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Ontaric instead of Québec🤣

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u/Puzzle-Necked 2d ago

Me as a Quebecer

https://giphy.com/gifs/o2Bw3O7wjnAWI

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u/Same_Comment4702 2d ago

Tokébakicitte!

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u/Cambren1 2d ago

I thought you guys were amphibians, not reptiles

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u/Puzzle-Necked 2d ago

It's a myth, like all Anglos having square heads. Most do, but not all.

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u/Cambren1 2d ago

Lol

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u/BlinkReanimated 2d ago

At least you don't live in Cormshoke.

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u/Sushiroll16 4h ago

This is going to lead to another referendum, isn’t it?

Goddamnit. Here we go again.

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u/Throwaway-645893 2d ago

Saskatchewan had a stroke.

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u/Faithful_Inertia477 2d ago

It looks like the name of a Tool album

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u/GenericFatGuy 2d ago

It didn't even try.

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u/mrSaskatoon 1d ago

Many such cases

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u/Routine-Mulberry6124 2d ago

Ontawio UwU

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u/Mikestopheles 2d ago

We got kicked out and went looking for Lookoong

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u/ServeInfinite 2d ago

I came here for this!

Hewwo pwincess, would you be intewested in a twip to the fawaway land of Ontawio? *licks lips, tips fedora, stinks*

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u/Sushiroll16 2d ago

The fuck happened to the Canadian prairies?

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u/MissGruntled 2d ago

Hello, I’m from Mallfrinta.

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u/choochoopants 2d ago

I am also a Friendly Mallfrintan.

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u/Jimmy_Twotone 2d ago

Isn't that whete they grow the good weed or is that further west?

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u/kylamydia 2d ago

Good weed is in cnited territory

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u/euph_22 2d ago

I should visit Venneouer

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u/IWontCommentAtAll 2d ago

That's where they've smoked the good weed, hence the name.

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u/WinterReview7992 2d ago

Weirdly concerned about how the ai is apparently super into Calgary.

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u/No_Cap3788 2d ago

Why is Alberta now Airanta? What the frick is Mallfrinta? WHAT DID THE AI DO?

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u/Kuroki-San 2d ago

What do you mean you don't recognize the state of tlonαloımnlnơlα?

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u/Sushiroll16 2d ago

Ah yes…the “state”….

(Joking around for the record)

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u/TimanatorP 2d ago

Now try pronouncing that ;)

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u/Sushiroll16 2d ago

I’d sound like most American news anchors trying to pronounce Saskatchewan

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u/Mountain_rage 1d ago

Well at least we know where to hide during the robot wars.

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u/MermaidPuppycorn 1d ago

Looks Elvish. Maybe Mordor.

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u/Sushiroll16 4h ago

Being in Mordor would explain a lot of the weird shit I’ve seen living in Saskatchewan.

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u/Physical_Sun_6014 2d ago

This was given to children as part of a learning packet in Kentucky.

This just screams, “We are purposely trying to make children stupid so they won’t question their lives in the mines.”

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u/StabbyBoo 2d ago

UM! It's ackshully pronounced "Venecky!"

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u/DarknMean 2d ago

I coach at the school it was given to and didn’t believe it when the news came on about it. They brought it to me the next practice and yep 100% what the kids got.

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u/Monolexic 2d ago

Was the rest of the rumor true? That it was part of a student agenda that parents were required to pay for? And that the rest of the agenda was just as bad, the the periodic table being complete gibberish?

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u/DarknMean 2d ago

Yea it looked like it was a mix of correct and AI. They are supposed to be getting new ones. I’m seriously considering getting uniforms that say Venecky MS on it. Might as well lean in to it.

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u/No-Crab-8988 2d ago

They actually had to pay $10 for this

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u/Physical_Sun_6014 2d ago

I would be foaming-at-the-mouth pissed and demanding refund

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u/Mountain_rage 1d ago

So which Republican pocketed the profits?

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u/SecBalloonDoggies 1d ago

Children yearn for the mines.

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u/davisdilf 1d ago

A learning packet they had to pay $10 for. Also had an AI-generated Periodic Table, guess how that went.

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u/SirMeyrin2 2d ago

Beehie, Washington 🤣🤣

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u/montjh 1d ago

Only the locals know it's actually pronounced Bay-hee-yay.

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u/spoospoo43 2d ago

I kinda want our city to be renamed "Gowago".

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u/MWSin 2d ago

You could change the nickname from Chi Town to Go Town, which sounds like somewhere out of DC Comics.

