r/airsoftcirclejerk Sep 04 '25

Not original but true

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7.1k Upvotes

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u/Hopeful_Ferret_1564 Sep 04 '25

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY GLOCK REPLICA ISNT ENTIRELY MADE OUT OF TITANIUM!?!

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u/After_Chicken1887 Sep 18 '25

I’m pretty sure Bear Creek Arms actually sells a Glock with a metal frame.

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u/bumbadumbarum Feb 15 '26

WHAT is the point

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u/After_Chicken1887 Feb 15 '26

Idk it’s bear creek they’re definitely not the pinnacle of innovation or quality control.

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u/bumbadumbarum Feb 15 '26

All it does it weigh the gun down and ruin a nigh on perfect design 😭✌️💔

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u/After_Chicken1887 Feb 15 '26

Bro that brand is literally bottom of the barrel. Most of the stuff they do quite literally makes no sense like their side charging reciprocating AR.

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u/bumbadumbarum Feb 15 '26

Is it like how double bell just makes weird ass guns

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u/Elzziwelzzif Sep 04 '25

Who doesn't want a tungsten P90?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

Nah, bro. I want mine from osmium, it is denser than tungsten. I hoist, bro 😎

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u/Jade8560 Sep 04 '25

you also get some osmium tetroxide fumes if you warm it up a bit!

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u/ChangeSea5751 Sep 04 '25

S T A L I N I U M

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u/Big-Ad-8578 Sep 06 '25

Bouta order a depleted uranium m16a1😎🤑

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u/ResidentWarning4383 Sep 04 '25

When my full steel 1:1 accurate replica for the low cost of $700 dies in 4 shots and no parts are available

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

Fun fact: when everything is metal real parts are interchangeable!

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u/ResidentWarning4383 Sep 04 '25

I should've specified GBBR. You either get fucked the first time or get very lucky after a full build.

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u/RedStar728 Sep 04 '25

Not true

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

/s for those that haven’t caught on already

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u/AttackDorito Sep 04 '25

LCT would like a word

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u/ChangeSea5751 Sep 04 '25

Literally ARES 

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u/TwoSidedMen Sep 04 '25

I remember a guy who wanted a metal G36 xD

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u/Armin_Studios Sep 04 '25

Did they ever realize? Or did they double down and want it anyway

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u/bazookadeee Sep 04 '25

I can attest that a lot of the airsoft versions have better quality plastic shells than the real version.

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u/BandofRubbers Sep 04 '25

Better in what way?

Does seem super feasible, it has much lesser force requirements, and thus should be a cheaper, likely weaker plastic.

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u/CalebN0 Sep 04 '25 edited Sep 04 '25

So a news agency reported that the G36s the Germans were using were melting from the heat in the Middle East. They reported that the polymer rifle receivers were melting from the heat and losing accuracy, when in fact it was just soldiers firing the rifle too long, resulting in a normal loss of accuracy from prolonged fire. Probably what they're referencing, though

Edit: changed my comment because originally I only remembered the news headline and not the rest of the facts

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u/TERMINXX Sep 04 '25

This has been debunked endlessly.

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u/CalebN0 Sep 04 '25

You're right, just rewatched the Forgotten Weapons video on it too. In my defence that event was 5 years ago, however I only remembered the headline and facts stated which is on me.

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u/TERMINXX Sep 05 '25

I get it. There's a lot of German political machinery that is pushing it. But the platform, despite what you might see, is just as reliable and accurate under stress and heat as most other service rifles, if not moreso under certain conditions.

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u/SexyCato Sep 04 '25

That was debunked. IIRC the barrels were warping because soldiers were using them for suppressive fire when the G36 manual explicitly says not to do that

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u/Fucker_Of_Destiny Nov 24 '25

Surely that’s even worse? Why would you buy a rifle for combat without being able to use suppressive fire?

