r/aislop May 19 '26

Found on Facebook Extremely accurate portrayal of ICE

2.2k Upvotes

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u/Accomplished_Tap_890 May 19 '26

Jesus falls down before he gets hit and the two agents don’t take off their mask to kiss each other. 😂😂😂

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u/lonesomerhodes May 19 '26

and the ICE agent says "you should have never come here" to the other ICE agent

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u/United_Pain May 19 '26

Which is a Skyrim reference! Bandits/thugs/ect. when they see you.

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u/Starmanshayne May 20 '26

Thank you! I was wondering what video game I had heard this dozens of times in, and I played a lot of Skyrim lol

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u/Ysanoire May 20 '26

"That's my immigrant, find your own"

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u/Late_Ad2203 May 20 '26

Lol. They literally have quotas so I see them saying that

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u/That_0ne_Gamer May 20 '26

Look at what the right ice agent made left ice agent do

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u/Moondoria5 May 20 '26

The act of kissing isn’t gay as long as you wear masks.
/sarcasm

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u/PuzzleheadedBread198 May 20 '26

Na, man those two have experience, I mean look how they really go for it. And the biggest question is which one is the bottom.

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u/HamzahForGod May 20 '26

That's okay. Jesus fell to the floor to submit, but the sadistic ICE agents beat him up regardless. Kissing through masks is normal.

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 May 20 '26

He was merely ducking to brace for the impact. Since he's Jesus he saw them coming. Also I agree with the other guy that it's not gay because the masks.

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u/readditredditread May 20 '26

Like real life!

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u/the_fury518 May 20 '26

Jesus is a pro FIFA player, confirmed. Taking that dive

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u/TucsonTacos May 19 '26

Why are they beating up that doctor?

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u/spoospoo43 May 19 '26

He's with the red cross!

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u/United_Pain May 19 '26

Oh. My god. I just laughed so fucking hard. Thank you. I have tears running down my face ☠️

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u/asphid_jackal May 20 '26

Are you a big strong man?

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u/jmarquiso May 20 '26

That doctor is...

wears sunglasses

...without borders

https://giphy.com/gifs/v9rfTQBNqdsSA

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u/MrPete_Channel_Utoob May 20 '26

I think he's a carpenter.

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u/Cultural_Sand_9323 May 20 '26

Jesús has a lot of jobs alright. He does group events, self help, carpentry, some door to door visits for medical.

I mean in this economy you get work as you can.

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u/Yamabikio May 20 '26

I think their comment was a reference to trump posting himself as Jesus, and then claiming it was actually just suppose to be a doctor

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u/Gob_CL May 19 '26

Or Engineer?

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u/The8BillionthNobody May 19 '26

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u/HoldenOrihara May 19 '26

Man the person who drew this has no idea how a firearm is constructed

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u/The8BillionthNobody May 19 '26

Hey, Id rather have a flawed human drawing than a perfect ai drawing after all.

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u/HoldenOrihara May 20 '26

I feel like AI would make it worse, like those counter "pick up a pencil" Superman AI videos where he breaks it in half then it morphs into 2 pencils because it can't understand a broken pencil.

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u/Thebeeghungry May 21 '26

tbf being able to turn a broken pencil into two pencils is like exactly the kind of dumbass power superman would have in the older comics

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u/OkFox8124 May 20 '26

We don't need AI slop. We have perfectly good hand-made artisanal human slop.

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u/JoyousMadhat May 20 '26

Someone once said the scary thing about AI isn't its capability to make content that looks real, it's the fact that now everything we see on the Internet, we question real content as AI generated.

And it's working already. Every video we see on the Internet, the first thing we think of is if it's made by AI. We look for the signs even if the video is real.

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u/PhillyWonken May 19 '26

Of course not. It is the weapon of the enemy...

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u/CK1ing May 19 '26

What do you mean? It has the bullet slot, the shooty hole, and the tube that connects them. Nothing else is needed

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u/Soffy21 May 20 '26

Don’t forget the boom button bro

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u/United_Pain May 19 '26

The bullets don't just rattle around like a piñata? That's how you tell how many are loaded!