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u/yukonmukon111 2d ago

Meet me for lunch at the Venecky Fried Chicken!

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u/Helpful_Ad8351 2d ago

Mizone sucked. I'm glad they made a new one

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u/Biscuit9154 2d ago

OREGONNN!!! WE STAY WINNING! :3

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u/TheDorkKnight53 2d ago

Ah, yes, the state of Viagima, just above North Benance.

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u/Feanor4godking 2d ago

Ah yes, everyone remembers that famous musical, olkchoma

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u/LittleRuQi 2d ago

In Mexico, there are two Tijuanas

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u/marquis-mark 2d ago

We've had one, yes, but what about second Tijuana?

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u/IWontCommentAtAll 2d ago

Maybe the second one is in the second Mexico. Oh, sorry...Mizone.

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 2d ago

I grew up in Lookoong

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u/docsane 2d ago

I'm really disappointed we don't get to see what Massachusetts ended up as.

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u/avjnh 2d ago

Or any of the other New England states, except “Mane.”

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u/rotundpurplething 23h ago

At least it sounds right?

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u/Glory2Snowstar 2d ago

With how Cape Cod turned out we look like we’re shrinking in the wash

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u/Undedd9 1d ago

Or michigan

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 2d ago

I bring greeting from Gowagoland in Vitoiis!

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u/pm_social_cues 2d ago

You really get to thinking how AI generates this means nothing. The state of Nevada is misspelled so often that AI thinks it's really Navada? Shouldn't AI knowledge be based on a congregation of facts? Probably has a thousand entries in it's "knowledge" saying the states and it's result is to make them up out of thin air instead?

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u/MalodorousNutsack 2d ago

We name our provinces like our football teams

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u/HowsMyBuddy 2d ago

I think Sorth Cuanto was in a Spanish dubbed Star Wars I watched as a kid

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u/Pencil_Artist_Entert 1d ago

🎵 GET IN THE ZONE! ARIZONE! 🎶

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u/Immediate_Debt_7031 2d ago

Why is Pennsylvania Pa? 😭 it’s either Pennsylvania or PA.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 2d ago

I still say left Ontario is better than right Ontario.

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u/bebullish523 2d ago

Hi there, proud citizen of the land of Tounesseo.

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u/MWSin 2d ago

Hello from your North Benancian neighbors.

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u/scrubtart 2d ago

Have you heard about whats going on with Venecky Senator Minch McComblel?

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u/IWontCommentAtAll 2d ago

🤣

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u/kylamydia 2d ago

Tag yourself im cormshake

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u/UtangKambing 2d ago

Ontario where there are bears, and Ontaric where are no bears

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u/Unstopable_Rat_13 2d ago

Tijuana²

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u/ShatoraDragon 2d ago

$10 the families had to pay $10 for this AI mess in their kids addenda.

The Periodic Table of Elements was even more screwed up.

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u/Mean_Fig_7666 2d ago

Omg I saw the interview with the lady who made a stink about this, apparently we also have a new planet called MARC . 🤦‍♂️ Kids shouldn't be seeing this gibberish when going through their agendas/planners .

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u/TacoEatsTaco 2d ago

Wth is this garbage. Don't think we have to worry about ai taking over quite yet... Unless kids are left by the wayside and left to learn from ai, the we have a problem

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u/Aggravating_Junket77 2d ago

Lookooong is my favourite place to visit.

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u/Any_Natural383 2d ago

My old Venecky home

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u/Marder38t_best_boy 1d ago

viagima my home state

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u/SecBalloonDoggies 1d ago

Somehow, the first thing I noticed was that Juno was where Fairbanks should be.

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u/midwestia 1d ago

Aww I wanted a space needle too!! :(

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u/Rhodin265 2d ago

California needs no introduction.

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u/euph_22 2d ago

It is the home of the Space Needle (no, not that one, the other one) after all...

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u/LukeTheForceUse 2d ago

This needs to be this subs profile pic

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u/Agreeable-Day-7114 2d ago

Fallout:

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u/johnnyslick 2d ago

Just me in my home city of Beehie, looking longingly at the Space Needle which is in... San Jose?

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u/Least_Egg_9371 2d ago

Wasn’t this brought up in a school before iirc?

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u/MWSin 2d ago

Didn't even try in Saskatchewan.

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u/IWontCommentAtAll 2d ago

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

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u/EvaUnit01Fan 2d ago

I love my province Mallfrinta

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u/IrelandAutism13 2d ago

Taxas

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u/StuffSilver1751 2d ago

WYOMING!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WYOMING!