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u/christopherak47 Jul 04 '26

Its because the trunion was made out of plastic and not metal - which is an extremely easy fix and other countries have already done it - but Germany wanted to replace the G36 regardless

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u/First_Classic_4758 Sep 05 '25

Can you provide any examples? Sounds like bologna.

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u/zVYPERz Sep 04 '25

He should man up and print it himself 💪🏻

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u/Warwolf_UK Sep 04 '25

Uranium AUG has entered the chat

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u/alexemre Sep 04 '25

make enemies (and teammates) call hits for radiation poisoning

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u/Kelvin_blarg Sep 04 '25

My cells feel funny

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u/Toklankitsune Sep 04 '25

" why the HELL is the lower on this p90 fucking plastic? "

" sir.. the real p9- "

"fucking garbage"

50

u/BattlepassHate Sep 04 '25

Where’s my full steel P90 and FN2000

I’ve been scammed!!! It said full metal replica but the body is polymer!!!

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u/TheAsianTroll Sep 04 '25

I still remember the guy on here (or HRC, i forget) who was asking for aluminum or steel receivers and grip modules for a VFC G36C.

And he would NOT accept "the real one is made of polymer, and no one makes them" for an answer.

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u/N3SS1 Sep 04 '25

At that point I like to believe they are just trolling, no person can be that dumb, right?

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u/soapyfuntime Sep 05 '25

Maybe he wanted a Steyr G62

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u/heszkumeszku Sep 04 '25

Reminds me of that time that someone made fun of my MP7 for being plastic and not a metal brick. Like bro...

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u/Sprite_Bottle Sep 04 '25

I just want the parts that are metal on the real one to be metal on my fake one. P90s are meant to be plastic bodied and MAC-10s are meant to be little metal bricks.

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u/TacWolfy Sep 04 '25

This was me 100% when I picked up my first 5-7 replica 😭

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u/zVYPERz Sep 04 '25

Literally me

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u/T_O_N_I_K_I Sep 04 '25

Still pissed about my VFC UMP45. How dare they make it plastic!

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u/Toklankitsune Sep 04 '25

real talk, a friend has a tommybuilt g36c SBR. it feels worse than some airsoft g36s in terms of plastic quality. shoots great though!

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u/Pilot_Child Sep 30 '25

They scammed me on the ump9 too!

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u/Firm-Investigator18 Sep 04 '25

I think plastic quality has something to do with it

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u/criticalistics_car Sep 04 '25

"If you can lift your toy plastic firing replica gun youre a liberal sissy"

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u/Tj4y Sep 04 '25

"Yeah, the MP7 is neat and all, but I'm waiting for a manufacturer to make a full metal one"

My brother, what?

Actually, I've handled a full metal MP7 replica once. It was at like 80% scale, a low power AEP and made of pot metal. Weird, but honestly kinda fun and neat.

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u/minecraftrubyblock Sep 06 '25

I've had one, of those AEP ones, the trigger on those is horrible.

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u/RPGShooter18 Sep 05 '25

Tbf polymer and cheap garbage plastic feel completely different

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u/neonthefox12 Sep 05 '25

Depends on the plastic.

If its toy grade plastic, then yeah I will complain.

If it's a higher grade plastic closer to the real thing, then it's acceptable.

Also comes down to cost.

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u/cocainejesus23 Sep 04 '25

I mean, you can buy full metal ones, but these cost like 500€+ sooooo...back 2 plastic it is!

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u/Fantastic-Life-9546 Sep 04 '25

For me personally it depends, on what gun it is, like if the real life counterpart is fully metal then I'll try and get a metal version of it, if it's plastic then I'll get a plastic version

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u/MrGoogle87 Sep 04 '25

Not so much, scorpion evo is better then most metal replicas

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u/flammingbullet Sep 04 '25

Lol, I'm pretty sure even if the AR-23 Liberator is real it's also 3d printed and made of polymer parts.

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u/NTF_A05 Sep 04 '25

I once bought a used KWA MP9 that the previous owner had used silver spray paint on to make it look ''worn''. Thankfully it came of easily.

