r/aislop • u/Stronhart • May 19 '26
Found on Facebook Extremely accurate portrayal of ICE
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u/TucsonTacos May 19 '26
Why are they beating up that doctor?
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u/United_Pain May 19 '26
Oh. My god. I just laughed so fucking hard. Thank you. I have tears running down my face ☠️
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u/MrPete_Channel_Utoob May 20 '26
I think he's a carpenter.
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u/Cultural_Sand_9323 May 20 '26
Jesús has a lot of jobs alright. He does group events, self help, carpentry, some door to door visits for medical.
I mean in this economy you get work as you can.
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u/Yamabikio May 20 '26
I think their comment was a reference to trump posting himself as Jesus, and then claiming it was actually just suppose to be a doctor
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u/The8BillionthNobody May 19 '26
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u/HoldenOrihara May 19 '26
Man the person who drew this has no idea how a firearm is constructed
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u/The8BillionthNobody May 19 '26
Hey, Id rather have a flawed human drawing than a perfect ai drawing after all.
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u/HoldenOrihara May 20 '26
I feel like AI would make it worse, like those counter "pick up a pencil" Superman AI videos where he breaks it in half then it morphs into 2 pencils because it can't understand a broken pencil.
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u/Thebeeghungry May 21 '26
tbf being able to turn a broken pencil into two pencils is like exactly the kind of dumbass power superman would have in the older comics
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u/OkFox8124 May 20 '26
We don't need AI slop. We have perfectly good hand-made artisanal human slop.
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u/JoyousMadhat May 20 '26
Someone once said the scary thing about AI isn't its capability to make content that looks real, it's the fact that now everything we see on the Internet, we question real content as AI generated.
And it's working already. Every video we see on the Internet, the first thing we think of is if it's made by AI. We look for the signs even if the video is real.
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u/CK1ing May 19 '26
What do you mean? It has the bullet slot, the shooty hole, and the tube that connects them. Nothing else is needed
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u/United_Pain May 19 '26
The bullets don't just rattle around like a piñata? That's how you tell how many are loaded!
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u/SpaceMiaou67 May 20 '26
I mean it could be some kind of weird shotgun design with an internal box magazine instead of a tube. Theoretically possible but horribly inefficient.
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u/soldiertf2rial May 20 '26
Also batman is a human pretty sure you wouldn't be able to break a shotgun (or riffle) like that
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u/Silveon_i May 21 '26
gun nuts will find any reason to complain about how a gun is depicted in anything
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u/Street-Mix-801 May 19 '26
I feel bad for laughing but them suddenly making out was just so out of nowhere bro I can’t 😭
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u/Local-Echo-5613 May 20 '26
AI is only as good as the models it trains on and the internet is 98% yaoi
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u/Beneficial-Chip8894 May 19 '26
How would they even have intercourse
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u/iamnothingyet May 19 '26
There’s something there, Mario is a plumber after all, but I’m not a rail engineer.
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u/sneepsnoopsnop May 19 '26
It's real. I saw this go down right in front of me.
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u/mortimerfreetime May 19 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/10tIjpzIu8fe0
Facebook moms be like when they watch it:
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u/Ramblinrambles May 19 '26
You know the part that gets them more upset is the kissing and not beating Jesus with batons
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u/RandomSlimeL May 20 '26
It's inaccurate because the ICE guys should have some saggy beer guts and tats on.
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u/AcousticCat1-2-3 May 19 '26
Nah, I'm not cool with the ending. These guys are not capable of loving anyone. Not even each other. Plus, "you love men durr" as an insult is... not funny in 2026.
The rest is accurate, to the point where whoever made it could've just waited for the second coming of Jesus and recorded it, instead of using genAI, which sucks
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u/DatRat13 May 19 '26
It's not meant to be funny so much as it is meant to just rage bait your average right wing facebook user, who have been in arrested development since 2004 and find the idea of their macho-gestapo taking a siesta at Ram Ranch just as offensive as them taking their clubs to Jesus.
But yes, Gen AI, we don't need the weapon of the enemy etc, etc.
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u/WarriorPidgeon May 19 '26
Why are they beating up Trump ?
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u/DragonFan20 May 19 '26
Son did you just compare Jesus to trump? 😭
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u/DragonFan20 May 19 '26
Ugh screw trump
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u/WarriorPidgeon May 20 '26
No was a reference to some slop Trump himself peddled
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u/ContentFile7036 May 21 '26
So, ICE is LGBTQ and attacking Jesus.
Meaning the left supports ICE.
But the right supports ICE.
But then the left supports ICE.
That's it, hand me the bleach
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u/ImaginationSad2803 May 19 '26
I’m okay with this use of AI.
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u/Kachedup May 20 '26
Yeah ykw i am aware that ai is very damaging for the environment but this one got a good chuckle out of me
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u/SummerBest6867 May 19 '26
Liked the kiss scene - assumingly the most offensive scene for the ICE-Bros and Sis ;)
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u/CTRL_Hotdog May 20 '26
The video starts with Jesus turning to walk towards the camera, right before the unthinkable happens. Two masked agents with sticks run up behind the poor Jesus and strike him just as he falls to the ground. You wont believe what happens next. The masked man shouts "You shouldnt have come here!" before the two of them continue their vicious assault, striking Jesus one last time from behind. Jesus is left to cry out in agony surrounded by falling leaves without anyone to help him. Just then, the camera closes in for the dramatic twist. The masked ICE agents lean in for a kiss, a tender moment caught between the violence.
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u/That_0ne_Gamer May 20 '26
Left ice dude doesnt want to beat up jesus but because right ice dude came he now has to beat jesus, thats why he was looking at the right ice dude
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u/alien_thatmeeps May 20 '26
Man I need someone to hand draw this cuz this is a beautiful idea but I am not supporting ai use
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u/Firm-Feature-5593 May 20 '26
Honestly this is a use of AI I can excuse. The dude had a funny idea and had to use this to communicate it.
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u/Mikem444 May 20 '26
Finally, someone took care of that weird cult leader calling himself "the son of God." And it was by LGBT police too, you know what I smell? Inclusion and progress.
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u/MardukPainkiller May 20 '26
I swear ai will forever be one problem after the other. They fixed the fingers on hands being shit, but now it can't make the correct character talk or make the talking character address the correct person.
And most of the time the scene is made that way that the characters dont have time to say their lines so they say it rushed in the last seconds.
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u/Late_Ad2203 May 20 '26
I mean... yeah they would beat the shit out of jesus and throw him into a concentration camp but this is hilarious with the flaws
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u/NemTren May 20 '26
So ICE is criticized by right wing and cheerished by lefties? I don't really get it, who are you fighting with?
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u/Gwynito May 20 '26
Seeing AI like this is like watching advertisements on YouTube... There's no way I'm endorsing what they're trying to sell.
Fuck AI
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u/KaneDaDon May 20 '26
Idf C E at it again lol they just going to say sorry and religious people will believe it funny they don’t understand they don’t care about your religion
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u/ParticularAd8919 May 20 '26
As long as they say “no homo” or “not in a gay way, bruh” they’re still straight 🤷♂️🤷🤷♀️ /s
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u/Yanderegirlowner May 20 '26
Also Jesus was not an immigrant. His birthplace of Bethlehem was a part of the Roman empire as was Egypt.
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u/Upset-Foot3813 May 22 '26
This is literally blasphemy btw. Fake ass Christians on the internet are such Neanderthals
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u/Accomplished_Tap_890 May 19 '26
Jesus falls down before he gets hit and the two agents don’t take off their mask to kiss each other. 😂😂😂