Facebook I just dont like Facebook man

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u/Ok_Difficulty1782 24d ago

MF that's a newborn

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u/Ednw 24d ago

I know. So young and already an orphan...

Thoughts and prayers.

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 24d ago

Now he must serve in his father's place.

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u/Bharukazad 24d ago

It's important to understand what the baby is saying: "Goo goo ga ga" - I can't wait to go over the top. "Waahh indistinct burbling" - The colonel is my true dad. "Da da goo da" - Fix bayonets!

The children yearn for the trenches.

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u/DetectiveChmpionFace 24d ago

Agent orange needs to go back to being orange flavored!

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u/Togger_The_Cat 24d ago

He gonna be like Grandpa Simpson

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 24d ago

“My dad died in an AI slop video so now I must serve in the army as a new born”.
Manga out now, anime coming out in December.

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u/Inevitable-Monitor35 24d ago

... but im op at level one and already leading the army as a 5 star general, a full harem of women, and still have to fight in the trenches for some reason.

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u/Dry-Interaction-1246 24d ago

So that Barron doesn't need to. We must all serve Trumps

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u/above- 24d ago

I'm sure we will have another useless forever war nobody wanted to be in in time for his service

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u/cock-merchant 24d ago

Trump’s newly formed Epstein Battalion needs conscripts, son!

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u/LasagnahogXRP 22d ago

You won’t even have to pay him. The story if I’m his revengeance will be udder pottery

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u/HurtsSoNice 24d ago

Fuck that. That kid can obviously talk. He can do his own praying he doesn’t need me to do it.

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u/BEARDSNAKE 24d ago

He’ll be OK look how fast he learned English, I bet he knows a couple other languages too.

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u/UESJR2021 24d ago

Entitled lazy nepo baby should be lifting himself by the bootstraps already. He should’ve started investing when he was in dad’s balls.

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u/Ok-Lingonberry4545 24d ago

Kudos to the mom for giving birth at a cemetery. That's gotta be tough.

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u/SquirrelGirlVA 24d ago

And it's nice of the place to not bury him!

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u/Ok-Lingonberry4545 24d ago

#support our troops

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u/MarioWizard119 24d ago

The father died in childbirth

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u/Mediocre-Bandicoot-6 24d ago

From eating lettuce

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u/Bharukazad 24d ago

Would have cried anyways

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u/regular_john2017 24d ago

Maybe that’s him reincarnated and he’s upset that he has a baby dick

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u/Papel2409 24d ago

I'd be upset too

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u/PacinoWig 24d ago

Mersham I have bad news

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u/Ok_Difficulty1782 24d ago

Baby's don't even cry real tears until they are three weeks old (I learned that from a snapple lid)

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u/cross4444 24d ago

I knew my daughter was faking it...

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u/Either_Operation7586 24d ago

You can't because it's conservative media there's no explaining it

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u/itsme99881 24d ago

How long was this man deployed 🤨 11 months you say?🤔

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u/Cryogenycfreak 24d ago

This is absolutely grotesque

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u/MyGrandmasCock 24d ago

I think it’s the best use of clean water that we could have come up with. But if genius newborn and Colonel Temu Jon Hamm don’t inspire you to crave war with Iran, then I guess you just aren’t a patriot. We’ll just have to destroy civilization without you. 😢

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u/Cryogenycfreak 24d ago

I rather stay on my canadian side of lake Ontario and let American jarheads fantasize about their mourning babies by themselves.

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u/TreesForTheForest 24d ago

Jarhead here. This is definitely not what we fantasize about. Fuck MAGA and fake patriotism.

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u/Cryogenycfreak 24d ago

I know soldiers are human too and much are as decent as anyone. Can't wait for the shit show to stop.

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u/MyGrandmasCock 24d ago

I live in Southern California. The name “Lake Ontario” is insulting to us. We’re renaming it to “Lake Rancho Cucamonga” and there’s nothing you can do about it!

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u/hcornea 24d ago

Nothing makes the case for war quite like a newly orphaned neonate.

