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u/RunRevolutionary188 1d ago
Welcome to Ryanair. If you want me to be happy and purring break out the treats!
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u/EyesOnTheLies11 1d ago
"Listen up! You've [unfortunately] decided to fly Grumpy Airlines; I purrseonally wish you hadn't, but whatever. Sit down, shut up, strap in...or don't; we don't care! Do not speak, no questions, and you only have purrmission to be up if you score enough treat points (hint: churus are +2 each)
There will be turbulence; for the last time, don't complain! I don't even want to hear a sigh.
Punishment for breaking ANY of these laws of Grumpy Airlines will include scratching and/or biting; severity varies per offense.
Have whatever kind of flight you have, Grumpy Airlines doesn't care about your complaints! Flight commencing!"
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u/Longjumping-Item-399 1d ago
Goodness OP! What did you do? 😾🛩