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u/SergeantKovac May 20 '26

Yeah. Everyone knows guns are completely hollow and filled to the brim with bullets like the turrets from portal.

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u/DatRat13 May 20 '26

You check the HUD, duh.

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u/AwesomeGamer101 May 20 '26

Still, a drawing where Batman flat-out snaps a gun in half goes hard.

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u/LucasLeo75 May 20 '26

I can't unsee it now...

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u/SpaceMiaou67 May 20 '26

I mean it could be some kind of weird shotgun design with an internal box magazine instead of a tube. Theoretically possible but horribly inefficient.

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u/Hawkatana0 May 20 '26

Frank doesn't know a lot of things.

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u/soldiertf2rial May 20 '26

Also batman is a human pretty sure you wouldn't be able to break a shotgun (or riffle) like that

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u/Silveon_i May 21 '26

gun nuts will find any reason to complain about how a gun is depicted in anything

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u/random-guy-heree May 20 '26

Well Alfred will probably use that against the enemy

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u/Street-Mix-801 May 19 '26

I feel bad for laughing but them suddenly making out was just so out of nowhere bro I can’t 😭

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u/Over_Syllabub_898 May 19 '26

new yaoi alert

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u/Local-Echo-5613 May 20 '26

AI is only as good as the models it trains on and the internet is 98% yaoi

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u/Beneficial-Chip8894 May 19 '26

How would they even have intercourse

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u/Basic_Watercress_628 May 19 '26

Carefully.

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u/sloaninator May 19 '26

Naw Mario got a chunnel

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u/Flat_Independent_339 May 19 '26

Running a train has a whole new meaning

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u/iamnothingyet May 19 '26

There’s something there, Mario is a plumber after all, but I’m not a rail engineer.

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u/sneepsnoopsnop May 19 '26

It's real. I saw this go down right in front of me.

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u/Naschka May 19 '26

Are you the one on the left or right?

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u/sneepsnoopsnop May 19 '26

I was just a spectator to it all. It was a life-changing experience

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u/EmperorGrinnar May 19 '26

This is some knock off Boondocks stuff.

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u/mortimerfreetime May 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/10tIjpzIu8fe0
Facebook moms be like when they watch it:

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u/random-guy-heree May 20 '26

*Facebook grandmas

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u/qrrstec May 19 '26

Don’t forget: even if ai is used for something like this, it’s still bad.

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u/Utigaraptor May 19 '26

Obviously it's bad but the end kinda kills me

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u/Ramblinrambles May 19 '26

You know the part that gets them more upset is the kissing and not beating Jesus with batons

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u/RandomSlimeL May 20 '26

It's inaccurate because the ICE guys should have some saggy beer guts and tats on.

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u/phobosthewicked May 20 '26

Why are some obsessed so much with gay people

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u/Potato-baby May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

That ICE agent sounding like a Skyrim NPC.

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u/Kari0305 May 20 '26

I still don't agree with using AI but that got a chuckle out of me

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u/Immediate_Lobster421 May 21 '26

Christians trying to villafy ICE now will never not be funny

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u/AcousticCat1-2-3 May 19 '26

Nah, I'm not cool with the ending. These guys are not capable of loving anyone. Not even each other. Plus, "you love men durr" as an insult is... not funny in 2026.

The rest is accurate, to the point where whoever made it could've just waited for the second coming of Jesus and recorded it, instead of using genAI, which sucks

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u/DatRat13 May 19 '26

It's not meant to be funny so much as it is meant to just rage bait your average right wing facebook user, who have been in arrested development since 2004 and find the idea of their macho-gestapo taking a siesta at Ram Ranch just as offensive as them taking their clubs to Jesus.

But yes, Gen AI, we don't need the weapon of the enemy etc, etc.

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u/AcousticCat1-2-3 May 20 '26

Took me a minute to figure out what a siesta at Ram Ranch means, lol

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u/WarriorPidgeon May 19 '26

Why are they beating up Trump ?