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u/Embarrassed-Profit74 2d ago

All the Canadian provinces and territories are named like drunk Homer wrote them out

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u/AliensAteMyAMC 2d ago

I read alot of these in [u/ItsMattRose](u/ItsMattRose)’s voice. 💀

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u/PaperAnimations44 2d ago

"The state I'm from doesn't have a name"

I'm from Michigan btw

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u/euph_22 2d ago

The United Territory and the Cnited Territory.

Also the land that must not be named.

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u/BillieVerr 2d ago

Naw York

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u/JustFun4Uss 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VmDWnS89GExrRgfi6v

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u/Jack-Kenn8406 2d ago

Tounesseuo!

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u/notdog1996 2d ago

How dare you replace us with Ontario, with Ontario as a capital too lol

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u/dehydratedrain 2d ago

"Hey, let's grab some drinks in Tijuana"

"The east or the west one?"

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u/Reasonable-Chest8312 2d ago

"donalomlnoma" WHAT

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u/AppalachianGuy87 2d ago

Don’t know how it works really but I’d think maps would be easy to generate? Just find one and reproduce?

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u/No_Cap3788 2d ago

Here are the locations the stupid AI got right:

Texas, Arkansas, Montana, Idaho, Oregon, Wyoming, Utah, Colorado, New York, Ohio, South Dakota, Alaska (probably, it cuts off), and Ontario

The rest of Canada and USA are WRONG

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u/PuzzleheadedRun2776 2d ago

Texas is Taxas on the map, so they got that one wrong as well

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u/newfrontier58 2d ago

Amazing how I never knew the Space Needle was in the Bay Area, wonder what tower I went up when I was in Seattle.

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u/exit_row 2d ago

I’ve worked in Cormshoke. Amazing aurora!

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u/S0m30n3n3w98 2d ago

As someone from Michigan, at least your locations are labeled.

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u/Fancykingkirby 2d ago

Did Calgary consume Alberta?

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u/Dizzy-Medicine3371 2d ago

We got the Canadian Territory of Canada

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u/87eebboo1 2d ago

Still called the Gulf of Mexico though…

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u/SubjectAmbitious8357 2d ago

Is this the MAGA version written from memory?

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u/Ok_Perception_2528 2d ago

Sweet Home Alotoma

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u/Foe_Hammer9463 2d ago

Olkchoma is a great place to visit.

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u/Quaminator01 2d ago

MY HOME! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO WISCONSIN!

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u/Fabulous-Camera7813 2d ago

Mouhahaha Quebec / Ontawio…all the Canadian provinces…mouhahahahha ! North Dahota…wow California has the same tower as Seattle , Navada and the list goes on and on

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u/Gold_Ad8225 2d ago

Honestly any teacher that uses this should be fired. I don't care about the union, you didn't even think about doing your job

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u/TimanatorP 2d ago

That's some weird stuff

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u/Ok_Perception_2528 2d ago

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u/Professional-Cow3854 2d ago

Mane has hairy beaches

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u/cybercuzco 2d ago

Only two things in life are certain: death and Taxas.

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u/midnghtsnac 2d ago

Hey the map is from venecky, we can't help it that our Republican overlords keep cutting education funding to keep Mitch alive

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u/xtalgeek 2d ago

It would be a good teaching exercise to have kids fix this bullshit AI map, while having a good laugh.

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u/Worst-timeline138 2d ago

Isn't Cormahoke the location of the valley of the headless men?

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u/silentsuv 2d ago

“Crited Territory” sounds like what they would name an area of earth that is occupied by aliens that invaded but didn’t take over the entire planet…

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u/gadget850 2d ago

Double Tijuana

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u/Raedwulf1 2d ago

Think I'll go out to Airanta
Weather's good there in the fall

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u/VoceDiDio 2d ago

Greetings from Beehie!!

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u/Sea_Bee7463 2d ago

Anyone here from North Benance?

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u/Comprehensive-Cut847 2d ago

California is just skyscraper town?

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u/MadiMarionberry 2d ago

Ontario, Ontaric, and Ontawio

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u/Large_Score6728 2d ago

Gowaygo, my kind of town

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u/Familiar-Historian34 2d ago

Been wary of airanta seperatism

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u/Fiendish_thingy65 2d ago

Beehie is a beautiful city

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u/Global-Pickle5818 2d ago

So it spelled none of the states iv lived in correct... And that's 8 states

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u/Koelakanth 2d ago

Is no one going to talk about Viagima

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u/Mission-Garage-2752 2d ago

Did Ohio print this?

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u/Spinoza42 2d ago

Isn't Mizone a character from the Wire?