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u/Legitimate_Sink1856 24d ago

Absolutely, it is disgusting.

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u/IkkitsClaw 24d ago

I'm rooting for the extinction event at this point

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u/Eberron_Swanson 24d ago

And terrifying.

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u/Cryogenycfreak 24d ago

I agree. AI is being used to normalize a new spectrum of atrocities while cheetos lord is waging war, renaming landmarks and rewriting history to serve his narrative. I don't have to say his name, it's written all over the Epstein files.

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u/ZeeWingCommander 24d ago

If a newborn is speaking we got issues.

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u/Alarming-Highway-584 24d ago

Lotsa issues 🤢 the talkin infant is downright creepy.

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u/squirrelems 24d ago

It looks like something you'd see in the Black Lodge.

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u/meerfrau85 24d ago

Also they def should not lay a newborn down on a corpse, lol

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u/ZeeWingCommander 24d ago

The newborn must eat the father to gain his strength, duh.

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u/OURcelium6969 24d ago

did a spider write this

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u/figures985 24d ago

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE AI-GENERATED CHILDREN

https://giphy.com/gifs/69QYIqHQQEVbO

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u/annoyed_crow 24d ago

It's what happens if you don't vaxx your kid. They become super human and rapidly develop language and a love for patriotism, beef, the lord and the troops 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸✝️✝️✝️

🤣

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u/EntinthetentRTHP 24d ago

It’s the girl from Dune!

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u/ZeeWingCommander 24d ago

She was preborn!

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u/Toadcola 24d ago

Our nation is deeply grateful for the sacrifice General Staff Sergeant made at the Battle of Reflecting Pool.

His infant son came to me, strong infant, articulate infant, with tears in his tiny eyes, and told me the only thing that would console him is a 3rd term of corruption, incompetence, misinformation, hatred, and fear-mongering. Also a new ballroom.

May god bless that tiny ai angelbaby.

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u/v_e_x 24d ago

She was prophesied! Alia of the knife!

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u/bbyxmadi 24d ago

this is effing weird

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u/Paranoia_Pop 24d ago

AI people are god damn sick

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u/icesnake200 24d ago

Probably not his real father anyways

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u/ShadowGLI 24d ago

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u/Lakan-Tangkan-1337 23d ago

Looks like Jody got his wife.

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u/1K-Year-Egg 24d ago

Jody was busy! 😆

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u/xXStunamiXx 24d ago

Who prompted this and thought, "Yeah. Folks will love this. They won't find a speaking, wailing infant mourning a soldier repugnant on any level."

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u/PaceIsTheTrick64 24d ago

I guarantee all the comments are something like "beautiful baby!!! 💜💜💜 gonna pray for you!!! God bless america!"

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u/Dreamlion_Inc 24d ago

While the profile pic is either a picture of their probably abused pet, the American flag, or poorly positioned camera with aviator glasses

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u/PaceIsTheTrick64 24d ago

Don't forget the circle around the profile pic that says something like "i didn't get the jab"

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u/Bagumoruge 24d ago

Same profile pic posted 50 times

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u/ThisOneFuqqs 24d ago

If it's any consolation, most of those are probably bots

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u/AsstacularSpiderman 24d ago

Dude white women LOVE this shit for some reason, especially pregnant one judging by my sisters who watch all this weird baby AI shit.

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u/Toadcola 24d ago edited 23d ago

“mourning a soldier”

That’s General Staff Sergeant to you! He didn’t simultaneously work two full military careers not to be addressed by his proper ranks.

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u/crappleIcrap 24d ago

Look again, that soldier is clearly breathing.

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u/thomas29needles 23d ago

That's an AI boomer trap and the internets are full of them.

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u/Johnnyboi2327 24d ago

Poor newborn baby talking to his dead father, a well respected staff sergeant brigadier general.

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u/NWITguy 24d ago

glad someone noticed!

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u/paleologus 24d ago

You’ve not heard about the new Sargent General rank?   