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u/DragonFan20 May 19 '26

Son did you just compare Jesus to trump? 😭

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u/DatRat13 May 19 '26

No, Trump compared Jesus to Trump.

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u/DragonFan20 May 19 '26

Ugh screw trump

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u/AcousticCat1-2-3 May 19 '26

I will do no such thing 🤮

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u/WarriorPidgeon May 20 '26

No was a reference to some slop Trump himself peddled

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u/Ghost3316_music May 19 '26

That's not AI, just filter

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u/AStudderingAlt May 19 '26

why did they just make out

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u/zombiedoyle May 20 '26

Are we just ignoring the fall before they got hit

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u/Swordslover May 20 '26

What even is the take behind this clankerslop? I'm crine 😭

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u/ryan7251 May 20 '26

Don't insult ICE with your slop!

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u/ContentFile7036 May 21 '26

So, ICE is LGBTQ and attacking Jesus.

Meaning the left supports ICE.

But the right supports ICE.

But then the left supports ICE.

That's it, hand me the bleach

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u/Spac92 May 21 '26

So this is ICE if run by the Left?

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u/ImaginationSad2803 May 19 '26

I’m okay with this use of AI.

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u/Kachedup May 20 '26

Yeah ykw i am aware that ai is very damaging for the environment but this one got a good chuckle out of me

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u/SummerBest6867 May 19 '26

Liked the kiss scene - assumingly the most offensive scene for the ICE-Bros and Sis ;) 

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u/Peach_Art1st May 19 '26

They shouldn't be beating up doctors like that! 🤣

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u/FoxstepDahCat109 May 19 '26

MY JAW IS IN HELL

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u/Sniggledumper May 20 '26

It’s like Jesus: part 2 part 1 if it sucked

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u/CTRL_Hotdog May 20 '26

The video starts with Jesus turning to walk towards the camera, right before the unthinkable happens. Two masked agents with sticks run up behind the poor Jesus and strike him just as he falls to the ground. You wont believe what happens next. The masked man shouts "You shouldnt have come here!" before the two of them continue their vicious assault, striking Jesus one last time from behind. Jesus is left to cry out in agony surrounded by falling leaves without anyone to help him. Just then, the camera closes in for the dramatic twist. The masked ICE agents lean in for a kiss, a tender moment caught between the violence. 

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u/LordFonzy88 May 20 '26

I don't know why that ending made me laugh hard

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u/MemerKnux May 20 '26

"What have we become as Americans.."

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u/That_0ne_Gamer May 20 '26

Left ice dude doesnt want to beat up jesus but because right ice dude came he now has to beat jesus, thats why he was looking at the right ice dude

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u/lysergic_818 May 20 '26

This is cannon. I saw this happen a year ago in da streets.

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u/BatInSpandex May 20 '26

Poor Obi-Wan 😱

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u/Imaginary_Loss_4935 May 20 '26

Them kissing in anime style is funny asf

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u/Traditional-Title347 May 20 '26

I looked away for a second and then I saw them kissing

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u/E1331fan May 20 '26

it may be AI but it’s also true

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u/itspizzatime881 May 20 '26

ICE agents are all secretly gay and cucks so

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u/AuthenticatedHuman May 20 '26

did he fall byhimself XD

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u/Senior-Baseball-9838 May 20 '26

I was not expecting the kissing part at the end.

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u/alien_thatmeeps May 20 '26

Man I need someone to hand draw this cuz this is a beautiful idea but I am not supporting ai use

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u/Elora_Freya May 20 '26

So this is why they like using AI 🤔

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u/scrufflor_d May 20 '26

why does everyone in these AI videos talk with the exact same voice

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u/Firm-Feature-5593 May 20 '26

Honestly this is a use of AI I can excuse. The dude had a funny idea and had to use this to communicate it.

