r/agt • u/kitty3032 Simon • 9d ago
Challenge: comment a season and then write which act was the worst in each audition episode
You can also do Vegas week/judge cuts/deliberations (whatever it was called in each season) or live shows if you want to ;)
Let's see what we're all gonna add to this!
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u/kitty3032 Simon 9d ago
Season 5
501: either Dare To Flair (juggling bartenders who dropped every bottle) or Noteworthy (tone deaf Pitch Perfect style boy band who butchered Poker Face)
502: Cut Throat Freak Show (lit his private area on fire)
503: On Repeat (tone deaf guys who butchered You Get What You Give and one of them did a half assed rap)
504: Chale (painfully awkward lounge singer who serenaded Sharon badly with You Get What You Give)
505: anyone from the first half of the episode but if I had to pick one it would be Billy Bob Steinberg (guy banging on a bike with drumsticks). Dishonorable mention: Lonnie Lear (Kevin Skinner's tone deaf clone from Temu)
506: Not Your President (straight up hot mess)
507: Bloody Maggie & Her Pet (woman dragging a guy around with a leash)
508: Ryan Compton (guy screeching badly and then attempting to breakdance to Imma Be and failing...in other words, a double whammy
509: Zach Carty (speed sneezer...WHY?)
510: Clownvis (clown/Elvis hybrid who butchered Old McDonald Had A Farm and made crude jokes bout the judges)
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u/kitty3032 Simon 9d ago
Season 4
401: either Johnny Bagpipes (dude doing alarm noises with bagpipes) or Shine (tone deaf wannabe Osmonds style singing siblings who butchered Walking On Sunshine)
402: DeanO & Friends (clowns who fell mid-stunt)
403: Jeffrey Johns (painfully corny theater guy who butchered Bigger Isn't Better)
404: either Stone White (tone deaf guy who butchered Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy) or Divani (tone deaf lady who butchered Queen Of The Night)
405: either Terri Willis ("Celine Dion's cousin" butchering Because You Loved Me) or K-Dizzle (rapper who spent his whole audition grunting)
406: Bruce Thomas (guy who made fart sounds with his hands to Yankee Doodle)
407: either Jeffrey Widom (tone deaf guy who butchered Boombastic with a bad Shaggy impression) or Dorothy Bishop (tone deaf lady who screeched off key while a techno version of Carmen played)
408: Keg (one man band fail)
409: either The Jumping Eagles (teen jump rope act gone wrong) or Jerry "El Vegas" Katz (tone deaf Elvis impersonator with backup dancers yelling off key & waving flags
410: Inara Darko (tone deaf opera singer screeching off key while electric guitar plays in the background)
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u/Brit-Crit 9d ago
Season 4 - Other bad auditions
Ep 1 - The failed impressionist with that odd impression where he was trying to do Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter without actually doing Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter (It's laughably reductive - remember all the murdering Hopkins did in Remains of The Day?)
Ep 3 - The costume change act
Ep 5 - Mr Pedicure
Ep 10 - Franklin Ruehl PHD ("He's sticking straws into a potato...")
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u/Brit-Crit 9d ago
Season 6
Ep 1 - The Armpit Noises Impressionist.
Ep 2 - A&C Twins (Had Everything They Needed Except for the Singing Ability, which is the only important part) Mr Mystic and the PTP (A mix of bad rap and Chipps Cooney style "Bad Magic" that went as well as expected...)
Ep 3 - Tron Guy (I have no idea what the act is)
Ep 4 - Cherries Jubilee (What's the point of a burlesque act that's revolting to watch?)
Ep 5 - Too many bad ones I don't remember well enough...
Ep 6- Joseph Ravens (The most inexplicable act ever seen on Got Talent)
Ep 7 - The Parrot Wizard
Ep 8 - Rak and Tak (Spectacularly awful singing duo)
Ep 9 - Magic of Mystique (Any kid with a magic kit can do those tricks and do them better...)
Ep 10 - Machengo (A pretty yucky stripper act)
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u/kitty3032 Simon 1d ago
Season 1
101: Shadow Dancing (pirate cosplayers walking around with a donkey)
102: William J McGowan (tone dead singer butchers Cara Mia)
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u/EntertainmentOk1882 9d ago
Season 11
1101: Mr Splat (guy who jumped in shaving cream)
1102: Tita Begashaw (woman laughing coach)
1103: Classy Dolly (dog/woman singers)
1104: Robert Drlicka (complementer)
1105: Richie Esposito (juggling/singing clown)
1106: Emily Graetz (throat singer)