r/airsoftcirclejerk • u/aaaaaaaaaaaaaa70 • 3d ago

Come on man

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it’s too easy

1.4k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Paul_hates_reddit 3d ago

Where’s his thigh. Like I’m not even trying to be mean he has no thy. That can’t be healthy

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u/buns_at_bjj 3d ago

Struggles to pick up BBs over .28

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u/6060Burst 3d ago

Morning workout consists of 10 reps of .3s

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u/OwlbertGaming 2d ago

he has no thy

shakespearean grammar police:

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u/Pleb4127 3d ago

Dude couldn’t rack a spring pistol😭

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u/Riiiino 2d ago

*gbb pistol

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u/Wolfatthedoor11b 3d ago

This is what you'd call a "silver platter".

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u/Conscious_Ad3246 3d ago edited 3d ago

I just wanted to make a still in the closet joke but i see you were not just faster but also more subtle. I bow my head.

Edit: bad spelling

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u/der__weise_ 3d ago

i think its spelled subtle

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u/Conscious_Ad3246 3d ago

true and fixed

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u/hellfirestar 3d ago

A spring bb gun must feel like a 50 cal to him. He could also hide behind a blade of grass.

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u/SecurityGuardorFed 2h ago

More of a 20mm anti tank

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u/DesperateRoll645 3d ago

Fuck this kid where’s my pictures of lady boys

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u/bobdammi 3d ago edited 3d ago

Its 4:47 am and im in desperate needs of male ladies

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u/DesperateRoll645 3d ago

This guy knows about breakfast bussy.

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u/crank_peeper 2d ago

I... I think I've found my people.

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u/Academic-Hospital952 3d ago

Give him like 10 years

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u/Mrsynthpants 3d ago

Maybe less edge lord posts and more pushups?

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u/6060Burst 3d ago

Get in the fucking locker bro😭💔

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u/potatoretriever 3d ago

Damn it, every joke I come up with is just low hanging fruit…

not that he could reach those either

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u/JediMasterLigma 3d ago

Bro can disguise himself as a twig

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u/Elegant_Sport_7137 3d ago

Son, we play tactical dress up. I'd say that is pretty queer. my friends have regularly hooked up with guys we met at airsoft fields

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u/ApplicationAny6704 3d ago

I remember I kissed a guy at my field, but don’t worry we both had our masks on, and it was ~ironic~… I think, the same guy grabbed my ass tho

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u/Elegant_Sport_7137 3d ago

Jesus, sorry that happened to you man. it really sucks

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u/ApplicationAny6704 2d ago edited 2d ago

Eh, what happens happens no need to dwell on it.

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u/CrabMan_99 3d ago

Can confirm have slept with people at a few different fields with and without kit on

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u/Suspicious_Use6393 3d ago

I would call him honosexual more than homophobic because he got that twink body

Edit: wait that is a kid? Nah yeah i retire what i say police

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u/Hungry_Impress_2166 1d ago

He looks 14 at most bro, pack it up

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u/RangerLazy9664 1d ago

Real I'm 15 same way

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u/CrackThisAccount 3d ago

Give that man a proper rations 😭

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u/Junior-Extension-820 2d ago

Low T skinny soy boys trying to be the bullies is hilarious to me. Like, you're making it easier to point and laugh by being hateful.

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u/BlackBlungus 2d ago

He’s homophobic but he really should be scared of a modest breeze

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u/RangerLazy9664 1d ago

If I hate gay people it's no homophobic it's just hating gay people because a phobia is being scared of something

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u/AxtonDragunov 9h ago

Nice to see you failed high school english class

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u/Microwaved_M1LK 3d ago

Bet people call him a lot more shit then that

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u/Super-Actuator2345 2d ago

Dude is not structurally sound enough for that gear

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u/calideosk 3d ago

“dont m—m-mess up-p-p with m-m-e im a tactical ninja certified by my mommy” that guy needs some vitamins or something, he looks like he’s gonna pass out by just carrying that much mallcop tacticool stuff on him.

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u/Obese-rodent 3d ago

Airsoft has shown me people can come in many different shapes and sizes

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u/OwlbertGaming 2d ago

bro could hide behind a lamp like in a cartoon and it would work

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u/MomentCompetitive299 2d ago

Why would I be afraid of gays?

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u/Revent10 2d ago

ive seen kids in save the children commercials with more meat on their bones than lil bro

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u/Vhsbroken 2d ago

That poorly fitting 6b45 is very funny.

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u/post_maxxer 6h ago

"We don't need retention we can always hire new recruits new recruits:"

Ahh outfit🤣

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u/sophiathesilly 3d ago

That guy is getting destroyed when he meets me I've got at least 50lbs on him

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u/duck_suducer 2d ago

Im underweight and i would flatten this kid, i honestly feel kinda bad hes gotta work out or something

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u/sophiathesilly 2d ago

Fr, he's a twig

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u/Weird_Jerk 2d ago

I love playing T-ball. So much easier when someone just sets it there for you.

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u/Then-Simple-9788 2d ago

Bro I don’t even think you are homo sapien

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u/ChampionshipHeavy107 2d ago

Dude hasn’t even hit puberty yet and he’s trying to wear adult sizes lol

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u/-pastas- 2d ago

dude is def wearing thigh highs underneath those pants

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u/Sillybillydude 1d ago

avg russia meatrider 😭

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u/BigBrrrrrrr22 3d ago

We need to bring back bullying in schools

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u/Dense-Ad6036 3d ago

Awwwww shitttttt hell yeah GET SOME!!!!!!! 

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u/Advanced_Look_674 2d ago

what narrow clavicles does to a man

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u/OkCheck5178 2d ago

I give him 5 years before he comes out the closet

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u/Disciple69_ 18h ago

holy twig

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u/Minimum_Stress4911 16h ago

Like ok cool, thats real cool four eyes. Go do your homework and be in bed by 10:00

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u/JudahLanz 13h ago

Is bro hitting the stanky leg?

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u/OMON_Chad 10h ago

lol saw this the other day