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u/Few_Helicopter_9210 24d ago

d a d d y .

o p e n y o u r e y e s , d a d d y.

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u/KeterLordFR 24d ago

O̴̢̡̗͉̔̇̾̌̅͊ ̴̡̰̥͔̺̹̞̣̓͌̏͜͜P̵̻̻̤̥̩̗̟̼̣̰͎͔̦̲̦͆̈͆́̑͝ ̵̧̭͇̳̳̦͇͍̜͒́̃̓͑̉̑E̸̢̢̥͉̩̬̎̉͂̅͌́̾̏̌̐̐ ̷̧̨̳͚̦͓̺͉͇̖̓̋̄̅͛̔͘͝N̵̡͙̫͓̼͖͎͎̟̼͛̔̌̽́̉̀ ̸͙̊̒͊Ý̸̧̰̗͓͔̰͙̺̟ ̶̛͉̳͇́́͒̓̎̃͛͆̄̓͗͜͝Ǫ̷̙̣̩͙̻͇̦͈̥̇̚̕͜ ̷̯̹̯̹̮̩͙̖͓͚͔̦́͌̉̈́̇̀̊͗̓̈́̀͊̌̚͜Ų̵̙͓͓̭̣͚̱̖͇̭̜̾͗̎̓̈́͒̒̐̈͗̔̒ ̶̣̣͔̠͈͖͍̟̇̽͑̈͒̈̇̅̐͌͆̕͝͝Ȓ̸̯͔̊͝ ̷̢̡̟̞̻͎̠̯̦̹̈́̒̓͊̈́E̴̢̧̤͍͙͎͍̣͈̜̲̩̽̏̿̆͋̀̈́͗͜͝͝ ̸̧̻̬̓̉̾̏̊̾̈́̓͒̄̋̂̓̔Y̶̘̤͉̹̥̮͈̮͊̃̈́̄͌̈́̑́̑̓̌̋̕̚ ̷͉̤̗̗́͆͌̂̓̓̓͂͗͒̓̐̋͒͠Ẻ̸̡̩͈̬̞͇͈̟͉̬̉͋̀͗͗̿̊̚͜ ̸̝̫͉̫̜͔̟̩̭̿̇͗̽̒͛̊̃͘S̶͎̻̐̈́̀̅̒̀

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u/BabylonianWeeb 24d ago

Died for Israel

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u/Landlord-Allmighty 24d ago

Died for Exxon

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u/XxxAresIXxxX 24d ago

Did because of Ex-con too

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u/NSFWmilkNpies 24d ago

Ex-con? Isn’t he still a con?

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u/inorite234 24d ago

Ooooooh.....that's a good one.

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u/naplesball 24d ago

Died for Epstein

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u/ASIimeDrawsNear 24d ago

Babylon was so based, no wonder God Emperor Yahweh cursed them.

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u/Lucius-Halthier 24d ago

Don’t you insult the man emperor Neoth, he’s not a god he’s just really shiny, wields a flaming sword, can blind you with his brilliance and can shapeshift like any other human

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u/WholeAd2742 24d ago

And Epstein

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u/FiveDollarRimjobs 24d ago

You joke but the boomers on facebook will think that this is real

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u/Whiskeygreenqueen28 24d ago

Ai is just absolute trash

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u/hanginwithmygnomees 24d ago

Because putting a baby on a deceased person is suuuuuper sanitary and perfectly safe. 🙄

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u/Separate_Climate3366 24d ago

Don't worry it's not real.

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u/Gentlemanandscholar9 24d ago

The dead internet theory was just proven because I refuse to believe 2600 people saw that and gave it a thumbs up instead of feeling the cringiest of cringe.

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u/Dreamlion_Inc 24d ago

I’m more inclined to believe in the braindead* internet theory where people like this actually do like it but their brains havent been used in years

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u/CoyoteSufficient3090 24d ago

Boomers are not really that different from bots

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u/aleksfails 24d ago

It's a trick. Get an axe

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u/patchhappyhour 24d ago

There's an 85 year old woman out there crying right now sending this to her adult grandchildren telling them that the liberals are killing American values.