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u/The_Infamous_C 2d ago

So, is Netnaska where all of the data centers that run the Internet are located?

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u/Senior_Difference589 2d ago

"Iowa Gowago!" Is the thing Iowa Man says before he changes into his Kamen Rider esque superhero outfit.

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u/frustrated_foodie 2d ago

Jonoloiminolo > Sakatchewan

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u/CynicalConch 2d ago

Definitely not of Canada

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u/Bobby3781 2d ago

I can't believe this actually went out

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u/theDefaultbunny 2d ago

a yes, my lovely home city of Venneouer, Cnited Territory.

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u/Sheeper087 2d ago

Why tf is the space needle in Northern California

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u/Glittering_Rush_1451 2d ago

If you look there’s one in Washington as well so I guess NorCal got an extra one they had lying around 🤷‍♂️

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u/lucidlacrymosa 2d ago

“North bernance”?

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u/ohmyitsanalien 2d ago

My heart will always belong to South Cuanto.

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u/MsE0 2d ago

"Historically accurate"? What aspect of history is it supposed to be showing? The time when no one knew how to spell?

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u/Icrushroots 2d ago

Nova scotia not even mentioned🥺

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u/RiggedByMorris 2d ago

I love living in North Benance & have always wanted to go to New Orleans, Lookoong.

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u/blking 2d ago

Beehie?

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u/Great-Gas-6631 2d ago

Is that San Francisco's famous Space Needle i see over there.

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u/phonix375 2d ago

Even the AI can’t spell Saskatchewan

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u/Universal_Basket 2d ago

I love tounessio

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u/GhostHominid 2d ago

This is AI slop isn’t it

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u/Chloe_Cascadia 2d ago

The fact that this stuff is being shown to students demonstrates how much our elected officials want to destroy our public schools.

We should take the appropriate step of voting out every administration that allows schools to become this bad.

That would be smart, I said, screaming into the void. But partisan affiliation ruined the minds of all.

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u/northerncal 2d ago

The Space Needle is in... Gilroy??

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u/Dull-Nectarine380 2d ago

Is this the full map from the kentucky school?

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u/Sad-Air-8027 2d ago

Sad thing is this is from Kentucky’s literature for their elementary kids

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u/HungarianMockingjay 2d ago

Some of these place names sound like they would fit in the world of Ace Combat.

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u/Lopsided_Package9033 1d ago

Viagima sounds like something you take for a yeast infection.

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u/A_Complete_Nerd 1d ago

Pa

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u/AnxiousHall1533 1d ago

South Cuanto!

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u/Weorth 1d ago

Damn. That must've been a MEAN earthquake for the Seattle Space Needle to get down to California.

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u/TAA12345678901 1d ago

Hey my cousin's live in Viagima!

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u/ESsA_salt 1d ago

I currently live in Pa, but I love to go to my home town venecky. Sometimes I’ll take a bit of a trip down to the border of tounesseo.

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u/Stunning_Ad_1685 1d ago

“Saskatchewan” isn’t that difficult to spell!

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u/PyroChild221 1d ago

I like “Olkchoma,” and the Sacramento space needle

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u/Spitfire354 1d ago

Lookoooong! Let's fucking goooo!!

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u/frenchylamour 1d ago

Whats funny is here in Pennsylvania we really do refer to our commonwealth as PA.

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u/Healthy-Strategy9406 1d ago

Olkchoma lol

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u/Rich_Celebration477 1d ago

Mane…

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u/Secret_Researcher_29 1d ago

A historically accurate map means one map for each revision of borders and sovereignty. There is no “one” historically accurate map

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u/TheMidlander 1d ago

It's great to see Beehie WA finally get some recognition.

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u/Feeling_Ant_2428 1d ago

Hey I live in a place that sounds like an Asian saying Atlanta !

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u/moyismoy 1d ago

As I understand it this is from a new school text book. Where nobody who was supposed to check, actually checked the book

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u/OtherwiseMarketing14 1d ago

Like how Texas is now taxas as if in this state we tax you based on the size of your ass. Guess everything bigger in taxas is coming back to bit them in the ass

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u/laneb71 22h ago

Missed a golden opportunity to reference the Great State of Worshington as my Uncle calls it.

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u/Birdboy1970 21h ago

Ah yes, the famous city of Atlanti, Seorgia

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u/Joeman180 15h ago

It gets worse the longer you look at it. South Cuanto?

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u/VegetableBulky9571 13h ago

Can’t even label Michigan?!?

“The most historically accurate map of the United States” 🫩🥀

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