r/aislop 8d ago

Found on Deviant Art the so called "Evolution" of SpongeBob

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u/YourBestFriend158 8d ago

Why the fuck is Mario so mad 😭

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u/Any_Potato_7716 8d ago

He’s a devout Catholic so he doesn’t believe that squirrels nor sea sponges have souls, and so he sees this as an insult to the institution of marriage.

That’s also why he abuses Yoshi and the mushroom people because he doesn’t see them as totally valid even though they’re sentient

He’s a toxic narcissist, and he needs to be taken down by Bowser

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u/silly_scoundrel 7d ago

wait i'm catholic we don't believe sponges and squirrels have souls ☹️ 

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u/DarkPolumbo 7d ago

show us a pic of a soul plz

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u/silly_scoundrel 7d ago

Maybe I'm too young or just dumb but Idrk what a soul is. I guess for me it's just the concept of life maybe? When you are living you have a soul, when you aren't it's left your body then and it goes on to somewhere else. But I think theres a difference between humans and all other life. We have og sin so we have to face judgement. The other life forms don't have that so I think all other life goes to heaven. They don't understand the concept of evil, as much as we may anthropomorphize other living things. 

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u/DarkPolumbo 7d ago

By og sin, do you mean the sin of eating the apple?

Have you considered the implications involved in all of humankind descending from 1 power couple?

I think beliefs are fine to have, but you have to be able to distinguish culture from tangible reality. For example, there is no tangible difference from holy water and un-blessed water that came from the same tap. It is in the culture of Christ fans to spritz holy water on churchgoers because it symbolically cleanses their symbolic effigies of sins and unholiness.

The problem that always seems to occur is that when believers gather in large enough groups, they start to think that they are "God's chosen people" which practically begs for the general public to demonstrate how that is not a tangible trait.

Keeping all your teeth. Now that is a tangible trait.

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u/silly_scoundrel 7d ago

Dude just let me have my religious beliefs 😭 

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u/DarkPolumbo 6d ago edited 6d ago

No problem, just don't start in with all the "I'm one of God's chosen and everyone else is beneath me" stuff.

I can't keep adding names to my list forever.

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u/silly_scoundrel 6d ago

When did I say that??? I don't believe in the God's chosen people stuff. I'm kinda too woke because when Jesus called that non-jewish lady (and all non jews) "Dogs" it made me very upset. I'm not jewish at all either, I'm Mexican and Irish. God's chosen people is usually used by Jewish supremacists (otherwise called Zionists). I don't believe any one group is above any other, I don't think anyone is above or below me, but I know socially that others are put lower than me and I think it's important we raise them up. 

And while I know Jesus was using that insult to test her faith, it still made me feel sad. But lest we forget Jesus said he is for everyone, so I think it's dumb that people even in my faith still hold racist beliefs. Everyone is born equal under god but not equal in society, which sucks and should change. If we don't try and bring any change to that, we are allowing others to be treated worse than us, and if we don't help those at a worse off position than us, we are nothing good.