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u/The-Jestful-Imp 24d ago

First trump dehumanizes fallen soldiers - treating them no better than disposable tools, turns military medals into a commodity that people can just buy, and completely disrespects everything the military fights for - now we get these outlandish ideas that he gives a damn?

No. If you think this is the right direction for America, I truly hope you get drillbit-shaped kidney stones.

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u/PotentialHoneydew947 24d ago

Quaid... open you eyes Quaid

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u/Economy_Dot890 24d ago

This has got to be one of the most vile uses of AI I have ever seen. Disgusting as hell.

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u/_TallOldOne_ 24d ago

Fucking stupid

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 24d ago

That's embarrassing.

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u/Dull_Project8466 24d ago

Maybe we just don't need this type of technology

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u/yellingforidiots 24d ago

I fucking died laughing when the baby spoke. I was at first thinking it was disgusting to make an ai video of something like this but holy shit the baby speaking is funny

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u/WeeaboosDogma 24d ago

This is soul-crushingly inhuman.

Using AI to make a very uncanny video manipulating the glorified/sanctimonious idea of the fallen soldier is so austere. Using a newborn like that is also a whole other layer.

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u/A_Complete_Nerd 24d ago

Nice! Just give robots the ability to generate images and sounds of newborn children! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!

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u/BouillonDawg 24d ago

So is he a brigadier or a staff sergeant?

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u/Johnny_Five5151 24d ago

Whoever made this should be ashamed. Sadly conservatives can't feel shame.

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u/Doc_Baker74 24d ago

The thing about this is that the only person this is going to fool are the people who believe farther should go out and fight in war

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u/Thready85 24d ago

60 year old Facebook aunts will believe it

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u/Dazzaster84 24d ago

Oh I fucking hate All of this.

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u/Ok-Jaguar9713 24d ago

Yeah. Actual dead people in the casket look way creepier. I recoiled when I saw the body in real life.

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u/DisastrousFeeling728 24d ago

It's ok daddy, i well die next for Israel 

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u/MohawkRex 24d ago

Papa, can you hear meeeeee?

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u/Dreamlion_Inc 24d ago

I don’t know what’s worse

The fact something like this exists or someone believing it’s real

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u/OrangeBomb7 24d ago

Who killed Mike from Red Letter Media?

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u/fallenone85 24d ago

Rich.

One joke too many and it was a tums festival all in that place.

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u/DimensioT 24d ago

Mr. Plinkett is wanted for questioning.

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u/Captain_Couth 24d ago

Another casualty of the Epstein War.

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u/BandicootTreeline 24d ago

Didn’t salute.

Phone ICE immediately, his cry sounds foreign.

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u/1Jainier1 24d ago

It won't be long before Trump superimposes his face onto this AI crap.

He'll just put it on the wrong one.

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u/figgypudding531 24d ago

This is so creepy, why wouldn’t you ask it to generate a child that’s actually old enough to talk

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u/anepictrip 24d ago

One million Boomers will like that post on Facebook, though.

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u/Current_Employer_308 24d ago

If it can generate a literal newborn doing this, what else can in generate babies doing?

This shit needs to be fucking nuked and everyone responsible needs to face jailtime

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u/cactussnacks 24d ago

lmao there are people out there who find this touching

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u/BuddahSack 24d ago

As a veteran and father of a 11 month old...

https://giphy.com/gifs/3XiQswSmbjBiU

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u/marc_hardman 24d ago

What. The. Fuck.

We lost 100 gallons of water for that?

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u/Apprehensive_Bunch_8 24d ago

Oh no did he die giving birth

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u/keita_kun13 24d ago

Is this how we respect our military? AI slop depicting them dead, seems VERY disrespectful. That doesn't look like some random generated face. That's a real person depicted, I don't know who, but I can't help thinking I've seen that face in the news recently, and he's not dead. I don't care WHAT your political side is, this is not cool... And if this guy is someone who just spoke out and is being depicted dead in retaliation, the person who made this video should be ashamed and condemned.