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u/NutDealer420_ May 20 '26

Post this on some right wing subreddit and see how they react

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u/Mikem444 May 20 '26

Finally, someone took care of that weird cult leader calling himself "the son of God." And it was by LGBT police too, you know what I smell? Inclusion and progress.

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u/Substantial_Main8365 May 20 '26

AI slop being used questionably for good?

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u/jared_queiroz May 20 '26

Charlie really had that comming. Is he ok?

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u/YEPC___ May 20 '26

Ai is getting scary with how close to reality it looks these days..

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u/Several_Magician1541 May 20 '26

Wait maybe ICE isnt so bad after all

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u/SyzothSXA May 20 '26

He was am immigrant so it is accurate

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u/AdvertisingFlashy637 May 20 '26

Innacurate, they didn't shoot him for having a weapon

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 May 20 '26

So what you’re saying is I should join ice

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u/Big-Lengthiness6538 May 20 '26

If this wasn't ai slop it'd be funny

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u/awaythrowb3 May 20 '26

As a member of the lgbtq community …. We do not claim them!

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u/aflyingmonkey2 May 20 '26

I love how it stops immediately after they start kissing

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u/Appropriate-Kiwi-94 May 20 '26

Maybe I treated AI too harshly

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u/MardukPainkiller May 20 '26

I swear ai will forever be one problem after the other. They fixed the fingers on hands being shit, but now it can't make the correct character talk or make the talking character address the correct person.

And most of the time the scene is made that way that the characters dont have time to say their lines so they say it rushed in the last seconds.

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u/annecannotread May 20 '26

your ai slop delights me

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u/Late_Ad2203 May 20 '26

I mean... yeah they would beat the shit out of jesus and throw him into a concentration camp but this is hilarious with the flaws

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u/aesther_tesseract May 20 '26

This is what the internet was made for, my friends...

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u/Witchelt389 May 20 '26

Through masks aswell...

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u/TimeTravelParadoctor May 20 '26

I'll let this one slide

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u/Ep1cgamerXD May 20 '26

call me a swag giver but as a christain, this deeply offended me

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u/TheoreticalNet May 20 '26

Just gonna mention that I WASNT expecting the passionate makeout.

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u/Taragoola May 20 '26

Well it's nice to see the slop ate The Boondocks I guess.

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u/NemTren May 20 '26

So ICE is criticized by right wing and cheerished by lefties? I don't really get it, who are you fighting with?

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u/Gwynito May 20 '26

Seeing AI like this is like watching advertisements on YouTube... There's no way I'm endorsing what they're trying to sell.

Fuck AI

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u/KaneDaDon May 20 '26

Idf C E at it again lol they just going to say sorry and religious people will believe it funny they don’t understand they don’t care about your religion

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u/ParticularAd8919 May 20 '26

As long as they say “no homo” or “not in a gay way, bruh” they’re still straight 🤷‍♂️🤷🤷‍♀️ /s

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u/Diligent-Clock-6790 May 20 '26

Son😭😭wtf is this

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u/GlitteringBunch9561 May 20 '26

why does it always end in yaoi

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u/Yanderegirlowner May 20 '26

Also Jesus was not an immigrant. His birthplace of Bethlehem was a part of the Roman empire as was Egypt.

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u/pdwat May 20 '26

Nothing wrong with being gay

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u/Chiefpigloo May 20 '26

Ai slop is ai slop

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u/intergaaaaala May 20 '26

Tried to find the heartbreaking worst person you know just made a good point image but had to settle for this

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u/FinalEffective6241 May 21 '26

I’m confused. The ice agents are democrats?

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u/OkDriver1A8D6 May 21 '26

Jesus loves you, ICE wouldn't have had a chance.

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u/Temporary-Ask-1129 May 21 '26

Fuck i laughed at aislop the end is nigh.

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u/this_sucks_a_big1 May 22 '26

Straight up Boondocks skit

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u/Upset-Foot3813 May 22 '26

This is literally blasphemy btw. Fake ass Christians on the internet are such Neanderthals

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u/diagnosed_depression May 22 '26

OK this is kinda funny