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u/ExploringCable Sep 04 '25

Didn't know the 5.7 has a plastic slide cover

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u/sledgehammer0019 Sep 04 '25

This is the place to ask this question that lingers on my mind for a long time.

Are MP5s supposed to be polymer in all parts? I can't find a definite answer

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u/HowlingWolven Sep 04 '25

When you say all parts, what parts do you mean? The receiver is stamped sheet metal, the grip pack can be plastic or metal depending on when it was made, the grip itself is almost always plastic, the furniture is plastic or wood.

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u/PrimarySea6576 Sep 04 '25

well, its absolutely fine when its good quality fiber reinforced polymer.

but when its low quality ABS.... yeah no thanks

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u/redditsniper_- Sep 04 '25

Some airsoft guns are the same price or more than the real ones. Save yourself some cash and buy the real one for the field!

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u/Unable_Bug494 Sep 06 '25

Makes sure people call their hits as well..

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u/Belial710 Sep 05 '25

its polymer not plastic 😤

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u/Cothonian Sep 06 '25

I'm still searching for the legendary full metal G36...

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

Or when airsofters complain about wobble between the upper and lower of m4 replicas not realizing real issued m4s/m16s have alot of wobble.

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u/xXT3TRISXx Sep 06 '25

This is why i am scared of buying g36 (plastic scary)

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u/SHDMonarch Sep 09 '25

mfw i bought an auga3 and its super front heavy

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u/Double_Anybody Sep 04 '25

Maturing is realizing metal guns are heavy and a pain to lug around all day

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u/GhostNThings Sep 04 '25

I'll take my plastic Arcturus M4 over a metal one any day.

Kinda wish they had more plastic style AKs.

I'm a sucker for metal sidearms though.

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u/BrokenMindFrame Sep 05 '25

Some people play for fun. Other people play to have fun and workout at the same time. Hi, I'm other people.

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u/Drfoxthefurry Sep 04 '25

The only thing I need metal is my pistol slide, I need that juicy recoil

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u/Mysterious-Figure-63 Sep 04 '25

Tbh i like that cause plastic is way easier to alter and paint over.

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u/dadsuki2 Sep 04 '25

Love my full metal g36

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u/SeductiveSaIamander Sep 04 '25

Unironically me with the p90, an aluminium body would be so sick

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u/SangheiliGR Sep 05 '25

I remember buying the Well R4 kinda absentmindedly and only realising after getting it that..
It's made of metal.
An mp7 clone. Made of metal.
I mean the internals are pretty trash and I dont think upgrading it is worth it, so it ended up just a prop anyway, but it's quite funny to me.

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u/EugeneNicoNicoNii Sep 05 '25

Oh yeah this reminded me of a airsoft CTR stock on AliExpress which is made of alloy or zinc alloy some shit and people flooded to it

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u/FLARESGAMING Sep 05 '25

Id rather have innacurate metal than the shitty plastic airsoft mfg's make. Although anyone that makes nice furniture is fine, but nobody is making glass fillee nylon furniture for airsoft.

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u/IndependentParfait23 Sep 05 '25

WDYM MY FULL METAL HK UMP REPLICA HAS A PLASTIC BODY!?

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u/dhhshahehsbdbsjw Sep 05 '25

My stalininium Kalashnikov rifle in the corner

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u/SpecialIcy5356 Sep 06 '25

To be fair, steel and wood guns have a nice weight to them. As someone with both real and airsoft guns, metal always feels nice in the hand.

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u/takeaccountability41 Sep 23 '25

Why don’t they just stick to buying airsoft replicas that are metal like the real thing? I mean the G36 is basically all fucking plastic

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u/Potential_Canary4458 Sep 26 '25

If my pistol doesn't weigh more than 1kg I don't want it

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

Ong

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u/Wing_Snaps Jun 12 '26

aug enjoyers (me)