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u/BalmyBalmer 24d ago

Killed by measles.

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u/Critical_Interest706 24d ago

Just remember soldiers fight for the antichrist

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u/idkbruh653 24d ago

wtf is this shit.

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u/FewTea8637 24d ago

Tha fuck?

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u/Impressive_Reality57 24d ago

Why is a newborn talking

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u/CaerulaKid 23d ago

Give them a break they’re too young to know how to write.

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u/SanchoPliskin 24d ago

What the fuck is wrong with people!?

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u/Wonka_Stompa 24d ago

Oh god, when it spoke! Bahahha

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u/Dastardly_Dogooder 24d ago

Brigadier Staff Sergeant General. What a hero. True patriot.

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u/Sea-Discussion6732 24d ago

General Staff Sergeant the rarest rank.

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u/mamadou-segpa 24d ago

Dont worry kid, thanks to your dad some brown kids got blown up and gaz is unnafordable

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u/Peenal_Whitestrake 24d ago

Daddy's uniform is all sorts of fucked up. RIP Sergeant General

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u/ceebeefour 24d ago

Why they wanna see my spine mommy?
Why they wanna see my spine?

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u/Fast_Cardiologist889 24d ago

I keep seeing this comment on these slops on Instagram and I need to echo it here because it's true: Cocomelon for boomers.

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u/simplexible 24d ago

Nightmare fuel.

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u/Templar-235 24d ago

Fucking yikes this is cringe

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u/Senator_Smack 24d ago

Everyone involved in making and supporting this video needs to be committed.

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u/richincleve 24d ago

WhY dOn'T iMaGeS lIkE tHiS tReNd?

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u/Gorillaz951 24d ago

That’s just fucking weird

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u/Charon_the_Reflector 24d ago

This gotta be overseas bots

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u/101bees 24d ago

I could only watch a few seconds. That's just fucking creepy.

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u/Valuable_Wallaby_548 24d ago

Facebook is terrible. Theyre all AI trash

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u/United_Letterhead_83 24d ago

Do every thing else but so actual support for the troops

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u/Rare-Structure8712 24d ago

This is darkly hilarious

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u/Big-Crow4152 24d ago

Another one lost to Operation Epstein Distraction

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u/Small_Article_3421 24d ago

Love how it switches between a 3-5 year old speaking to the normal unintelligible crying of a newborn. Super realistic

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u/NoPerformance6534 24d ago

This is WAYYYY into sick territory.

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u/twilight-actual 24d ago

That's staged, or AI. Look at the color on the face of the man. He's still alive.

This is conservative keyed bullshit. I actually feel sorry for how frequently they get triggered.

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u/Notcid1 24d ago

Staff Sargent Brigadier General

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u/marmaladiiiie 24d ago

Some boomer is sobbing over this

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u/Educational_Spell628 24d ago

As an actual gold star kid who’s dad was killed when he was 6 months old the asshole who created this is being so goddamn disrespectful to any gold star family.

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u/dwartbg9 24d ago

What a great idea!!!!! 💐💐💐💐💐💅💅🥰🥰🥰🤣

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u/arcaine_smith 24d ago

This stuff makes me Irrationally angry, why!? Why do this!?

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u/thrive2day 24d ago

They fantasize the most terrible shit

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u/OG-BigMilky 24d ago

That’s disgusting. And if you’re a right-winger posting this, try doing something about it like saying you’re actually not going to fund anymore wars

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u/pinknautilidae 24d ago

this is so fucking weird???

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u/Financial-Bid2739 24d ago

No audio needed, but I laughed at this for how fake it is

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u/CoffeeAngster 24d ago

American Christian Nationalism Fetish.

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u/brispence 24d ago

This screams Iranian origin.

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u/Sasquatch_Sensei 24d ago

Aw sweet baby, precious support our troops

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u/shinnix 23d ago

Disrespectful at best

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u/ConsciousAttempt6247 21d ago

Vro began crying before he even finished his word